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Waqt Par Aadat na Badli toh wo Zarurat-E--Life ban jati h


Aur





Agar Time pr Girlfrnd na badli toh wo Kambakht WIFE ban jati h .......
Gud mrng..
*

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Thought of the day
"see the clock only
when u hv no work,
Don't see the clock
when u r working,
Clock is a lock 4
success".
**

*
Hamne tumhe apna samjh kaleja cheer dikha diya...Tumhari niyat hi kuch aur thi tumne khanjar chala diya...

*
"Beautiful words said by a Boyfrd to his Grlfrd:


"D next Girl i will Ever Love on dis Earth will be our Daughter.
*

*
When you pray for others, God listen to you and blesses them. And sometimes when you are safe and happy remember that someone has prayed for you.!its true!!
*

*
Boy-"Dear, look into my eyes,
what do you see?
Tell me quickly!"
Girl-"TRUE LOVE"
Boy-"oye!True love wali,
kachara gaya hai,jaldi phunk mar.-

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Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched offΩ!
STUDENT said :¿ya.it¿s my CALLER TUNE¿
Principal shockΩ!
Student rocks.-

*
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness.....ha ha.

*
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

*
Ye Mosham bhi kitna pyara he,

Karti Hwaye kuch Eshara he,

Zra Smjo inke jazbat ko,

Ye kehti he kisi ne tumhe dil se pukara he..

*
OYE Mamu flim me kaam kroge?
Roll sirf itna h k 1 ladki apko 1 kamre me le jaige.
Or




or








or

apko
goli mar degi

film ka naam h , "kutte ki mot"

*

Kavita Ho Ya Kalakrati
Pustak Ho Ya Natak
Har Kalakar Apna Hi Naam Dete He

Par MA Jaisa Koi Nhi

Santan Ko Janam Dekar Naam Pita Ka Dete He

*
Teacher: what is the difference between orange & apple?

Sardar: the colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple...->

*
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->

**
AAJ MUJHE PTA CHAL HI GYA K 2012 ME PRALAY KAISE AYEGA









2-8-2012 KO






FRNDSHIP DAY & RAKHI EK HI DIN H

**
Girl: Ladka kaisa h.?

pandit-ladka achha h, Engineering kiya h, dikhne me FILM ka HERO lagta h.!

Girl: konsi film ka hero.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


"Peepli live".

*
Hu mai doctor jaha
Meri wife hai nurse waha
Aisa julm shaina pad raha hai
Mujhe wife ko sister khaina pad raha hai.

*
"A true well wisher is the one who talks about ur weaknesses in front of u and talks about ur strength in front of others"...gd mrng
*

*
Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi
Santa:Hamari saadi ki.

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After Death Santa goes to Heaven..

God - "Bol kya chahiye?"

Santa - "Mujhe soni kuddi dila do"

God - "Dila dunga,, Agar tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF.. Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA..
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR,,
Bol tera naam kya hai..??"

Santa - "Mohammad Santa Singh Gupta"

*
Women always try
to impress man
by wearing
beautiful dresses!
Unfortunately
men r impressed
only
wen they r
removed... ;-> :-

*
Ponds:
A slightly heavier cream that moisturizes & tightens ur wrinkles is required at night. For youthful glowing skin, use a Overnight repair cream

*
()(. = .)()
<>') )'<>
(,,,)' '(,,,)
This is power full ganapati... Happy ganesh chaturthi....
Ganpati bappa moria.., mangal murth moria...

*
<>
@(. = .)@
() ',jj ' ()
( )( /. )( )
G-give u
A-alwz
N-new
E-energy
S-spirit &
H-hapiness in ur life
Wish u all a happy GANESH CHATHURTI GudMrng.

*
Mahabharat Me Likha Gaya Tha Ki Kalyug Me 2 Dost Honge Jisme Se 1 Daani Aur 1 Papi Hoga . Daani Sms Krega Aur Papi Pad K Muskuraiga..... Hass Papi Hass....

*
Its a .::;:',::;:.
Beutiful""""v/"""
Morning ,,,) (,, ,,

Sun is
Up,.
Birds r
Singing,.
ur Cell is beeping with my msg to say..
G00D M0RNING..:)

*
A sardar was making omlet,when he brok egg,the egg was empty. frusted sardar said-ghor kalyug ab murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai.

*
1 colge Stdnt ki mom: suno g hmara ldka bahut paise udane lga h,
jha b chupati hu khoj leta h.
kya kru?
Dad:sale ki book me chupa do 1 sal tk dhund nhi paega

*
1 oF d Best ATTiTude QuoTE: "I mAY nEvEr be gOOd enough for some1 buT i'lL AlwAys be d best for dem who DEsErvE me."...
DATS ME:-) !!

*
D way v cam 2 Knw each other,
D way v 1st Spke
D Way v Relate 2day is Amazing

*
Love Tips:
If U Keep Sweet Thoughts About Ur Mate in Mind;
They Will Be Reflected in Ur Body Language Also.
morning .. Enjy the cool breeze

* *
Wenever i gave value to a person,
they alws ''cheated'' & ''broke my heart''...
.
And now if i don't give dem imprtnce,
they call it "Attitude..."
* *

*
"Beautiful words said by a Boyfrd to his Grlfrd:


"D next Girl i will Ever Love on dis Earth will be our Daughter.

*
Tantrik apne ek Bhakt se--"Beta tumhare Ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.
Bhakt- "Baba, main thappad maar dunga, jo meri BIWI ke bare me kuch kaha to.

*
Ponds:
Skin that has wrinkles, dark circles and age spots need a re-surfacing day cream will be the little extra care that is needed.

*
Boy Darling Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Dunga.
Girl:Ye Batao,Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na
Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga

*
Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi :->

*
Makhan churakar jisne khaya,
Bansi bajakar jisne nachaya.
khushi manao uske jnmdin ki,
jisne duniya ko "PREM" ka path padhaya..
*HAPPY KRISHNA JANAMASTMI*..

*
Gokul me jo kare niwas,
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas, Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hmre kishan kanhaiya.
May Krishna fulfill all ur wishes..
Happy Janmastmi.

*
Radha Krishna se,"Apne mujhse prm kiya pr shadi Rukmni se, kyu?"kshna's rply,
"RADHE! shadi mai do log Chahiye
TUM hi kaho Hum me dusra kaun h"
JaiShreeKrishna

*
Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi :->
gud mrng.

*
Krishna jinka naam, Gokul jinka dhaam, aise Shri Krishna bhagwan ko hum sab ka pranam.
Hathi Ghoda palki, jai Kanhaiya lal ki
JAI SHRI KRISHNA
Happy Janmashtami

*
Gokul me jo kare niwas
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hmre kishan kanhaiya.
May Krishna fulfill all ur wishes.
Happy Jnmasthmi. Gm.

*
Murli Manohar,Braj ki Dharohar,Wo Nandlal Gopala hai,Bansi ki dhun pr sabko Nachane wala hai,Sab milkar machaye Dhum ki Krishna aane wala hai.
*Happy Janmashtmi*

*
Lyf me kabi hamari dosti k bare me koi galatfehmi ho to.

Sikka uchaalna-
agar head aaye to vry bst frnds.

or

agar tail aaye to

Chupke se palat dena.!OK.:-)

*
Sir= bachcho batao tumne"RUB NE BANADI JODI" film se kya seekha?Student=sir yehi k agar mehnat ki jaay to shadishuda ladki bhi patayi ja sakti hai.

*
Interviewer: Congrats! U r selected. Ur 1st year salary is Rs 19000 & nxt year it will be Rs 26000. Santa: Thank u Sir. I will join next year.

*
Radha ki bhakti, Murli ki mithas, makhan ka swaad aur gopiya ka raas, inhise milke banta hai janmastham ka yeh din khas, mubara ho janmastami ka tyohar..

*
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
jai shri shayam
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`•.

*
90%of pple marry one of their friends... becz frnds hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to 14 frnds in10 mins whn u read,!,

*
.-""-.

( ';' )___,/

¿_¿_) ¿_)



Jaa TOMY Jaa...!!



Jo log mujhe SMS

nhi karte un k

mobile par su su

kar k aa..

*
Lady calls-Mere ghar aag lagi hai!
Santa(in firebrigade)-Paani daalo!
Lady-Daala,aag nahi bujhi!
Santa-Phir Hum Aakar Kya Karenge,Hum Bhi Toh Paani Hi Daalenge!

*
Mila na koi jispe duniya luta dete, sabne dokha diya kis kisko bhula dete, dil ka dard dil me hi dabaye rakha ,agar byan kiya hota to bhari mahfil ko rula dete

*
Its true
It hurts wn we risk our heart n it ends up broken!
Bt wt hurts mor is wn we still hold on 2 sm1 evn wn v kno v r waitin 4 NOTHING!
Gud mrng...
*

*
Boy & Girl Playing Ludo

Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u...

Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To

Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari ...

*
Bharat Sarkar ke Nirdeshanusaar aapke Airtel Number Ke Dastavez Poore Nahin hain, Aap 10 AM to 6 PM ke beech Apne Number Ke Dastvez (Photograph, Proof of Address and Identity) Airtel Counter at %% pe Jama Karwayen.

*
Ponds:
For good skin, drink 8 glasses of water per day, limit Sun's exposure & avoid direct contact with highly alkaline products eg. washing powder

*
Ponds:
For good skin, drink 8 glasses of water per day, limit Sun's exposure & avoid direct contact with highly alkaline products eg. washing powder

*
.*"""*.
(_. @ ,'>
_.*"".-'..,)
.-" . ' - ._,.-"
""/,,,,/"
/,,,,/
A sweet bird to Say U
GOOD MORNING
****
Have a nice day....

*
Baby sardar praying-
Bhagwaanji plz punjab nu america di capital bana do,Plz plz plz
BHAGWAANji- Par kyu yaara?
Baby-Kyunki main exam wich likh aaya hu.

*
mam-last semester u were roaming wid dat girl n dis semester u r roaming wid other girl, wat is dis? boy-syllabus changed mam....;-)

*
Waqt ki Dhop me ho ya Barish me , kuch kadmo k Nishan nehi hote, Jinhe yaad karke khus hoti hai Ankhe, wo Log Door hokar vi Door nehi hote...
....

*
G Ø ö ð N í g h t &
s W é É t D r Ê ä M

*
EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann Ho
To Apni Mout Se Pyar Krna

QKi Duniya Ka Dastur He

Jise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge.

*
Je tenu bhulna hi hunda tan Ena yad na karde, Mar jande kado de je tenu pyar na karde,
Je chhadna sokha hunda tenu,Ta roz rab agge tenu paun di fariad na karde.

*
Girl to Boy: Mera Bacha! Mera Shona! Mera Gugluu! Shaadi Karega mujhse?
Bolo Baby.

Boy: pehle ye batao Tum Mujhe Purpose Karna Chah Rhi ho ya Adopt.
gd mrng

*
What is love??-------
She sayz 'i dnt luv u'
Her eyes sayz, m crazy 4 u,
She sayz,m hapy widout u,
Her eyes sayz, m nowhr widout u,
She sayz she has many 2 tak care of her,
Her eyes sayz, no 1 cares as u do,
She sayz al her frnz r lyk me,
Her eyz sayz,bt u stnd unique amng dem,
She sayz me 2 hold sum1 els's hand
Her eys say, nvr leave me,
She sayz dont hold me,
Her eyez syz, lemme juz hold u,
She sayz u r juz a gud frn
Her eyz sayz, i cnt c u 2b ne1's bf.,
She sayz go away,
Her eyz sy,..til i fil ur hrtbt,
She sayz, dnt kis me,
Her eyz syz, dnt folw ma wordz,
She sayz wait 4 nw,
Her eyz syz, letz fal in 4 each othr,
She sayz,m cnfsd
Her eyz sy, I JUZ LUV U...

*
One sardarni goes to a sardar's shop to buy a tea packet Sardarni (in punjabi) : Liptan di chaah hai? Sardar: Mainu to nahi hai,tennu hai to aa lipat ja.

