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Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

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Tairna h to smandar mein tairo
nadi naalo me kya rakha h?
Pyar krna h to WATAN se karo
In bewafa ladko me kya rakha h
Happy Independence Day

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Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
Pavitar aur saccha
Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai.

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Dedicated 2 all Grlfrnds
Me or Meri Tanhayi aksar ye Baate krte h
Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum hoti to waisa hota
Aur Agar Tum n hoti to paisa.

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'-. . :'
_-' I '-.__"'. __
~ LOVE ,,^, .-'
'-: MY ; ;-'
! INDIA
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"-"

Gud mrng ji.....
HAPPY 63rd INDEPENDENCE Day.,...

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Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
Pavitar aur saccha
Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai.

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Sari duniya ki muskaan tere pass hai, ye zameen aur asmaan tere pass hai, gum na karna ki tujhe yaad nahi karte, kyun ki e dost meri to jaan hi tere pass hai.

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Pakistan ko sharafat sikha denge,Hindustan ki takat dikha denge,
sun le e mushrf vatan humse panga mat lena VARNA "kashmir" me to kya "LAHORE" me bhi *TIRANGA* lehra denge......
Jai Hind.....
A very greatful "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"......

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Jitni Zarurat thi utni shidat s chaha usne
U mujko apni zrurat s chaha usne
mohbt hi mohbt me meri JAAN le li
Kesi Ajeeb mohbat se chaha usne
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Apne raste par chalo! Apni psnd se pyar karo! Apne andaz me baat karo! Jo dil kahe wo hi karo! Fir dekhna 1 din dunya kahegi? KAMINAA kisi ki nhi sunta!

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Khuda ne hume secrtry banaya hota,apne sath mndir msjid me bthaya hota,
suna karte har KISI k dil ki baat,aur humne khuda se apki har bat ko manwaya hota...!

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Pyar Or Barish Dono Ekse Hote H,Wo Hmesha Yadgar Hote H.Fark Sirf Itna H Barish 7 Rehkar Tan Ko Bhigoti H,Or Pyar Dur Rehkar Ankho Ko Bhigota H
gud nun

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Ques:wot is marriage? ans:for unmarried its like alpenlible.. Jee lalchaye raha na jaaye.... And for married.... Its like chloromint.... Dobara mt puchnaa.
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Poem on dost,
oye mere dost,
andhere k ghost,
double ande k toast,
bujhe hue lamp k post,
murgi k rost,
flop show k host,
i miss u most,
oye mere dost.

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Ek Sardar Bal Khol K Plain Me Safar Kar Raha Tha.Santa K Bagal Me Bethe Angrez Ne Usko Dekh K Santa Se Pucha:Who Is She?
Santa Replied: She Is The He Of Punjab..

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DiL Lagana Agar Hota Aasaan

To Na Hote Yu Aashiq Pareshan

Sirf DiL Hi Nhi Luta Ishq Me Yaro

Loot Jaate He Roti,Kapda Aur Makaan

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Vj
Yu raat ko na jago,So liya kro

Aankho k aansu na roko,ro liya kro

Hair style to bahut accha bana lete ho

kbi MUH v dho liya kro

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CAREERPLUS:
Ignore inconvenience during an interview. Do not bother about waiting too much in the lobby or filling up lengthy job application forms.

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SANTA-Me aaj Lakhpati hu,to sirf meri wife ki mahrbani se

Banta-to pahle tum kya the?
Santa-Carodpati

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Zindgi Se U Chale He ilzam Lekar
Bahut Ji Chuke Uska Naam Lekar
Akele Baate Karnge Wo In Sitaro Se
Jb Hm Chale Jaynge Unhe Sara Aasman Dekar

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Kisi Ke Pas Ane Me Waqt Lagta H
Kisi Ko Apna Banane Me Wqt Lagta H
Jab Manga Hmne Apko Khuda Se To
Usne Kaha Anmol Chez Pane Me Waqt Lagta H
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Uski gali se mra janaja nkla
wo na nkle jinke liye jnaja nikla
uska ghar aya to mere dost ct bjane lge
rkh k mera jnaja kmine usko ptane lge
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Banta-teri dukan pe mitthai h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta
santa- krta to bahut h pr papa marenge isliye chat kr rakh deta hu

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Aasman Se Gir Raha Hai Rain

Wah Wah

Aasman Se Gir Rha Hai Rain


Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain
Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain
jai

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Sweet morning to sweet frnds.. Good moring to every body.. Frnds should respect.. That caring frnd is called good frnd.. good morning.
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DiL Me Hai Jo DarD Vo DarD KiSe BaTaE, HasTe HuE Ye ZaKhM KiSe DiKhAe, KeHti Hai Ye DuNiYa MuJe KhushNasib, MaGaR Is NasiB Ki DasTaN KiS Ko SuNaE..

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Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna
Qki
Ye ati he HEER ki trah,
Lagti he KHEER ki trah
Chubhti he TEER ki trah
Aur
Bheek mangwati he FAKEER ki trah :(

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Arz kia hai...
Saamp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Saamp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Good Afternoon, Good Afternoon!

1 more:

Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Prati Litre...

Take dis 1 :

Bahar Ane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Bahar Ane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gyi...

2010 special, dont cry:

AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana...

1 last :

Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala"...

Chalo yeh last ,
control emotions :
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai, Dil Mein "Naa" Hain,
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai, Dil Mein "Naa" Hain,
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai"
Gud mrng
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**ZINDGI****
ek**
****raat hai..
Jis me***
***na jane***
kitne khwaab hai,
***Jo mil gya
wo APNA hai
Jo tut gya wo
***S
***A
****P
*****N
******A
hai!

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Vj
Yu Raat Ko N Jago, So Liya kro
Yu Ankho Me Aansu Na Roko Ro Liya Kro
Hair Style To Bahut Accha Bna Lete Ho
Kbhi MuH B To Dho Liya Kro

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The most emotional sentence by a friend:

The longest distance in dis universe is




not from north to south...













nor from east to west.....













its wen i stand in front of u





n



u IGNORE me..:-C:-((gud mrng

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