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Mahabharat Me Likha Gaya Tha Ki Kalyug Me 2 Dost Honge Jisme Se 1 Daani Aur 1 Papi Hoga . Daani Sms Krega Aur Papi Pad K Muskuraiga..... Hass Papi Hass....

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Its a .::;:',::;:.
Beutiful""""v/"""
Morning ,,,) (,, ,,

Sun is
Up,.
Birds r
Singing,.
ur Cell is beeping with my msg to say..
G00D M0RNING..:)

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A sardar was making omlet,when he brok egg,the egg was empty. frusted sardar said-ghor kalyug ab murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai.

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1 colge Stdnt ki mom: suno g hmara ldka bahut paise udane lga h,
jha b chupati hu khoj leta h.
kya kru?
Dad:sale ki book me chupa do 1 sal tk dhund nhi paega

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1 oF d Best ATTiTude QuoTE: "I mAY nEvEr be gOOd enough for some1 buT i'lL AlwAys be d best for dem who DEsErvE me."...
DATS ME:-) !!

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D way v cam 2 Knw each other,
D way v 1st Spke
D Way v Relate 2day is Amazing

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Love Tips:
If U Keep Sweet Thoughts About Ur Mate in Mind;
They Will Be Reflected in Ur Body Language Also.
morning .. Enjy the cool breeze

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Wenever i gave value to a person,
they alws ''cheated'' & ''broke my heart''...
.
And now if i don't give dem imprtnce,
they call it "Attitude..."
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"Beautiful words said by a Boyfrd to his Grlfrd:


"D next Girl i will Ever Love on dis Earth will be our Daughter.

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Tantrik apne ek Bhakt se--"Beta tumhare Ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.
Bhakt- "Baba, main thappad maar dunga, jo meri BIWI ke bare me kuch kaha to.

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Ponds:
Skin that has wrinkles, dark circles and age spots need a re-surfacing day cream will be the little extra care that is needed.

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Boy Darling Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Dunga.
Girl:Ye Batao,Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na
Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga

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Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi :->

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Makhan churakar jisne khaya,
Bansi bajakar jisne nachaya.
khushi manao uske jnmdin ki,
jisne duniya ko "PREM" ka path padhaya..
*HAPPY KRISHNA JANAMASTMI*..

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Gokul me jo kare niwas,
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas, Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hmre kishan kanhaiya.
May Krishna fulfill all ur wishes..
Happy Janmastmi.

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Radha Krishna se,"Apne mujhse prm kiya pr shadi Rukmni se, kyu?"kshna's rply,
"RADHE! shadi mai do log Chahiye
TUM hi kaho Hum me dusra kaun h"
JaiShreeKrishna

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Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi :->
gud mrng.

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Krishna jinka naam, Gokul jinka dhaam, aise Shri Krishna bhagwan ko hum sab ka pranam.
Hathi Ghoda palki, jai Kanhaiya lal ki
JAI SHRI KRISHNA
Happy Janmashtami

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Gokul me jo kare niwas
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hmre kishan kanhaiya.
May Krishna fulfill all ur wishes.
Happy Jnmasthmi. Gm.

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Murli Manohar,Braj ki Dharohar,Wo Nandlal Gopala hai,Bansi ki dhun pr sabko Nachane wala hai,Sab milkar machaye Dhum ki Krishna aane wala hai.
*Happy Janmashtmi*

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Lyf me kabi hamari dosti k bare me koi galatfehmi ho to.

Sikka uchaalna-
agar head aaye to vry bst frnds.

or

agar tail aaye to

Chupke se palat dena.!OK.:-)

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Sir= bachcho batao tumne"RUB NE BANADI JODI" film se kya seekha?Student=sir yehi k agar mehnat ki jaay to shadishuda ladki bhi patayi ja sakti hai.

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Interviewer: Congrats! U r selected. Ur 1st year salary is Rs 19000 & nxt year it will be Rs 26000. Santa: Thank u Sir. I will join next year.

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Radha ki bhakti, Murli ki mithas, makhan ka swaad aur gopiya ka raas, inhise milke banta hai janmastham ka yeh din khas, mubara ho janmastami ka tyohar..

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•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
jai shri shayam
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`•.