*
Get Paid Upto Rs 1/- Per SMS

Log On www.net2mobiles.com send FREE SMS & Get paid 4each SMS U send.
With New look & features Send More-Earn More.

*
CAREERPLUS:
*Interview Tips
Double and triple check to make sure your cell phone ringer is turned off.

*
Get Paid Upto Rs 1/- Per SMS

Log On www.net2mobiles.com send FREE SMS & Get paid 4each SMS U send.
With New look & features Send More-Earn More.

*
Aha,U hv won Free Rs.20 TalkTime from Sprite. Amount has been directly credited to ur mobile account.Grab another chilled Sprite and win more.TnC Apply

*
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*
Wo kaun sa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Toh Meetha Aur Pak Jaye Toh Kadva Challenge Hai,
time 1 Day..
Reply zarur karna..
I'm waiting..

*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

*
Sapno se Dil Lgane ki Adat nhi rhi
Har waqt Muskrane ki Adat nhi rhi
Ye Soch ke ki koi Manane nhi Aayega
Ab hame Rooth jane ki Aadat nhi rhi

*
2machar bike pe ghum rhe the
tabi hathi ne lift mangi itne me 1machar khada hokar bola
dekhle phir teri ma kahegi ki lafango k 7 ghum rha h.

*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

*
Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti Hai,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti Hai.
Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti Hai...

*
Ponds:
Ur skin needs a good amount of moisture to help it look younger & fresher. Apply a good moisturizer while your skin is damp to retain moisture

*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

*
Wife: Sirf Mere liye hi
Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
....Apne Liye Bhi Lo Lo.
Husband: Main Bina
Paan Khaye Bhi Chup
Reh Sakta Hoon.

* * *
You're in Love Wen:
U cAn't erAse ur inbox coz of 1 msg from thAt person

You thiNk loNg & slap your head & say:

Naa,He/she is jus A friend'
* * *

*
One sardarni goes to a sardar's shop to buy a tea packet Sardarni (in punjabi) : Liptan di chaah hai? Sardar: Mainu to nahi hai,tennu hai to aa lipat ja.

*
Get Paid Upto Rs 1/- Per SMS

Log On www.net2mobiles.com send FREE SMS & Get paid 4each SMS U send.
With New look & features Send More-Earn More.

*
CAREERPLUS:
*Interview Tips
Double and triple check to make sure your cell phone ringer is turned off.

*
Get Paid Upto Rs 1/- Per SMS

Log On www.net2mobiles.com send FREE SMS & Get paid 4each SMS U send.
With New look & features Send More-Earn More.

*
Aha,U hv won Free Rs.20 TalkTime from Sprite. Amount has been directly credited to ur mobile account.Grab another chilled Sprite and win more.TnC Apply

*
Your account has been Successfully credited with Rs 16.13. by BSNL Topup Voucher MRP Rs.20.00 from Oxigen on 31/08/2010 at 10:44AM. Ref:293313413.

*
Wo kaun sa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Toh Meetha Aur Pak Jaye Toh Kadva Challenge Hai,
time 1 Day..
Reply zarur karna..
I'm waiting..

*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

*
Sapno se Dil Lgane ki Adat nhi rhi
Har waqt Muskrane ki Adat nhi rhi
Ye Soch ke ki koi Manane nhi Aayega
Ab hame Rooth jane ki Aadat nhi rhi

*
2machar bike pe ghum rhe the
tabi hathi ne lift mangi itne me 1machar khada hokar bola
dekhle phir teri ma kahegi ki lafango k 7 ghum rha h.

*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

*
Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti Hai,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti Hai.
Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti Hai...

*
Ponds:
Ur skin needs a good amount of moisture to help it look younger & fresher. Apply a good moisturizer while your skin is damp to retain moisture

*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".

*
Wife: Sirf Mere liye hi
Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
....Apne Liye Bhi Lo Lo.
Husband: Main Bina
Paan Khaye Bhi Chup
Reh Sakta Hoon.

* * *
You're in Love Wen:
U cAn't erAse ur inbox coz of 1 msg from thAt person

You thiNk loNg & slap your head & say:

Naa,He/she is jus A friend'
* * *

*

Gujarish hamari wo maan na sake
Majburi hamari wo jaan na sake
Kehte hai marne k baad b yaad rakhenge
Jeete ji jo hame pehchan na sake..

*
Pani se tasveer kaha banti Hai,
khwabo se takdir kaha banti Hai,
kisi se dosti karo to sachche dil se..
Q ki ye zindgi phir kahan milti Hai.

*
Khule Jo Lab To DUA de Tumko,
Har Roz Nayi Zindgi Khuda De Tumko,
Agar ek Khushi Ki Arzu Karo Tum,
Khuda Khushio Ka Jaha de Tumko.
GUD mrg

*
CAREERPLUS:
#CV: Keep ur e-mail ID formal- combination of 1st & last name, ideally.

*
Zarurat Ke Mutabik Jiyo
Khwahishon Ke Mutabik Nahin,
Zarurat Fakeer Ki Bhi Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Khwahish Badshahon Ki Bhi Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai.

*
CAREERPLUS:
CV: Keep ur e-mail ID formal- combination of 1st & last name, ideally.

*
Zindgi Me kuch Na Pa Sake To Kya Gum Hai,Tere Jaisa Dost Paya ye Kya kam Hai,1 Choti si Jagah Payi Hai JoTere Dil Me,woh Jagah kya Kisi "TAJ MAHAL" Se Kam hai.

*
Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata. pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata, pyar me WAFA mili to thik warna BEWAFAO pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata

*
Friends:
Dost ek sahil hai tufano k liye
Dost ek aaina hai armano k liye
Dost ek mehfil hai anjano k liye
Dostii ek khawahish hai aapko pane k liye

*
Ponds:
To unclog pores, use a light, pH balanced cleanser. Not only will this help ur skin get rid of dirt & grime but also will knock of dead cells

*
Friends:
Best Lines:
"By being frank in life, u may get lot of enemies..!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But surely, Not fake friends...!"

* * *
Friends:
Two thoughts decide ur attitude in life

1)What u think of urself when u have nothing

2)What u think of othrs when u have evrything
* * *

*
Friends:
There is only one success
- to be able to spend your life in your own way.

*
Friends:
Trust yourself.
You know more than you think you do.

*
Aaj k golden words- kisi b insan ki khushi ki "WAJAH" bano, khushi ka "HISSA" nahi. aur kisi bhi insan k dukh ka "HISSA" bano, dukh ki "WAJAH" nhi. GUD NGT

*
Boy n girl walkng in d park
Boy-Can i hold ur hand
Grl-y? Do u think i wud run away
B-No jst wana c hw it feels wlkng in
Haven wth n Angel Myside??

*
I mis my frd bcz they open their ans sheet during paper and say"le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga" apna hmwrk kr k copy dete or kehte"kal hmwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dnge" cafe men break k waqt apni plate mjhe dete hue kehte"le kha apne paise qabar men le jana" jb larai hoti to dusra dsk pe bethte or gaate"dost dost na rha pyr pyr na rha" last day ankhon men nami or honto pe sawal "tu mjhe bhul to nhi jayga na?
Send dis to all ur friends for whom u care & u dont want to lose dem evr in life....:-)

*
Shayri by boyz
Arz kiya hai-

Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,


Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,


Lekin in hasino ko kaun bchayega hm KAMINO Se....:-)

*
Jo dost hamesha sath rahe wo sacha h ji
Jo musibato me kam aye wo achha h ji
Kabhi kabi hamse bhi ho jati h nadaniya
Q ki,
DIL TO BACCHA H JI.....

*
Once a Friend asked other frnd:
'What wud u do if I cheat u'


The Other frnd rplied
'Trusting u is my decision n proving me right or wrong is ur choice.gd mrng

*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(

*
---<---<@
Flowers r soft
dont Touch them
with hard hands..
Similarly,
Feelings r like flowers
do not Touch them with harsh words...

*
Ponds:
Similarly a mild toner is better at soothing your skin, making it look clean and bright as compared to a stronger one.

* * *
D Bst relatnshp is not d 1 which is free frm problems n misundstg.


Its d one where 1 sorry & a simle cn mke evrythng perfect a sweet As Bfore...
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*

Mai apko satata rhunga
Mrte dum tk
msg krta rhunga,
jis din msg nhi aya smajh lena



Agle din karunga,
busy hu kambkhato!
Mara nhi hu main

*
Ponds:
Most spots / pimples are infections caused by germs trapped in d skin. Cleanse your skin using facewash 2-3 times a day for clean & soft skin

*
CAREERPLUS:
*Do not reveal confidential details of your previous employer, it reflects betrayal and distrust in your character.

* *
FATHER :1 jamana ta jb me 10 Rs.me kirana,sabji, Dudh or Nasta le ata ta
SON:ab esa possible ni h papa Q-ki sb jagha CCTV Camera lge hote h.
*

* * *
lets check ur attitude..
select any double number: "00,11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99 rpy me soon

Ans.-

00-sexy
11-comedy
22-kanjus
33-smart
44-naughty
55-adjustable
66-carng
77-romantic
88-sentimntal
99-perfect
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Lalu JI Ek Mahina BUSH Se English Seekh kar Aaye,

Ek Din Phone Aaya.

Lalu Bole-Who Is Speaking

Jawab Aya

Sasura Hum Bol Raha Hu BUSHVA..
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teacher-Do u know why Indian girls put DUPATTA on their suit?
Deva-kyunki
Bharatiya
parampra
me
khane peene ki chezo ko dhak k rakna chahye!

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",",",", ',' ,','
,',('.')>,'
,'_/ \_'

Wow!
Happy rain to all.
Njoy monsoon :-)

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Kya mausam aaya hai
hr taraf pani hi pani laya h
1 jadu sa chaaya h
tum ghar se bahar mat niklna
wrna log khenge barsat hui nhi
aur MENDAK nikl aya hai.

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It will cost 38 trillion dollars to create Oxygen for 6 months for all human beings on earth-
But "TREES DO IT FOR FREE"-
SO SAVE TREES- :-)
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GREAT LINES: "If We Both Xchange 1 Rupee,We Both have 1 Rupee only.
But,If We Xchange 1 Gud Thought, We both hav 2 Good Thoughts"

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Teacher : galti hone pe maafi mangne wale ko kya kehte h?
Studnt : smjhdar..

Teachr : or galti na hone pe maafi mangne wale ko kya kehte h?
Studnt : boyfrnd :P

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A vry bad nws 4 youth india
Do u knw
ki bhrat me pralay ane wala h
Date of pralay is
02-08-2012
bcz is din rakhi & friendship day ek hi din h

SO bys b Creful
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Chahat Ka Junun Kuch Aisa Tha,Din Akele Rat Tnha Kat Di Maine,Jivan Ki BhagDaud Me Muzko Mila Hi Kya,Pane Ki Umid Me Zindgi Kat Di Maine..

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CAREERPLUS:
#Managing a team? Keep your team members in the loop while finalising targets. It goes a long way in meeting deadlinees.

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Friends:
By being frank in life, I may make a
lot of Enemies..
But at least I am sure that I wont
make Fake Friends!

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•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.
♥ Gud Morning ♥,
•Hv a nc day •
.. •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•,.•♥

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Jo Hamesha
Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko

HANS MUKH

Kehte Hain.

Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko

HUSBAND

kehte Hain.
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Hum Yaha Baith kr
Koi BUS Ya TRAIN ki wait nhi kr rahe.
Aap K SMS Ka Intezar Kar Rahe Hain..!

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Teacher: "dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka"
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....
Student: sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka !!..

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Hi sweetu ! 2day is sweetheart day! Send dis 2 all ur valued friends, includin me IF i M.. If 3 cum back, u"ll marry ur love...! 'HAPPYSWEET HEART DAY"....

