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One sardarni goes to a sardar's shop to buy a tea packet Sardarni (in punjabi) : Liptan di chaah hai? Sardar: Mainu to nahi hai,tennu hai to aa lipat ja.

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Wo kaun sa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Toh Meetha Aur Pak Jaye Toh Kadva Challenge Hai,
time 1 Day..
Reply zarur karna..
I'm waiting..

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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

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Sapno se Dil Lgane ki Adat nhi rhi
Har waqt Muskrane ki Adat nhi rhi
Ye Soch ke ki koi Manane nhi Aayega
Ab hame Rooth jane ki Aadat nhi rhi

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2machar bike pe ghum rhe the
tabi hathi ne lift mangi itne me 1machar khada hokar bola
dekhle phir teri ma kahegi ki lafango k 7 ghum rha h.

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Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

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Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti Hai,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti Hai.
Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti Hai...

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Ponds:
Ur skin needs a good amount of moisture to help it look younger & fresher. Apply a good moisturizer while your skin is damp to retain moisture

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Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

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Wife: Sirf Mere liye hi
Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
....Apne Liye Bhi Lo Lo.
Husband: Main Bina
Paan Khaye Bhi Chup
Reh Sakta Hoon.

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You're in Love Wen:
U cAn't erAse ur inbox coz of 1 msg from thAt person

You thiNk loNg & slap your head & say:

Naa,He/she is jus A friend'
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