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90%of pple marry one of their friends... becz frnds hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to 14 frnds in10 mins whn u read,!,

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( ';' )___,/

¿_¿_) ¿_)



Jaa TOMY Jaa...!!



Jo log mujhe SMS

nhi karte un k

mobile par su su

kar k aa..

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Lady calls-Mere ghar aag lagi hai!
Santa(in firebrigade)-Paani daalo!
Lady-Daala,aag nahi bujhi!
Santa-Phir Hum Aakar Kya Karenge,Hum Bhi Toh Paani Hi Daalenge!

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Mila na koi jispe duniya luta dete, sabne dokha diya kis kisko bhula dete, dil ka dard dil me hi dabaye rakha ,agar byan kiya hota to bhari mahfil ko rula dete

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Its true
It hurts wn we risk our heart n it ends up broken!
Bt wt hurts mor is wn we still hold on 2 sm1 evn wn v kno v r waitin 4 NOTHING!
Gud mrng...
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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo

Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u...

Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To

Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari ...

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Bharat Sarkar ke Nirdeshanusaar aapke Airtel Number Ke Dastavez Poore Nahin hain, Aap 10 AM to 6 PM ke beech Apne Number Ke Dastvez (Photograph, Proof of Address and Identity) Airtel Counter at %% pe Jama Karwayen.

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Ponds:
For good skin, drink 8 glasses of water per day, limit Sun's exposure & avoid direct contact with highly alkaline products eg. washing powder

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Ponds:
For good skin, drink 8 glasses of water per day, limit Sun's exposure & avoid direct contact with highly alkaline products eg. washing powder

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(_. @ ,'>
_.*"".-'..,)
.-" . ' - ._,.-"
""/,,,,/"
/,,,,/
A sweet bird to Say U
GOOD MORNING
****
Have a nice day....

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Baby sardar praying-
Bhagwaanji plz punjab nu america di capital bana do,Plz plz plz
BHAGWAANji- Par kyu yaara?
Baby-Kyunki main exam wich likh aaya hu.

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mam-last semester u were roaming wid dat girl n dis semester u r roaming wid other girl, wat is dis? boy-syllabus changed mam....;-)

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Waqt ki Dhop me ho ya Barish me , kuch kadmo k Nishan nehi hote, Jinhe yaad karke khus hoti hai Ankhe, wo Log Door hokar vi Door nehi hote...
....

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G Ø ö ð N í g h t &
s W é É t D r Ê ä M

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EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann Ho
To Apni Mout Se Pyar Krna

QKi Duniya Ka Dastur He

Jise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge.

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Je tenu bhulna hi hunda tan Ena yad na karde, Mar jande kado de je tenu pyar na karde,
Je chhadna sokha hunda tenu,Ta roz rab agge tenu paun di fariad na karde.

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Girl to Boy: Mera Bacha! Mera Shona! Mera Gugluu! Shaadi Karega mujhse?
Bolo Baby.

Boy: pehle ye batao Tum Mujhe Purpose Karna Chah Rhi ho ya Adopt.
gd mrng

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What is love??-------
She sayz 'i dnt luv u'
Her eyes sayz, m crazy 4 u,
She sayz,m hapy widout u,
Her eyes sayz, m nowhr widout u,
She sayz she has many 2 tak care of her,
Her eyes sayz, no 1 cares as u do,
She sayz al her frnz r lyk me,
Her eyz sayz,bt u stnd unique amng dem,
She sayz me 2 hold sum1 els's hand
Her eys say, nvr leave me,
She sayz dont hold me,
Her eyez syz, lemme juz hold u,
She sayz u r juz a gud frn
Her eyz sayz, i cnt c u 2b ne1's bf.,
She sayz go away,
Her eyz sy,..til i fil ur hrtbt,
She sayz, dnt kis me,
Her eyz syz, dnt folw ma wordz,
She sayz wait 4 nw,
Her eyz syz, letz fal in 4 each othr,
She sayz,m cnfsd
Her eyz sy, I JUZ LUV U...

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One sardarni goes to a sardar's shop to buy a tea packet Sardarni (in punjabi) : Liptan di chaah hai? Sardar: Mainu to nahi hai,tennu hai to aa lipat ja.