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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
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The Audience see a Joker as a Joker. But the Joker Sees himself as a performer. No matter what others think, its ur life. Go on with Confidence..
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Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nahi Hai.
Santa:Hai
Frog:Nahi Hai
S:Hai
Frog:Nahi Hai Jumps Into Well
Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi.

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Dil Hua Zakhmi Magar Kisiko Khabar Nhi
Meri Chahto Ka Us P Koi Asar Nhi
Ho K Juda TumSe Koi Mar Jyega
Sun K Usne Kaha Ye Koi Badi Khabar Nhi

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N Koi Meri Manzil H
N Kinara
Tnhai Meri Mehfil or Yade Mera Sahara
Unse Bichad Kr Kuch U Waqt Guzara
Kbhi Zindgi Ko Tarse
Khbi Mot Ko Pukara

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Sehwag 99 Run Par Pahunch K Out Ho Gya


Sehwag 99 Run Par Pahunch K Out Ho Gya




DAYA.. Gaadi Start Karo Finger Prints Match Ho

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Our Life Is Long Time..!
We Meet For Short Time..!
But..!
You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..!
My Sweet Friends..!
I'm Missing U Dis time
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STREE:
is ur concept of looking good? Is it being slim or wearing expensive clothes or dressing up.

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Friends:
A very nice Thought

"The world's happiest friends never have the same nature.
They just have the best understanding of their differences !

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HairCare:
Use blow dryers wid 1200-1500 watts power for dry and damaged hair. While thick & wavy are advised to be dried with 1875 watts blow dryers

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CAREERPLUS:
Healthy Competition. Respect the qualities and skills of other employees. You can compete with them to inculcate a positive impetus.

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A.C Ka muqabla cooler kr nai skta

wah wah

A.C ka mukabla coolr kr nai skta

Ja Simrn Ja is ladke se Jyda pyr tuje koi kr nahi sakta !

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Defination of love:-
I can always take care of myself....






But still, I want 2 meet de person who can prove 2 me that I can't...:-)

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Dil Krta He Zindgi Unhe De Du
Zindgi Ki Sari Khusiya Unhe De Du
De De Agr Wo Mujhe Bhrosa Apne Sath Ka To
Yakin Mano Apni Sanse B Unhe De Du.....

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DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)

SACHIN Replied
"I never sent anybody-"

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aeDilruba Me Janta Hu Tu Yahi Kahi He
Wah Wah

aeDilruba Me Janta Hu Tu Yaha Kahi He

Ullu Banaya Ullu Yaro,
Ye CID Wala PJ Nhi

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Ponds:
Heavy make-up & new styles like fringes may look good but they might cause pimples too. Use facewash regularly.

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Zindgi Me kuch N

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Rahne de aasma, zamin ki talash kar,sab kuch yahi hai,na kahi aur talash kar,Har arzu puri ho to jine ka kya maza, jine ke liye bas ek kami ki talash kar.

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My frnd.Apne mobile ko facewsh laga kr gram pani se dhokar use kumkum or chawal laga ke mandir me chada do.Q ki msg to aap krte nhi puja he kar lena. gm;-)

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(Most heait touching)

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A girl tuk new idea sim & called hr lvr bt due 2 netwrk problm, cal went 2 othr boy.Dey fel in lov & got married MORAL:an Idea cn chnge ur luvr!

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Santa: Yaar,teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai... Banta: kahan yaar, na to yeh dharti me samaati hai or na hi ise koi utha k le jata hai..

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Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye saath nahi, yun to zindagi ek safar si ban gayi hai, par vo safar hi kya jiss mein aapka saath nahi.

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Life itself cant giv u luv unless u realy wish fr it.life jst giv u space & time.its up to u to fil it wid rit choice......!so value those who value u.....!

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Gumki Halat me muskurana badi baat hai
thokar khakar dil Lagana badi bat hai
inkar kiya ho har bar jisne
har bar us Hi ko chahna bdi bat hai

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Chand B Apse Jalta Hoga
Jb Kabi Wo Apki Hnsi Ko dekhta Hoga
Kitni Pyari jhel C Ankhe Hai Apki
BadNaseb H Wo Ansu jo Apki Ankh Se Girta Hoga

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Papa-aj tk tune aisa koi kam nhi kiya jisse mera sir uncha hua ho
Beta-mene ek bar aapke sir k neeche 2 takiye lagaye to the.

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FaQir:5 Rupe Ka Sawal
Hai Baba

Santa: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal Batao Mujhe
5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat Zaroort
Hai.
aur life line kitni he?

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DilLagi Thi Use HumSe Mohbat Kab Thi
Mehfil-e-Gair Se UnKo Fursat Kab Thi
Hum The Mohbat Me Lut Jane K QabiL
Us K Wado Me Wo Haqiqat Kb Thi.
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HairCare:
2-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner is good for normal hair. But for oily hair, conditioner is not required. For dry hair, separate conditioning is advised

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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazrose,
To hum MADHOSH ho gae.
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazre hi tedi h,
To BEHOSH ho gae.

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History of INDIA:
1903: India's first, five star hotel "Taj" in Mumbai

1912: India's capital, changed from Kolkata to Delhi

1914: Chennai's first theatre "Gaity"

1947: India celebrated freedom

1967: Madras province name changed as "Tamilnadu"


IN 1985
The Brilliant, Fantastic, Caring,
Innocent, smart, Nice,
Sweet,Cute boy "VIJAY_KHOKHAR" was born!!!

Ab edit kr k India ki history mat bigaad dena...!!

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Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

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Tairna h to smandar mein tairo
nadi naalo me kya rakha h?
Pyar krna h to WATAN se karo
In bewafa ladko me kya rakha h
Happy Independence Day

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Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
Pavitar aur saccha
Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai.

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Dedicated 2 all Grlfrnds
Me or Meri Tanhayi aksar ye Baate krte h
Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum hoti to waisa hota
Aur Agar Tum n hoti to paisa.

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'-. . :'
_-' I '-.__"'. __
~ LOVE ,,^, .-'
'-: MY ; ;-'
! INDIA
', :
"-"

Gud mrng ji.....
HAPPY 63rd INDEPENDENCE Day.,...

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Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
Pavitar aur saccha
Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai.

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Sari duniya ki muskaan tere pass hai, ye zameen aur asmaan tere pass hai, gum na karna ki tujhe yaad nahi karte, kyun ki e dost meri to jaan hi tere pass hai.

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Pakistan ko sharafat sikha denge,Hindustan ki takat dikha denge,
sun le e mushrf vatan humse panga mat lena VARNA "kashmir" me to kya "LAHORE" me bhi *TIRANGA* lehra denge......
Jai Hind.....
A very greatful "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"......

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Jitni Zarurat thi utni shidat s chaha usne
U mujko apni zrurat s chaha usne
mohbt hi mohbt me meri JAAN le li
Kesi Ajeeb mohbat se chaha usne
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Apne raste par chalo! Apni psnd se pyar karo! Apne andaz me baat karo! Jo dil kahe wo hi karo! Fir dekhna 1 din dunya kahegi? KAMINAA kisi ki nhi sunta!

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Khuda ne hume secrtry banaya hota,apne sath mndir msjid me bthaya hota,
suna karte har KISI k dil ki baat,aur humne khuda se apki har bat ko manwaya hota...!

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Pyar Or Barish Dono Ekse Hote H,Wo Hmesha Yadgar Hote H.Fark Sirf Itna H Barish 7 Rehkar Tan Ko Bhigoti H,Or Pyar Dur Rehkar Ankho Ko Bhigota H
gud nun

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Ques:wot is marriage? ans:for unmarried its like alpenlible.. Jee lalchaye raha na jaaye.... And for married.... Its like chloromint.... Dobara mt puchnaa.
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Poem on dost,
oye mere dost,
andhere k ghost,
double ande k toast,
bujhe hue lamp k post,
murgi k rost,
flop show k host,
i miss u most,
oye mere dost.

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Ek Sardar Bal Khol K Plain Me Safar Kar Raha Tha.Santa K Bagal Me Bethe Angrez Ne Usko Dekh K Santa Se Pucha:Who Is She?
Santa Replied: She Is The He Of Punjab..

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DiL Lagana Agar Hota Aasaan

To Na Hote Yu Aashiq Pareshan

Sirf DiL Hi Nhi Luta Ishq Me Yaro

Loot Jaate He Roti,Kapda Aur Makaan

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Vj
Yu raat ko na jago,So liya kro

Aankho k aansu na roko,ro liya kro

Hair style to bahut accha bana lete ho

kbi MUH v dho liya kro

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CAREERPLUS:
Ignore inconvenience during an interview. Do not bother about waiting too much in the lobby or filling up lengthy job application forms.

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SANTA-Me aaj Lakhpati hu,to sirf meri wife ki mahrbani se

Banta-to pahle tum kya the?
Santa-Carodpati

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Zindgi Se U Chale He ilzam Lekar
Bahut Ji Chuke Uska Naam Lekar
Akele Baate Karnge Wo In Sitaro Se
Jb Hm Chale Jaynge Unhe Sara Aasman Dekar

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Kisi Ke Pas Ane Me Waqt Lagta H
Kisi Ko Apna Banane Me Wqt Lagta H
Jab Manga Hmne Apko Khuda Se To
Usne Kaha Anmol Chez Pane Me Waqt Lagta H
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Uski gali se mra janaja nkla
wo na nkle jinke liye jnaja nikla
uska ghar aya to mere dost ct bjane lge
rkh k mera jnaja kmine usko ptane lge
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Banta-teri dukan pe mitthai h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta
santa- krta to bahut h pr papa marenge isliye chat kr rakh deta hu

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Aasman Se Gir Raha Hai Rain

Wah Wah

Aasman Se Gir Rha Hai Rain


Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain
Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain
jai

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Sweet morning to sweet frnds.. Good moring to every body.. Frnds should respect.. That caring frnd is called good frnd.. good morning.
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DiL Me Hai Jo DarD Vo DarD KiSe BaTaE, HasTe HuE Ye ZaKhM KiSe DiKhAe, KeHti Hai Ye DuNiYa MuJe KhushNasib, MaGaR Is NasiB Ki DasTaN KiS Ko SuNaE..

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Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna
Qki
Ye ati he HEER ki trah,
Lagti he KHEER ki trah
Chubhti he TEER ki trah
Aur
Bheek mangwati he FAKEER ki trah :(

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Arz kia hai...
Saamp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Saamp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Good Afternoon, Good Afternoon!

1 more:

Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Prati Litre...

Take dis 1 :

Bahar Ane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Bahar Ane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gyi...

2010 special, dont cry:

AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana...

1 last :

Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala"...

Chalo yeh last ,
control emotions :
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai, Dil Mein "Naa" Hain,
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai, Dil Mein "Naa" Hain,
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai"
Gud mrng
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**ZINDGI****
ek**
****raat hai..
Jis me***
***na jane***
kitne khwaab hai,
***Jo mil gya
wo APNA hai
Jo tut gya wo
***S
***A
****P
*****N
******A
hai!

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Vj
Yu Raat Ko N Jago, So Liya kro
Yu Ankho Me Aansu Na Roko Ro Liya Kro
Hair Style To Bahut Accha Bna Lete Ho
Kbhi MuH B To Dho Liya Kro

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The most emotional sentence by a friend:

The longest distance in dis universe is




not from north to south...













nor from east to west.....













its wen i stand in front of u





n



u IGNORE me..:-C:-((gud mrng

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Roye wo is kadar unki laash se lipat kar,
Ki
Ki

Ki


Laash khud uthkar boli.
Le tu hi mar jaa saale,Main fir kvi marjaunga.

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CAREERPLUS:
INTERVIEW: Attempt to make your overall interaction reflect optimism.

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HairCare:
A homemade hairspray is always healthier and easy to prepare as well. If u want to know the recipe,
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Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi dosti ka wada,

.


.



.. Jaisey ..


12 rupee ka Wheel Detergent,

Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada

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Sukoon MILTA hai jab unse baat hoti hai, Hazar RAATON me wo 1 raat hoti hai, NIGAH utha ke jab WO dekhte hai meri taraf, Wo ek NIGAH meri puri KAYNAAT hoti hai.

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CAREERPLUS:
INTERVIEW: Attempt to make your overall interaction reflect optimism.

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Mat Banana Riste Ish Jaha Me
Bahut Muskil Unhe Nibana Hoga
Har Ek Rista Ek Naya Gam Dega
Ek Tarf Bebas Tum
Aur Ek Taraf Hasta Zamana Hoga...

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,+""-., ,.-""+,
G(~_~)(~_~)D
\MORNING/
""-.,?,.-""

Have A cool DaY with cool SmiLE
On Ur CutE fAce.
G( '.' )( '.' )D
MORNING......

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Dost 1 aisa 'Chor'
hota h jo

Ankho se aANSU

Chehre se PRESHANI

Dil se MAYUSI

Zindgi se DUKH

Aur hatho ki lkiro se MAUT

Tk chura leta h

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Roke Rukte Nahi Teri Yaado Ke Saye
Bata Meri Yado Ko Tune Bhulaya Kaise
Dil Manta Nahi Tum Praye Ho Gaye
Mai Ajnabi Hu Ye Yakin Dilaya Kaise

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Roke Rukte Nahi Teri Yaado Ke Saye
Bata Meri Yado Ko Tune Bhulaya Kaise
Dil Manta Nahi Tum Praye Ho Gaye
Mai Ajnabi Hu Ye Yakin Dilaya Kaise

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My life means a lot to me...
Not bcoz i love my life,
but becoz i love d people in my life..
D world sayz,they are called frnz..
I call them my World.
HpY tEeJ.

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Roke Rukte Nahi Teri Yaado Ke Saye
Bata Meri Yado Ko Tune Bhulaya Kaise
Dil Manta Nahi Tum Praye Ho Gaye
Mai Ajnabi Hu Ye Yakin Dilaya Kaise

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ye 7 lucky Stars 7 best frnds ko bhejo.Muje b bhejna agar me hu. Agr apko 4msg wapis aye to apko apki sbse pyari chiz 100% milegi

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Ae KALAM jra RUK-RUK k CHAL,

kya GAZAB ka MUKAAM aaya hai,

thodi der thehr ja use drd na ho.
teri nok k neeche,MERE Dost ka NAAM aaya hai
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Ek Din Tujhse Roothkar Dekhna hai, Tere Manaane ka Andaz Dekhna hai,
Abhi Do Pal hi Saath chale hain, Kab Tak Saath Chaloge Yeh Dekhna hai..

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Santa double deckar bus me upar jakar
baitha
Jaise hi bus chali
wo bhagkar niche aa
gaya.
Condctr-Niche Q aye
Santa-Oye upar driver nhi hai.

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Koi tumhe bhul jaye to kya karoge, sari yade mit jaye to kya karoge,kisiko chodne se phele ye soch lena, ki koi tumhe chod jaye to kya karoge..,.

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Ma Silence dsnt mean dat m gone.
Ma quietnes dsnt mean dat m dead.
Bt deep in ma hrt,smwhr n ol d tym u r alwazz remembrd,,,cared n missd alot..!!

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Few
Relations
In
Earth
Never
Die...,

want to knw wat it is?
Read again
(F)few
(R)relations
(I)in
(E)earth
(N)never
(D)die
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Mahabharat me likha gaya tha ki. kalyug me 2 dost honge. jisme se ek daani or ek paapi hoga. Daani sms karega or paapi padkar muskurayega. Has lo paapi:-))

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25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkka K Liye

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Aaj Mohbt Se Yaro Mulakat Ho Gai
Meri DilKi Bato me Wo Kuch Esi Kho Gai
Jab Pucha Myne K Ati Hai Yad Mri?
To Khamosh Hokr Mri Baho Me So gai

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Santa sabzi lene gaya
Sabziwala sabzi par pani maar raha tha
Kaafi der ho gayi to santa bola:"Agar sabzi ko HOSH aa gaya ho to 1 kilo dedo."

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Yu Raat Ko N Jago, So Liya kro
Yu Ankho Me Aansu Na Roko Ro Liya Kro
Hair Style To Bahut Accha Bna Lete Ho
Kbhi MuH B To Dho Liya Kro

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Pretty nice thought: "Most of d fights btwn d frnds r not due to problems, its because one cares toooo much and other cares more than that..."
gud mrng nd tc cr:-):-)
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Ruthi Zindgi Ko Manana Ata H hme
Ruthe Dost Ko Hasana Aata H hme
Kya Hua Jo Na Bas Sake Hm KisiK Dil Me
Logo Ko Apne Dil Me Basana To Aata H hme..

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Socho world agr bina GIRLS k ho jye to kya hoga

Galiyan sunsan

College viraan

Duniya pareshan

Tanha Insaan

Na Jaanu

Na Jaan

Har taraf bs

"JAI HANUMAN"

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A smile givs red color 2 ur chek
White color 2 ur teeth
Pink color 2 ur lip
Silver color 2 ur eye
So kep smiling &enjoy d colors of LIFE
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HairCare:
For oily hair, use a dry shampoo or talcum powder between washings. Not only will the powder soak up oils, but it adds body as well.

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F+Frank in mind,
R+Real in luv,
I+Ice speech,
E+Endless support,
N+Nonstop advice,
D+Deep in care,
S+Sweet in behavior,
It's da true meaning of
FRIENDS

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Girl: Dear Whats the differnce btwn personal and secret? Boy: dear u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover That is secret...;-> j
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Bharat k nikkamo 9 din pahele frindship day tha to 25din phle advnc me wish krne lagteho or 1 din badh 15aug hai to uska kuch nahi.

HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..

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Insan Zindagi Bhar Wo 2 Chehre Nahi Bhool Pata,


1Wo jo Mushkil Halaat Me Sath De

2Dusra Wo Jo Aise Halat Me Sath Chhod De.
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HairCare:
For oily hair, use a dry shampoo or talcum powder between washings. Not only will the powder soak up oils, but it adds body as well.

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Dil Ki Gehraiyo Me Rakhte He Apko Har Dum Palko Pe Bithate He Apko Dil Dhadkta Ho To Suno Gor Se Har Dhadkan Ke Sath Yad Karte He Hum Aapko.

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HairCare:
For oily hair, use a dry shampoo or talcum powder between washings. Not only will the powder soak up oils, but it adds body as well.

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Ye msg un ko send kro jinki frndshp zindagi bhar Aapko chahiye
Maine to kr diya
"U R nyc frnd for my entire lyf"
I'll never never forget U.
I Promise u.
Gn. . ?

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Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: dekhte Ho Kya
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kya
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy:
Pehle Bhonk deti
BEWKOOF NAARi..
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A SAD LOVE STORY:
Ek student ko apnE classfellw se pyaar ho gaya.
Ladk ne use perpose kiya lekin Ladki ne inkaar kar diya aur teacher ko uski complain kar di.
Teacher ne kaafi daanta or 1 week ke liye class se nikaal diya.
Jab Ladka 1 hafte baad wapis class me gaya to Ladki ko us se pyaar ho gaya.
Ladki ne uski kitaab me likha
"I m sorry & i love u too."
Ladke ne koi response na diya.
Is tarah 4 saal guzar gye.

MORAL:
LADKe KITAAB HI NAHI KHOLTe:)
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Dil bola aankh se "Dekha karo kam, kyonki dekhte ho aap aur tadapte hain hum". Aankh boli dil se "Chaha karo kam, kyonki chahte ho aap aur rote hain hum".
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Mjburiyo Ko Hum ankho Mai Chupa Lete Hai
Hum Kaha Rote Hai, Halat Rula Dete Hai

Hum To Har Pal Yad Karte Hai Aapko,
Par Aap Yad Na Karne Ka iLjam Laga Dete hai...
*

* *
Manzil ki talash me nikle hm sbhi,
Sbki mnzil 1 ho zruri to nhi
Aise hi kisi mod pr bichd jae jo hm-tm khi,
Ye mt smjna k apke sath ki hme zrurt nhi.
*

* Aap Ki Yadon SeHum Pyaar Karte Hai.Isliye Jaan Bhi Aap Per Nisar Karte Hai Waqt Mile To Kuch Likhkar Bhejna.Ek Aap Hi To Hai Jiske "SMS" Ka Hum Intzar Krte h...

* Girl's Father: Main Nahi chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi 1 kuttay k saath Guzarey. Boyfriend: Bas Uncle, isi liye to Mein Usay Aap se door le Jane Aaya hun.

* *
ULTIMATE MEANING OF LOVE:-
What is special in love?
Nothing special.
It has two vowels, two consonants n two fools! :-) :-)
* *

* *
Thought abt lyf:

Wenever i gav precious value 2 d prsn,dey alwayz cheated & broke my heart..

N now if i don't give they call it 'attitude' ,,,,
* *

*
Wats the coolest thing about
EXAM HALL?


Its the only place where you can say to an unknown girl:->

"kuch to dikha de yar!!"
;)
chal figure hi dikha de..;-)
*

* *

* Pyar karna koi gunah nhi hota
Pyar se pvitr koi jazbat nhi
Pyar ka rista is liye chupana padta hai
Kyoki sacha pyar logo se bardast nhi hota

- - (why parents hate love)

Rich Man: 2day, I hav14 Cars,18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses.
What do u hav?

Poor Man: I have a boy, whose Girl Friend is ur Daughter!

* *
The most emotional sentence by a friend:

The longest distance in dis universe is




not from north to south...













nor from east to west.....













its wen i stand in front of u





n



u IGNORE me..:-C:-((
* *

* HairCare:
For coarse, curly, dry or damaged hair, go straight for the creamy shampoos & for fine, oily or limp hair, opt for clear shampoos.

* CHUTKULE- Log kahte hai khuda ne tumhe fursat se banaya hoga...thik hi kahte hai altu- faltu kam fursat me hi hote hai.

* UPDESH: "Daru pine se jindgi ki problem solve nhi hote."; . . . EXPERT COMMENT: "problem to dudh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti"! Cheers !!!

* Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samzo Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samzo Kyu darte ho AAP gam ke tufano se Gam ko lahre aur khudko SAMANDAR samzo

* CAREERPLUS:
Demonstrate your competence on every occasion. Look for positive responses to any criticisms

* *
Excellent Lines From Dr. Abdul kalam :
What is Success?


In Simple Words..

When your "SiGNATURE" Changes To "AUTOGRAPH" Thats The Real Success....!!!!!
* *

* Doctor: tuhaadi patni sirf 5 ghante di mehmaan hai SANTA: Ji! koi gal nai Doctor Sahib! jithe 25 saal nikal gaye othe 5 ghante hor sai.

* GOLU Sasural Gya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
GOLE-khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga

*
!!!!!...-=======

kitne pyar se maine brush bheja h, ab ise dekho mat, aaj to daant saaf kar Lena plz...

Good Morning....!! shub prabat...

* CAREERPLUS:
Be co-operative, eager, willing & prepared to pitch in to make a project succeed.

* * *
Nice lines :-
Very tough but very true..

"Hurt me with the truth but never comfort me
with a lie....@ Happy evening........!
* * *

* ATM me1 sardar dusre sardar k piche khada hass raha tha?
S1 :Ha,Ha,maine tera password dekha.
S2: kya h?
S1: 4 stars (****)
S2: Ha,Ha,galat 1212 hai..! @

* Samza Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko

Dard Duniya Ne Bin Soche Hi De Diya

Seh Gaye Jo Hum Agar Dard Ko Chupke Se

To Fir Humko Patthar Dil Keh Diya.

* HairCare:
Excessive use of hair spray may lead to damaged hair & dandruff. In fact it even makes ur lungs hard. Hence always use it in a well ventilated room

* *
CAREERPLUS:
Uninformed absenteeism and late remarks at work are treated as warning signs of carelessness. Avoid such indiscipline.