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Get Paid Upto Rs 1/- Per SMS

Log On www.net2mobiles.com send FREE SMS & Get paid 4each SMS U send.
With New look & features Send More-Earn More.

*
CAREERPLUS:
*Interview Tips
Double and triple check to make sure your cell phone ringer is turned off.

*
Get Paid Upto Rs 1/- Per SMS

Log On www.net2mobiles.com send FREE SMS & Get paid 4each SMS U send.
With New look & features Send More-Earn More.

*
Aha,U hv won Free Rs.20 TalkTime from Sprite. Amount has been directly credited to ur mobile account.Grab another chilled Sprite and win more.TnC Apply

*
Your account has been Successfully credited with Rs 16.13. by BSNL Topup Voucher MRP Rs.20.00 from Oxigen on 31/08/2010 at 10:44AM. Ref:293313413.

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Wo kaun sa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Toh Meetha Aur Pak Jaye Toh Kadva Challenge Hai,
time 1 Day..
Reply zarur karna..
I'm waiting..

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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

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Sapno se Dil Lgane ki Adat nhi rhi
Har waqt Muskrane ki Adat nhi rhi
Ye Soch ke ki koi Manane nhi Aayega
Ab hame Rooth jane ki Aadat nhi rhi

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2machar bike pe ghum rhe the
tabi hathi ne lift mangi itne me 1machar khada hokar bola
dekhle phir teri ma kahegi ki lafango k 7 ghum rha h.

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Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

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Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti Hai,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti Hai.
Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti Hai...

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Ponds:
Ur skin needs a good amount of moisture to help it look younger & fresher. Apply a good moisturizer while your skin is damp to retain moisture

*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

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Wife: Sirf Mere liye hi
Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
....Apne Liye Bhi Lo Lo.
Husband: Main Bina
Paan Khaye Bhi Chup
Reh Sakta Hoon.

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You're in Love Wen:
U cAn't erAse ur inbox coz of 1 msg from thAt person

You thiNk loNg & slap your head & say:

Naa,He/she is jus A friend'
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One sardarni goes to a sardar's shop to buy a tea packet Sardarni (in punjabi) : Liptan di chaah hai? Sardar: Mainu to nahi hai,tennu hai to aa lipat ja.

*
Get Paid Upto Rs 1/- Per SMS

Log On www.net2mobiles.com send FREE SMS & Get paid 4each SMS U send.
With New look & features Send More-Earn More.

*
CAREERPLUS:
*Interview Tips
Double and triple check to make sure your cell phone ringer is turned off.

*
Get Paid Upto Rs 1/- Per SMS

Log On www.net2mobiles.com send FREE SMS & Get paid 4each SMS U send.
With New look & features Send More-Earn More.

*
Aha,U hv won Free Rs.20 TalkTime from Sprite. Amount has been directly credited to ur mobile account.Grab another chilled Sprite and win more.TnC Apply

*
Your account has been Successfully credited with Rs 16.13. by BSNL Topup Voucher MRP Rs.20.00 from Oxigen on 31/08/2010 at 10:44AM. Ref:293313413.

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Wo kaun sa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Toh Meetha Aur Pak Jaye Toh Kadva Challenge Hai,
time 1 Day..
Reply zarur karna..
I'm waiting..

*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

*
Sapno se Dil Lgane ki Adat nhi rhi
Har waqt Muskrane ki Adat nhi rhi
Ye Soch ke ki koi Manane nhi Aayega
Ab hame Rooth jane ki Aadat nhi rhi

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2machar bike pe ghum rhe the
tabi hathi ne lift mangi itne me 1machar khada hokar bola
dekhle phir teri ma kahegi ki lafango k 7 ghum rha h.

*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

*
Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti Hai,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti Hai.
Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti Hai...

*
Ponds:
Ur skin needs a good amount of moisture to help it look younger & fresher. Apply a good moisturizer while your skin is damp to retain moisture

*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

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Wife: Sirf Mere liye hi
Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
....Apne Liye Bhi Lo Lo.
Husband: Main Bina
Paan Khaye Bhi Chup
Reh Sakta Hoon.

* * *
You're in Love Wen:
U cAn't erAse ur inbox coz of 1 msg from thAt person

You thiNk loNg & slap your head & say:

Naa,He/she is jus A friend'
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