* Dard Se Bazar Bhari Padi Hai
Wo Chiz Na Lo Jo Andar Se Jali PDi Hai
Wafa Ki Talash Chhod De Nadan
Ye Duniya Bewafai Se Bhari Padi Hai
G Nght

* '!'"""""""'")
! !"""(#)""(
! !""""""""")
! !"""""""""
!!
!!
!!
!!
Ye flag 15aug tak hr kisi k inbox me hona chahiye.
apka farz hai.
Jai Hind

* *
Mirza galib farmate he ki-
Ishq karne se pahele ishq ka anjam dekh lo, Agar Fir b samajh me na aaye to film GAJNI YA TERE NAAM dekh lo
* *

* Happy shivratri... Om nahey shivaye..
@=-=-=-=-=-@
)) *Good* ))
// Morning //
// have a //
// * Nice *//
(( *Day* ((
@=-=-=-=-=-@-

* *
Value of relation'
is not that how much you feel happy with some one..

But it is that

how much some one feels ALONE without you.
* *

* * *
(Modified by me)

Value of relation'
is not that how much you feel happy with some one..

But it is that

how much some one feels HAPPY with you.
* * *

* Doctor Pagal se: "Tum Pagal Q huey"?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha is liye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui.
isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale kya mujhe b Pagal kerega.

* *
Woh Rootha Rootha sa Lgta Hai, Koi Trkeeb Toh Btao Manane Ki,
Mai Zindagi Girvi Rakh Sakta Hu, Woh Kimat Toh Bataye Muskurane Ki............
*

* Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
"Pavitra aur saccha"

Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiyan aapni sandal utar leti hai..

* CAREERPLUS:
Remember that making work fun, does not mean undue shortcuts. Establish what is required of the job, and meet the needs with precision.

* *
Koi Wada Nahi Fir B Aitbaar Tha
AapSe Door The To Dil Bahut Beqrar Tha
ApKe Chehre Ki Muskurahat Bata Rahi H
Apko Mere Hi SmS Ka Intzaar Tha

* Bhikari-ae bhai 1Rs dede 3 din se bhukha hu Santa-3 din se bhukha hai to 1Rs ka kya karega?
Bhikhari- Wajan tolunga kitna GHAT GAYA HAi

* *
(Most excellent)

Pati-Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Bv-Jo tum kaho.

Pati-Dal chawal banao.
Bv-Abi kal hi to khaye the.

Pati-To Sabji bana lo.
Bv-Bachche nai khate.

Pati-Fir Qeema.
Bv-Muje elergy h

Pati-Parathe?
Bv-Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?

Pati-Kadhi?
Bv-Dahi nai h

Pati-Fir kya banogi?

Bv-Jo tum kaho..
*

* *
Ek serdar ne puri zindegi socta reha.socha reha. socha reha or socte soche mer geya ki ager meri behan ke do bhai to mera ek kese?
*

* Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai.


Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi Hairan hu mai

Koi naya msg nahi ban rha Bahut Pareshan hu mai
*

* Hume To Aap Jaise Log Maar Gaye
Lagta Hai Saare SMS Bekaar Gaye
Kabhi Haare Nahi The Hum Kisise Par
Aapki Kanjusi Se Hum Haar Gaye

* Aj ka Lover to his G/F
Yun mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam







Branded T-shirt h, phat gyi toh bahut pitegi maa kasam

* polic:aap 180 Ki speed se kyu ja rahe ho Aadmi:Tum logo ne hi to side wale board pe likha h: YAD RAKHE GHR PE KOI AP KR INTIZR KR RHA H.

* Subah Sham Thari Ghani Yaad Aave Hai,
Sari Rat Mane Jagave Hai,Karne Ko To Karlu Call Tanne,
Par Customer Care Ki Va Chori Bar Bar Balance Low Batave hai..

* *
Patni-Shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete the, pr ab nahi dete
Q?
Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne k baad use dana dalte dekha hai
* *

* Dil Jb bilkul tut Jte h to apko yad krte h
Apna samaj kr diLki hr bat krte h
Nadan samaj k maf krna
Jb anjane me kbhi apko paresan krte hai.

* HairCare:
Nature Tip: Egg is an excellent conditioner & will really make your hair shine. Mix the egg with curd and/or banana and apply once a week before wash

* 2day is frndshp ratings day, gv me ratin in 1-10. Send dis msg 2 ur frnds if u gt bck 5 sms thn 4wd me d totl Ill tel u da surprise rply mst m w8ng

* Ldke ne slim si ldki ke pass sms bheja;-)

Chehra tera khas nhi..

Haddiyo m teri maas nhi..

Pyar kya tjhse khak kre..

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi......:-P:-

* Santa to Rickshawala: Are O bhai khali ho kya.


Rickshawala: Ha bilkul khali hu..

Santa: chalo Fir


Tash khelte hai.

* .@@, ,@@.
@ Frnds @
@. Day .@
"@,,@"
Pass this 'HEART'
to All ur FRIENDS,including me.
If 3 Come Back, U'll Get A Big Surprise on FRIENDSHIP DAY

* Ye msg un ko send kro jinki frndshp zindagi bhar Aapko chahiye
Maine to kr diya
"U R nyc frnd for my entire lyf"
I'll never never forget U.
I Promise u.
Gn. . ?

* DuR Ho Ya Pas Ho

Aap HmaRe Lie Khas Ho

Kehte Hai Dosti Sbse Bda Rista Hai

PR Hmare Lie to Dosti Ka Mtlb Hi Aap Ho !!

.+" "I" "+.
". wish ."
"+.U.+"

%""""HEPPY"""%
%"FRIENDSHIP"%
%"""""DAY"""""%

,;*"*;,;*"*;,
*;, Vj ,;*
"*;,;*"

* *
Truly beautiful quote-
it doesnt matter if you dont have a lover.

Sometimes great stories continue by just being friends...
>HaPpY FrIeNdShIpS dAy..<

* (my self made)

Cute answer by your friend VJ
I wish to God for a Friend.
God- who is friend?
Me- Who is frenk with me, that is friend of me. . . . .


God- (Edit your name and )send it to your friends, me also.
Who will send you back {without any excuse of balance}, that one is your real friend.

Dosto god ne kha h, galat nahi ho sakta.

* I m N-K propose u 4 a lyftym frndsip.
Wid full dedication.
No complaints,
no Demandss.
Wt say..?
Hapy frndship day in adv.. plZ reply
do u accept my frndsip..

* Sweet frnd...
.+" "I" "+.
". wish ."
"+.U.+"
%""HAPPY""%
%"FRIENDSHIP"%
%"""DAY"""%

* Girl-Agar mai mar jau to tum kya karoge?
BoY-Mai bhi mar jaunga
GiRL-Q?
BoY-Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi b jaan le Leti Hai
Happy Friendship Day

* *
Judai Har Pal Mehsus Nahi Hoti, Kash Wo Itni Majbur Na Hoti
Waqt Bana Deta Hai Sbko Bewafa, Warna Mohabbat Itni Mashur Nahi Hoti............
* *

* "ॐ भूर्भुवःस्वः तत्सवितुरवर्येण्यँ भर्गो देवस्य धीमहि धियोयोनः प्रचोदयात ॐ" Padho aur sabko bhejo,aise msg bar bar nahi likhe jate...

* "Airtel care" "121"
"Bsnl Care" "123"
"Idea Care" "12345"
"Vodafone Care" "111"
"Reliance Care" "*333"

"Friend'ship Care"
a"**********" any time any help.

* Cute answer by your friend Naveen-
I wish to God for a Friend.
God- who is friend?
Me- Who is frenk with me, that is friend of me. . . . .


God- (Edit your name and )send it to your friends, me also.
Who will send you back {without any excuse of balance}, that one is your real friend.

Dosto god ne kha h galat nahi hoga.
*

* CAREERPLUS:
Reputation Matters! Make a name for yourself by attending lectures, delivering speeches.

* 1 Army man plane se jump karte huye bola- Jai Kali Maa

Kali maa prakat hokar boli - Kali hogi teri maa

mai to FAIR & LOVELY lagati hu

* *
True Love cannot be expressed n words, It can be expressed only through possessiveness & anger ven You get close to others...!!
* *
* Wo aankhon me ashq lie baithe h,hum b unke pyr me pgl hue baithe h,hm to jaan dene ko bhi tayyar h,mgr vo kisi ki jaan bne baithe h.

* Janwaro k party me chuha 4 peg lga k btha tha .
Billi- aj party na hoti to ma tjhe kha jati .
Chuha- ja chali ja nahi to log kahenge k pee k aurat peet di .

* Gareebi kya hai?
Jab ek Ladki 2 Rs. me KISS dene k liye taiyaar ho...?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aur
.
Aur
.
Aapke paas sirf 1 Rs ho..?

* * *

(Self edited, last line added)

Lyf Bcomes exciting wen eyes start luking at sum1 silently.
Bt Lyf bcomes more xciting wen dat sum1 start reading those eyes silenty......
But lyfe becoms so serious when we dont understand that thatone(someone) starts reading silently.

* * *


* Na Banana Ashiyana Sapno Ka
Kanch Ka Hoga Toot Jayega
Dil Ko Dard To Hoga Hi
Zakhm Ka Nishan Bhi Chhut Jayega.................

* Koi Wada Na Kar Koi Irada Na kar
Khwahishen Taqdeer Se Zyada Na Kar
Ye Degi Utna Jitna Likh Diya Khuda Ne
Is Taqdeer Se Ummeed Zyada Na Kar.

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal k liye
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal k liye
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki 1 pal k liye
Jab dil me ho aap hrpal k liy

* Koi apko Jab Pagal Kahe
To.To Dukhi Mat Hona
Afsos Mat Karna
Rona Bhi Nhi
Darna Bhi Mat
Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Sochna.
Use Pata kaise chala?

* *
Pyar karna koi gunah nhi hota
Pyar se pvitr koi jazbat nhi
Pyar ka rista is liye chupana padta hai
Kyoki sacha pyar logo se bardast nhi hota
* *

* Kisi K Paigam Ko Zara Pyar Se Pada Kijiye
Kisi Ki Chahat Ka Ehsas Kiya Kijiye
Koi DiLse Yad Krta H Apko Kam Se Kam Hichkiya To Liya Kijiye

* Santa ICICI BANK me Saving A/c open krne gaya aur form lekar sidhe DELHI chale gaya

Q?



Kyuki likha tha
"FILL THE FORM
IN CAPITAL"

* Sher sun-ne mae maja ata hai
Sher bol-ne mae maja ata hai
Magar
Jab sher samne ata hai tab bhag-ne mei maja ata hai...........

* *
If Our HEART Miss Someone.
If Our Eyes Have TEARS for Someone.
If Our Life Has Time & Space for Someone.
THEN
We Really LOVE That Someone..!
* *

* The Most Beautiful Music In D World Is Ur Own Heart Beat
It Gives An Assurance dat U Will Survive Even Wen The Whole World Leaves You Alone..!!
*

* Dur baitha koi Aapka sapna bun raha h
Bago se wafa k ful chun rha h
Ap kya jano uske dil ka haal
Ek wo h jo dur hokr b apki dhadkn sun rha h

+ + (special msg from special one)

Bhagwan sabse jayda kab khush hote hai...?

guess???


guess???


guess???

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.
.
?
guess???
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.
?
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Jab gunde ladki ko chhedte hai, or ladki bolti hai..

mujhe bhagwan ke liye chhod do.

ha ha ha....
+ +

A beautiful poem dedicated 2 all my dear frenz..


Around d corner i'v a frnd,
in dis gr8 city dat hs no end.
Yes d days go by & weeks rush on,
nd b4 i knw it, a year is gone.
I never c my old friends face,
4life is a swift & terible race.
He knows i like him jus as wel,
as in d past days, wen i rang his bell, nd he rang mine.
bt v wer younger den,n nw v r busy, tired men!
tired of playin a foolish game, tired of makin a name !
I say, 2mro i'll cal u
my frnd,
jus 2 shw dat i m thinkin of him/her.
bt 2mrw cums & goes nd distance between us grows n grows.
around de corner, yet miles away,
here's telegrm - sir, "ur frnd died 2day !"
nd dats wat v all dserve nd get in d end.
around d corner, a vanished frnd..
:-( ''
REMEMBER 2 SAY WAT U HAV,
2 D PPL WHUM U LUV & CARE.
I JUS WANNA SAY "EVEN IF I M BAD I M ALWZ UR FRN.. ALWAZ B MY FRND"
BT ITZ UR WISH IN D END..!!..
+ +

* Girl friend Ko Gift Dene K Liye Sabse acchi Cheez Kon C Hai.?
Guess.
Confused.
Ans:
"Lipstick".puchho Q.?
Q ki,
Dene K baad 50% return aati hai.!

* Ishq wo jaam nhi jo chhalak jay paimane se, y to wo daria h jo badhta h simat jane se, na kre koi kisi se mohabat is kadar k, nshe ko b nsha ho jay meykhane se.

* CHAI WALA: Bholi si surat,
aankho me masti, door khadi
sharmaye. . .Aaye Haye !!

Ladki : Kaali si surat,
haatho me ketli, door khada
chillaye... Chai Chai..!!

* Mohbat me hum nakam kya huye, har harkat hmari diwangi lagne lgi,
Lafz jo nikle hal dil ka byan karne, Zamane ko har wo bat shyri lagne lagi

* Boy: I Love U

Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya?

Boy : Oh ho.

Propose Kiya Nai Ki Gift Maangna B Shuru

Uff Ye Ladkiya!

* CAREERPLUS:
#Look for areas suitable for experimental changes. Work on them.

* Santa Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Bat Kr rha Tha

Aadmi:Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Santa:Qasam se Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

* Santa Subha Utha or dekha k uski BV Mar Gai H
Wo Foran Kitchen me Gaya Apni Beti ko Gale Laga Kr Rony laga Bola
1 ka Nashta Kam Banana

* surj ne v kisi se pyar kiya tha logo ne use chand ka nam diya dono ak dusre ke liye roya karte the logo ne uska nam savan diya happy savan

* CAREERPLUS:
*Kill Negativity Peak performers are meticulous about thoughts they allow into their minds.

*
Thought:
Missing some1 can turn from pain 2 pleasure..
If we knew they were missing us to..!

gud mrng..,
have a nice day:-)

* Pappu:-Mere Bhai ka koi Bal baka nhi kar sakta.

Dipu:-Kya Wo Itna bahadur he?

Pappu:-Nahi,Wo GANJA he.

* Hi my all frend my birth day on 4 augest ko hai
plz only msg
9887335929
(No call)
JAI SINGH RATHORE

* "Be blind to the faults of others,it brings peace in ur life.
Bcoz people won't change,u got to change ur way of accepting things..
Gud evng dear...!!!

* Fathr=Beti Aaj TumNe Phone Par Sirf 1 Ghanta Bat Ki Tum To Kabhi 4 Ghante Se Kam Bat Hi Nhi Krti Ho
Beti="Papa Ji Yeh to Wrong Number Tha

* Bandar ki beti boli:
Papa mujhe B shadi krni hy

Bandar bola:
Beta sabr kro
Dulha abi sMs parh rha hy,

Agr muskuray To rishta pakka

* Ye SPECIAL SMILE h ,isse aap unn logo ko send kro Jinhe aap kbi udas nhi dekhna chahte. Maine to kr diya.
HAPPY SMILE DAY:-):-):-)

* The Most Romantic place of the India?

guess!

yes!


Haryana


knw y?



hr Raat Candle Light Dinner..


thanks to Haryana Electricity Board.

* Tie this on ur hand !

=>(*Naveen_Khokhar*)<=
Hope I m d 1st friend f u 2 tie d FRIENDSHIP BAND.!
if u accept my frndshp send me ds msg editin ur name

* * Question of the day.-"Jab Pyar or Jang me sab kuch jaayz hai" To pyar me hone wala baccha NAJAYAZ kyo hai? IS MSG KO AAG KI TARAH FAILA DO. INSAAF MAANGO Insaaf.!

* Quote of THE DAY-
Difference BETWEEN
TRUTH & LIE:~ Truth is a Debit card; Pay 1st & enjy later.
Lie is a Credit card;
enjoy ist & pay later!
Gud mrng,,..
Have a nice day:-)

* Mere jaane k baad ek din royenge wo,
gam-e-ishq akele hi dhoyenge wo,
yaad meri aakar satati rahegi unko,
jis pal mujhe bhul k soyenge wo...

* CAREERPLUS:
#Grow Each Day Attend inspirational lectures to consistently renew personal growth in ur mind

* *
Read twice Bcz quote is really nice.. "Life can give us number of beautiful Lovers"... But "Only True Lover can give us beautiful Life"...!!:-)
* *

* STREE:
Heart diseases r on the rise for women. India showed a shocking 10 per cent increase in cardio disorders in women

(',')/\(',')
<) ) ( (>
_//_ _//_

Ye dosti hum nahi todenge......
Koi hamare dosti ko todna chahe to sale ko milkar fodenge.;-)
:)

* Aapke Hr Gunah ki Mafi H
Aap Jo Roye to Bahut Na Insafi H
Aapki Ankho Me Na Aaye
Kabhi Pani
Qki
Behne k Liye to Aapki

NAAK Hi Kafi h

* "GöøD MørninG"

"Just For U"

"Must For Yøu"

"First For U"

"Nothing To Wi$h"
"Nothing To Say"

"Always Be Häppy"
"It's My PrÄY"

"Hav A Nice DÄY" Deär

* When words fail the eye speaks

When the eyes fail the heart speaks

When the heart fails..














STORY OVER

* Friends:
A special dinner 4u,
In d hotel of my Heart
A boul of love
A spoon of care
In d pot of Happines
Dish is frndship
Pay d bill by ur cute smile
...
Dedicated 2 my loving frnds

* Friend.!
Who are they ?
The one who holds ur hand in a crowd, which is against u.
The one who tap ur back, when ur wrong.
The one who do evrything for u, but then refuses to take thanks.
The one who msg u, saying abey rply to kar.
The one who make u smile & stop ur tears & hmslf/hrslf start crying.
Send dis to all ur friends,even to those who are not in touch or who r far away from u & who r angry on u.
Just tell dem...
"YAAR U R SPECIAL"

* Dil e Nadan Aaj Udas Bahut Tha
Koi Dur Hote Huye B Pass Bahut Tha
Yu To Logo Ke Lage Huye The Mele
Fir B unki Kami Ka Ehsaas Bahut Tha ...

* *
Show ur love and care where it gets respect...

Otherwise ur heart wil be wounded wen u cUm to know there is no meaning 4 ur love and care....
* *

* Sangeet sunkar gyan nhi Milta,

Mandir jaakar Bhagwan nhi Milta.

Pathar to log isliye pujte hai,

Kyuki vishwas k layak insaan nhi milta@.

* Dilse Likhi Bate DilKo Chu Jati H
Ye Aksr Ankahi Bate Kah Jati H
Kuch LogDosti K Mayne Bdal Dete H
Or Kuch LogoKi Dosti SeDuniya Bdal Jati H

* CAREERPLUS:
# Creative, & a good organiser? Consider Party Planning- an emerging career option.

* Indian-i hav 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u?
American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

* Santa ELECTRIC SHOP Me
2"Fan"Dena
1Ladies Aur 1Gents

Salesman-Fan Me Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota
Snta-Kese Nahi Hota
1 BAJAJ or 1 USHA Ka de

* Sangeet sunkar gyan nhi Milta,

Mandir jaakar Bhagwan nhi Milta.

Pathar to log isliye pujte hai,

Kyuki vishwas k layak insaan nhi milta@.

* Hi , keep msging me & win exciting prizes...............
1st - lots of love
2nd - life time friendship
3rd - free stay in my heart .
So , hurry up offer valid till i 'm alive.

* *
A Good Advice:
When u Get Attracted to a Girl
U will Realize what is Love
When That Girl Starts Avoiding u
U will Realize What is Life......
* *

* Mujhe Sulane ki khatir jb rat Aati h
Me So nhi pata Rat khud so jati h
Puchne pr Dil S ye Awaz aati h
Aaj to unhe Yad krle Rat to Roz Aati h

* In A 100 Meter Race,It Was Announced
1


2


3


Start.


All Started Running Except Santa.


Coach:Y R U Still Waiting?


Santa:My No Is 4!

* Chemist: Is Dawai Se Thik Na Ho 2 Ye Parchi Lekar Fir Aana.
Grahak: Kyo?
Chmst: Mai Ek Baar Fir Doctor Ki Likhai Padhne Ki Koshish Karunga..

* Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 baje Shuru Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?

Kid: Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hai

* *
Lovely quote said by a True friend:
.
"Hurt me
Tease me
Make me Cry...
.
But
.
At the end
Give me ur shoulder on which i can Cry..!!"
* *

* Cute reply given by a boy wen askd wat type of gal he wants 2Luv:
"She shud b dat kind of a gal who makes me Luv my name jus coz she says it."
* *

* Dub Jati he kstiya jb Ate h tufan
Yade reh Jti h bichad Jte h insan
Yad Rkhoge to bahut karib paoge
Bhul jaoge to dhunte reh jaoge...

* *
Mera Nasib Mit Gaya Mere Hatho Se
Ban Ke Ansu Jhalak Gya Meri Ankho Se
Lo Ap hi Batao Kaise Bhul Jau Unko
Jo Dur Hi Nahi Gaye Meri Saanso Se
* *

* God: My 1 Minute is ur 1000 Years!
Santa : Great
God:My 1 Rs is Your 1 Crore.
Santa: pls give me Rs1
God:ok Pls wait one minute.

* Santa:-Rat ko asman me udta huye Aeroplane ki aawaz Q nahi aati ?

Banta:-Q ki rat ko Aeroplane SILENT mode par rahata hai

* Snta:hum yahan ni rhaega hmra paisa wapis kro, Itna chota kamra or 1 stul, tm hmein janwar smjhta h
Watr:sir kamray may to chalian ye Lift h

* Aaj mausam itna khushgawar ho gaya, khatam sabka intizar ho gaya,
kuch is tarah barsi kaali ghataye, Jaise badal ko zami se Pyar ho gaya.

* MUNNABHAI ko Ladki hui
CIRKIT: Bhai ab sare Mohalle ka Ladka
Ispar line marega

MUNNABHAI- Tu Fikar mat kar re
Apun iska Naam
'DIDI'
Rakhega

* Memories behave in a crazy way...They leave you alone when you are in a crowd But when you are alone they stand around you like a crowd
*

* Is Friendship Day Pe Mujhy Aap Kya Dena Chahaty Hain. Ek Number chooze karein.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10
Soch lo. Jo nmbr select karoge wo dena hi padega
rply must

* 1.Ap k Ghr Treat
2.Red roses
3.Hug
4.EK Movie 5.ur choice
6.Ice cream
7.Frndshi band
8. Lunch
9.Kiss
10.Choclates

* CAREERPLUS:
#Hold regular morale-boosting meetings, especially if work is full of deadlines & stress. These meetings support the staff.

* Gr8 attitude:
Santa 1 ladki ko propose karta h
"i luv u"
girl- "ek thapad marungi khichke"
santa-




"MUKKA NI KHAYEGI PHIR"

* Har kisi par itna AITBAR mat karo
kisi ki chahat me dil bekrar mat karo
ya to hausla rakho dard sahane ka
ya fir kisi se pyaar mat karo

* santa bv k saath film dek rha tha.film me jaj nekaha
adalt 2 din bad faisla sunaygi

santa ne tv band kr dya or bv se kaha 2din bad dekhege

( ':' ) ('; ' )
,/) )\, ,/) )\,
L L L L
Chal,
jaldi
chal yar
Jo frnds Sone ja rhe ha unhe
GOOD NIGHT
bol kar aate hain.Good nite.swtdrms.

* LIFE Is Like
A RIVER,

Which Have
Many TURNS.

So ENJOY
Every TURNS.

#Because
These TURNS

Never
R_E_T_U_R_N_S_
Have a beautiful
Nite

* A Frnd's heart says-
Talk 2 me ven i feel alone
Hug me ven i cry
Luv me ven all hate me
Care me ven i m sick
Dont cry ven i die
But mis me till i m alive.....

* Wen a girl cheats a boy, he suicides. Hence girls kill a life.Bt wen a boy cheats a girl, a baby is born. Hence boys gives a life.Moral -boys r kind heartd.

* What is the meaning of HAPPY?
H-Hum
A-Aapki
P-Pyari
P-Pyari
Y-Yade kabhi nhi bhul sakte
Bcoz
H-Hum
A-Aapko
P-Pal
P-Pal
Y-Yaad karte hai..

* Jab Meri Yad Aaye To
Miss Kiya Karo.
Achche Moke Pe Wish Kiya Karo.
Ham 1 DusreKo Jaante Nai To Kya Hua?
Kam Se Kam 1 "SmS" To Kiya Karo.

* CAREERPLUS:
#esume: Your interests highlight your personality, not hobbies.

* When ever i feel that i miss u
I close my eyes
i feel that u sit bside me
i won't open my eyes becoz of the fear that u may comeout in my tears...

* Teacher-jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha,mere maths me 100 marks ate the.
Student-Sir,apko koi acha teacher padate honge........

* Wo chl diye or hm akele rh gye
hr bar ki trh aj b ansu bh gye
hr wqt yad kiya hmne unhe
or
wo hans k khne lge yad kiya sbko bs ap rh ge...........

* *
ADVISE 4 YOU- Jise Tum sbse Zyada chahte ho, Usey Zindgi me kabi Aazmana mat, Qki Agar wo GUNEHGAAR bhi nikla, To bHi. Dil Tumhara hi Tutega..
* *

* CAREERPLUS:
*Student/Fresher?Get statistical details on career options & assess d opportunities 4 each option.This helps u find d right course/ career.

* "Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys... Save girls.., we can save the tigers later...!"
Sher chahiye ya Bandi...lol :)

* Gum h tanhai h,
wah...Wah...Wah
Gum h tanhai h, wah...wah...wah Zalimo kabhi tumbhi to SMS kiya karo kya meri 2 number ki kamai h..

* A cute Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths;

'Dear Maths, please Grow up soon & try to solve your own probleMs. Don't depend on others..!!

* *
A Frnd's heart says-
Talk 2 me ven i feel alone
Hug me ven i cry
Luv me ven all hate me
Care me ven i m sick
Dont cry ven i die
But mis me till i m alive.....

* *
The Best Relationship In World Is...


When U Hold The Hand Of The Person...



And...



The Person Walks With U Without Asking... "Where"& "Why"...

* *

* GOLU office jaa raha tha BV-pyar se- "See u in the evening. GOLU gusse se-Dhamki kise de rhi hai. Mai Bhi tujhe dekh lunga....

* GAO Me BIJLI Ane Wali H Ye Sun K Log Nach Rahe The

1 Kutta bhi Jhum Raha Tha

log-Tu Q Khush H Be

Kutta-BIJLI Ayegi To Khambe b To Lagenge

* 1Sardar Film Dekh Ne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya

Pucho Kyo










Kyoki



Us Film Ka Naam Tha.

" HOUSE FULL "
:-)

* Awesum Quote:
Only a few ppl can feel d rain, othrs just gt wet..

Much awsum:
Oly a few luvrs cn feel d pain of depart, othrs jst find another....

** Friends:
Friends walk lightly in2 our life & slowly in2 our mind... At first we nevr care who they r..
Later we dont know who we r without them...

* A Frnd's heart says-
Talk 2 me ven i feel alone
Hug me ven i cry
Luv me ven all hate me
Care me ven i m sick
Dont cry ven i die
But mis me till i m alive.....

* *
What a Love?
A little girl said:
wen I went a class widout wearing my tie.
He saw me & remove his tie & kept in his pocket..
* *

* Gairo pr Marne ki unki fitrat thi, Mari mohbat se unhe sikayat thi,
Sari DUNIA ko CHAHTE the Wo Apnana, Bas Mere NAAM se unhe NAFRAT thi....

* HairCare:
Dr.A.B.Khan from Nasik shares a Tip: Apply til (sesame) oil thrice a week at night & wash it in morning 4 Healthy scalp and reducin Hairfall

* CAREERPLUS:
*For a Perfect CV, Keep it simple. Sum it up in bullet points

* 20-7-10
9:46pm
Arz kiya hai
Green green bag me hare hre totey

wah wah

Green green bag me hare hare totey

Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai aap to muuh b nahi dhote!

* Paani se tasvir kaha banti h, Khwabo se takdir kaha banti hai,
Kisi ko chaho to sacche dil se chaho, Kyunki yeh zindagi phir kahan milti hai

* Srdarni:Lo light chali gai
Srdr:Light hi to gai h,fan to chalu kr
Srdarni:Fir vhi srdaro vali bat,Agar fan chalu kia to mombti buj nhi jaegi

* Bikari- Rupia Dede
Snta-"Sharam Nai Aati Itne Hatte Katte Khubsurt Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
bikari- Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede

* SANTA ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha, to kutte ko dum se kheecha or kaha


bahar nikal sale, bada aaya mechanical engineer.

* 1 Aadmi bada sa Box leke
bus me Ghusa or jor se chillaya-
Khabardar!
Koi apni jagah se Nai hilega



Pappu Kulfi Wala

Khud Apke pas Ayega..

* Attitude redefined for lOve-
I can always take care of myself, but still i want a person who can prove to me that i can't- :-)

* LOV STORY:
1ce dere ws a guy n a garl in a gud reltnshp since 5yrs
N
lvd each othr
Guy was sincere n gal ws cute
Both were happy.
1 day grl came 2 meet d guy n showd him her PINK LENSES.
He saw dem & was surprised.
Days Passed n 1 day suddenly guy met wid an accident...
Gal came 2 hospital n waitd 4
37hrs..
Den dr. came out n told her,
''Ur boyfrnd has Alcohol in his heart.."
Girl was shockd & was not able 2 think of d reason...
Reason was-
'PINK LENSES'
U know,
"Gulabi Akhein Jo Teri Dkhi
'Sharaabi Ye Dil Ho Gya"

I kno u wnt 2 kil me 4 dis msg bt wat2do yar "I HATE LOVE STORY";-) hahaha@

(',')/\(',')
<) ) ( (>
_//_ _//_

2 golden lines of lyf
"Dont luv d cheatable heart'',''Dont cheat d luvable heart"
2best lines of lyf
"Ice melts wen heated","Eyes melts wen hurtd...



"Life is all about three things.
winning, losing,
& sharing"
Winning others Heart.
Losing bad things & Sharing Happies moments.
Thats life.
:-



Chahat k parde me nafrat h mumkin, to nafrat k parde me chahat bhi hogi, agar koi khafa hota h tumhe apna smaj kr, to usko yakinan tumse mohbbat b hogi..



Nikle teri talas me aor khud hi kho gaye,
Kuch ban pada na hamse to deevane ho gaye.



I see u - "ankho se"

I feel u - "sanson se"

I remember u -"chahat se"

I believe u - "jaan se"

I care u - "dil se"

I miss u -"kasam se".




3 nice thoughts:

1."Kill the tension before tension kills u"

2."Reach ur goal Before goal Kicks u"

3."Live LIFE
Before LIFE
LEAVES u"



* A boy can hug his bst frnd tightly n
say,"I'm missing my GF"








Bt he cnt hug his GF n say,"I'm missing my bst Frnd"



* "Love cums on its own., BT it only grows if u care 4 it
NEVER hurt people who love u a lot bcoz
they wont hurt u back bt probably leave u 4ever....



"Deepest care is a biggest sorrow in dis world.Never care a person more dan ur life..It'll hurt u alot wen u realize dat ur care wasn't dere need"...



::)
Cute lines;

Don't Spoil LIfe IN LOVE,

But DOn't Miss Love In Life..

I'm not Saying U to FalL In Love,

I'm saying U to Feel THe Love...



*
The height of ''Bad Luck'' :-

A boy and girl meet last time, 4 their break up


girl's father caught them



Now they r married couple.



* Hugs r fat free,
sugar free and stil r d swetest!
Hugs reduce blood presure & help 2 relive pain & depresion!
So,here's a BIG JHAPPI 4u...nd gud mrng,..



CAREERPLUS:
#The lessons of failure are valuable.Discuss the reasons for failure, so that u can eliminate them and strengthen the platform for success.


*
~~~LOVE FACTS~~~

when she acts shy:
-say "i love you"... :-)

when she runs away from you:
-chase her....

when she ignores you:
-she wants all your attention....

when she pulls away from you:
-hold her tight by her waist and kiss her n never let her go....

when she holds your hand:
-play with her fingers..

when she is scared:
-hold her and tell her everything will be ok because she is with you..


Pass this to all guys to understand there love better and to all gals to learn how to get closer with there partner in a romantic and a cute way.


* Lines said by a Frnd 2 his Best Frnd aftr bOth gOt busy in lyf &didnt cOntact each Othr-
"I Miss yur laugh a lOt but I Miss my OWN mOre-!!"


¤ Friends:
I thought I was only ur best frnd,
But behind u I found a big queue.
I tried to complain to God.
but he also was in the queue!
How sweet u r


¤
I May Not Always Love All the galz who Loved Me...
Sorry...
But...
I Surely Do Respect Their Choice..!!;
;-)gud mrng..



Friends:
I thought I was only ur best frnd,
But behind u I found a big queue.
I tried to complain to God.
but he also was in the queue!
How sweet u r



Aaj g'frnd ne kiya kIsS or jal gye LiPs
.
.
Aaj g'frnd ne kiya kisS aur jal gye Lips!
.
Qki wo kha kr ayi thi
.
.
.
BINGO RED CHILY CHIPS.
:-



¤ The most beautiful words by a
wounded heart..







"I never stopped loving U..
I just stopped showing it..."
gud mrng...



Life means
Missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When you are right, no one remembers,but when you are wrong, no one forgets!
(-_-)



Dosti ka tohfa har kisi ko nhi milta.Ye wo fool hai jo har baag mai nhi khilta.Is fool ko kbhi murjhane mat dena, Kyunki murjhaya hua fool fir nhi khilta..



** CAREERPLUS:
#Think B4 U Quit! Stick to ur job 4 a few more years.Dont fritter away ur chances of a good promotion/ growth 4 a petite salary difference.



** REPUTATION
is Like TAJ MAHAL,
Everybody will Wonder
How Beautiful It Is.
But
Nobody Can Understand How Difficult It Was
To BUILD
GUD Morning



CAREERPLUS:
#Share your own career goals with your boss. Your boss will respect your confidence.

Lyf Bcomes exciting wen eyes start luking at sum1 silently.
Bt Lyf bcomes more xciting wen dat sum1 start reading those eyes silenty......



A CUTE LOVE STORY

Girl-Am i cute?
Boy-No
Girl-Do u want 2 live vid me?
Boy-No
Girl-Wil u cry if i leave u?
Boy-No
The girl got sad & started crying.
The boy pulled her close 2 him n said - u r not cute. U r d cutest.
I dnt want 2 live with u,
I want 2 live 4 u.
If u leave me i'l not cry,
I'll die..



??? - A small love story..By dad, son,mom,and lover..
A boy saw a girl in front of his house he propose her..
She also agree..
Dad saw the boy with girl..

**Intrvl**

Dad: who's dat girl?

SON: I Lov that Girl & will Marry Her..

Dad is shockd !

Climax

DAD:Impsible
she's your sister,u can't marry her,
Son shockd !

(TWIST IN STORY)
Mom:dont wory son, I'll arrange your Mariage, u are not your Dad's son..

Now Dad shockd!!
THE END.! :-D;-)



Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny beggar:Hi darling.!
She angrily:How dare u call me as darling.?
Beggar:Then wat r u doing on my bed. . .


Teachr: Main kisi par bhi 1 nazar dal k bta sakti hu k wo mere bare me kya soch raha h.
Baccha: Miss jab apko pata chal jata hoga to badi sharm ati hogi na..


Aaj Mosam Me Ajib C Baat Hai
Bekabu Se Hue Hmare Jazbt H
Ji Chahta H Apko Chura Le Ap Hi Se
Pr Mumy Kahti H Chori kana Buri Bat Hai.
Gd Mrng


If care is a raindrop,
I send u a shower
!!!!!
!!!!!
!!!!!
If happiness is a petal, I send u
flowers
*%*%*
)!(
( )
If a smile is a second, I send u
hours
. '12' .
9 _/ 3
' .6. '
If prayers are
water, I send u
the sea
-_-_-_-_-_- - - - - -
-_-_-_-_-_- - - - - -
-_-_-_-_-_- - - - - -
If joy are leaves,
I send u
trees
,:*"*;, ,:*"*;,
*; % ,,* *; %,,*
__)(__ __)(__
always stay HAPPY....
Gud mrng.....


Duniya buri ho sakti hai
Tu NAHI

Log bure ho sakte hai
Tu NAHI

Duniya bewaffa ho sakti hai
Tu NAHI

Pagal theek ho sakte hai
........?

Chal chod aur suna...




Usko Mere Vaado Ka Aitbar Tha, Dilme Uske Bhi Bahut Pyar Tha, Diya Bich Safar Dhoka Usne,
Shayad Kinare Par Use Kisi Aur Ka Intzar Tha.


Y dO v neEd cloSe frNdZ???
.
.
.
.
2 boRroW moNey wHn v R empty..
.
4 thOsE hoNeSt opIniOnS..
.
2 piCk uS up fRm d raIlwAy staTiOn at 2 aM..
.
2 maKe fuN



* Meri engagement ki date fix ho gyi h.
10 july ko h.
































Santa ki GF usko itna keh kr chali gyi....



* Once a wise man askd to GOD: What is d meaning of life?

God: Life itself has no meaning in it.
Life is an opportunity to create a meaning..



AAPKI KANJUSI DIL KO BHA Gayi
Hume B PHONE K Balance Ki KIMAT SAMJH Aa Gayi
SOCHA AB APKO SMS N KRE
Per YE KAMBAKT DOSTI Yaad Aa Gayi.......



** Only two persons in this earth will be extremely happy-
One who gets everything in lOve & the one who does not know wat is lOve-!



* Lines said by a Frnd 2 his Best Frnd aftr bOth gOt busy in lyf &didnt cOntact each Othr-
"I Miss yur laugh a lOt but I Miss my OWN mOre-!!"



* ~~~LOVE FACTS~~~

when she acts shy:
-say "i love you"... :-)

when she runs away from you:
-chase her....

when she ignores you:
-she wants all your attention....

when she pulls away from you:
-hold her tight by her waist and kiss her n never let her go....

when she holds your hand:
-play with her fingers..

when she is scared:
-hold her and tell her everything will be ok because she is with you..


Pass this to all guys to understand there love better and to all gals to learn how to get closer with there partner in a romantic and a cute way.

Nice Thought:

When some1 cares for us,
we think they r boring us.

Bt wen v really need them, someone else have already liked their boring care


U can't hug urself.
U cant cry on ur own shoulder..
LIFE is al about living 4
1-Another.
So live with those who LOVE u mst
& its ur partner....


A wonderful quote said by a True Lover:

"She Loves Rose which dies in a day
,
but doesn't luv me who dies for HER EVERYDAY"
:) @/|/!



A shining ANGEL stands bside ur silky bed,
Calng ur nice Name so softly,
Throwng flowers on U
n sayng
Gd mg



Night_Friends:
Santa & Banta moving on road @ 12 midnight
Santa:Bahut garmi hai yaar
Banta: haan yaar.......Din hota to kahin chhaya mein hee baith jate...



Aaj Mosam Me Ajib C Baat Hai
Bekabu Se Hue Hmare Jazbt H
Ji Chahta H Apko Chura Le Ap Hi Se
Pr Mumy Kahti H Chori kana Buri Bat Hai.



Aaj kal Mosam Ko Kya Ho Gaya
Dost Mera Jane Kaha Kho Gya
Hm to Uske Msg Ka intezar Karte Rah Gye
Par Lagta Hai Koi or Unke Msg Ka Haqdar Ho gya

(1) Lyf Bcomes exciting wen eyes start luking at sum1 silently.
Bt Lyf bcomes more xciting wen dat sum1 start reading those eyes silenty......


(2) Memorable line.

"Its not important to go to heaven after we leave,

but its important to create heaven bfore we leave..
Feel it !
* Take Care
:)@/|/!

I think its d Best Shayri:
Tairna h to samunder me tairo,
Nadiyo me kya rakha h:
:
Pyar krna h to MAA-BAAP se kro,
In bewafa ldkiyo me ky rkha h



N_K:
Ye dil bahut udas he,
koi apna nai paas he,
har waqt boring sa ahsaas he,
jara apni girlfrnd ka number dena,
suna he maal bahut JHAKKAAS he.


HairCare:
Comb ur hair wth a wide toothed comb when ur hair is wet 2 prevent breakage
*formspring.me/naveenji*


Friends:
friendship doesnt need' hours of togetherness &daily conversations. as long as memories r kept in d heart true friends lyk u nvr go apart.

Love is when: A girl sitting on d 1st bench turns her back & Sees d boy Sitting on the last bench n says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"

:)@// !< !< ! t:)



If someone waits for you,it doesn't mean that they have nothing
to do.................
it just means that nothing else is more important than
you.....


GOD ASKED,
"Wat is 4givenes?"

A little girl gave luvly rply

"It is the wonderful fruit dat a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone"

Gud evng....:)


N_K:
Chand Ko Gurur Hai K Uske Paas Noor Hai
So What ???
?
?

?
?


Aapko bhi Gurur Hona Chahiye Kyuki

Aapke Pas sMs bhejne Wala KohinOOr Hai..!



Ek CA ki ladki kaise gali degi:saale bounced cheque, dharti par liability, pedaishi bad-debt, insolvet admi,itna marungi ki balance sheet tally nahi hogi...


Jaane kab sms send karoge?
Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge?
Ab tak bahut balance jama kya Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge


ΨΞLCΩMΞ THΞ
NΞΨ MΩRNING
ΨITH Δ SMILΞ
ΩN YΩUR FΔCΞ,
LΩVΞ IN YΩUR HΞΔRT & GΩΩD THΩUGHTS IN YΩUR MIND
ΔND U ΨILL HΔVΞ
Δ ΨΩNDΞR FUL DΔY
GΩΩD MΩRNING:-)


Be CLOSE with someone who makes U HAPPY
but be CLOSER with someone who cannot be HAPPY WITHOUT U.!
Feel the difference. "Thats Life"


N_K:
Dard ki diwar pe friyad likha krte hai, hr rat tanhai ko Aabad kiya krte h
khuda unhe Khus rkhna, jise hum "tujse" zyda yad krte hai.
Miss U



May d seven
colors of rainbow fall on
u
n bring 2u
1
gud news
2
happiness
3
gud luck
4
confidence
5
prosperity
6
best opportunity
7
bright future

gud morning ji......


LOVE THOUGHTS OF NAVEEN:
"its ur luCk to love someone... Its ur fortune to love d one who loves u but its a miracle to love a person who cant love anyone except u..."

FRIENDSHIP THOUGHTS FROM NAVEEN:
FRIENDS ARE ALLOWS TO SAY FRIEND. IT's AN UNWRITTEN LAW.



STREE:
Domestic violence is not just hitting or argument, it is an abuse of power. Do u have a story to share? Speak up @ stree ur story to - formspring.me/naveenji



HairCare:
For bouncy hair apply the mixture of an egg white, 2 spoons of castor oil, 1 spoon glycerin, in the scalp and hair. Wash it after some time.

Relations & medicine play the same role in our life
Both care 4 us in pain
Only difference is that relationship doesn't have an expiry date


Life_In_Letters:
Jo rehte hai DILme wo juda nahi hote,Kuch ehsas lafzoSe baya nahi hote,1 hasrat h unhe manane ki,Par wo itne acche h k kabhi khafa nahi hote


"DAIRYMILK":==
"PERK"=**
"KITKAT"=??
"MENTOS,=<>
"ECLAIRS"=@@
ye sab apke liye kyoki
Din h suhana aaj Pahli tarikh h.
Mitha h khana aaj Pahli tarikh h.


Tears are more truthful than smile because
you can smile in front of everyone but
you will only cry in front of one who is special for you...


Pappu-Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta h
kya khilate ho ise?
Gappu-Wo sher hi hai
saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me pad kr kutte jaisa dikhne laga


Relations & medicine play the same role in our life
Both care 4 us in pain
Only difference is that relationship doesn't have an expiry date


B'ful Lines By True Lover-
"I Dont CARE Abt The WORLD & What PEOPLE Say As Long As U Make Me Feel That U Are My World, Not They..


Mörñiñg
is ä
wöñdérfül
öppörtüñity
tö wish
tö Lövé
tö Cäré
tö Smilé
Äñd tö see yöu iñ gööd mööd

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Girl To BF: "STOP looking at girls, u r committed now"

BF: " Oh Honey, this is not fair, YOu mean if I'm on diet, i can't even Look at d menu..!
Gud mrng.:)



Most innocent n heart tchng lines said By a
true lover to his grl frnd on Brk Up..
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Behen mere gift to wapas kr de..
Teri bhabi ko de dunga....!!!
Gd evng....

Jana Kaha Tha Aur Kaha Aa Gaye
Duniya Me Bankar Ek Mehman Aa Gaye
Abhi To Zindagi Ki Kitab Padhi Bhi Nahi,
Aur Na Jane Kitne Imtehan Aa Gaye


Short n simple love quote by a broken heart lover:
"u hurt me more than wat i deserve.., is it just Bcoz I loved u more than wat u deserve"gud evng...


"its ur luCk to love someone... Its ur fortune to love d one who loves u but its a miracle to love a person who cant love anyone except u..." :(gud mrng....


Which is more painful??

"When a person whom U trusted, hurts U..."

or

"The person whom U hurted, still trusts U..."

Keep thinking...!


Three stories :
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.
THATS FAITH.
2. Example of the feeling of a one year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs bcze he knows you will catch him.

THATS TRUST.
3. Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we have plans for tomorrow...

THATS HOPE...


"its ur luCk to love someone... Its ur fortune to love d one who loves u but its a miracle to love a person who cant love anyone except u..." :(gud mrng....


No SwEeT
tHoUgHtS tO
fOrWaRd...
No CuTe
GrApHiCs
To SeNd...

JuSt A...
CARING HEART
aSkInG...

TUSSI THEEK HO NAA ??


I Never Xpect Othrs to Miss me, But I'll Alwys Drop My Msgs in to their Inbox to Show I Still "Love & Remembr" them, wid or widout their LOVE!


I Never Xpect Othrs to Miss me, But I'll Alwys Drop My Msgs in to their Inbox to Show I Still "Love & Remembr" them, wid or widout their LOVE!


kanch ne patthar se mohabbt karli,takra kr usse apni zindgi chakna cur karli, kanch ki diwangi to dekho,usne apne hazar tukdo me b uski taswir bhar li.


In order to achieve success in any endeavor in life, you must first find the 'courage to believe' IT IS POSSIBLE.

Throw:- anthonyfernando.com


Everyone is sleeping, someone( A LITTLEWHEART) is weeping


Sochne se yad aati hai
Aor bhulane se aor bhi jyada


"its ur luCk to love someone... Its ur fortune to love d one who loves u but its a miracle to love a person who cant love anyone except u..." :(gud mrng....