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Chal,
jaldi
chal yar
Jo frnds Sone ja rhe ha unhe
GOOD NIGHT
bol kar aate hain.Good nite.swtdrms.

* LIFE Is Like
A RIVER,

Which Have
Many TURNS.

So ENJOY
Every TURNS.

#Because
These TURNS

Never
R_E_T_U_R_N_S_
Have a beautiful
Nite

* A Frnd's heart says-
Talk 2 me ven i feel alone
Hug me ven i cry
Luv me ven all hate me
Care me ven i m sick
Dont cry ven i die
But mis me till i m alive.....

* Wen a girl cheats a boy, he suicides. Hence girls kill a life.Bt wen a boy cheats a girl, a baby is born. Hence boys gives a life.Moral -boys r kind heartd.

* What is the meaning of HAPPY?
H-Hum
A-Aapki
P-Pyari
P-Pyari
Y-Yade kabhi nhi bhul sakte
Bcoz
H-Hum
A-Aapko
P-Pal
P-Pal
Y-Yaad karte hai..

* Jab Meri Yad Aaye To
Miss Kiya Karo.
Achche Moke Pe Wish Kiya Karo.
Ham 1 DusreKo Jaante Nai To Kya Hua?
Kam Se Kam 1 "SmS" To Kiya Karo.

* CAREERPLUS:
#esume: Your interests highlight your personality, not hobbies.

* When ever i feel that i miss u
I close my eyes
i feel that u sit bside me
i won't open my eyes becoz of the fear that u may comeout in my tears...

* Teacher-jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha,mere maths me 100 marks ate the.
Student-Sir,apko koi acha teacher padate honge........

* Wo chl diye or hm akele rh gye
hr bar ki trh aj b ansu bh gye
hr wqt yad kiya hmne unhe
or
wo hans k khne lge yad kiya sbko bs ap rh ge...........

* *
ADVISE 4 YOU- Jise Tum sbse Zyada chahte ho, Usey Zindgi me kabi Aazmana mat, Qki Agar wo GUNEHGAAR bhi nikla, To bHi. Dil Tumhara hi Tutega..
* *

* CAREERPLUS:
*Student/Fresher?Get statistical details on career options & assess d opportunities 4 each option.This helps u find d right course/ career.

* "Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys... Save girls.., we can save the tigers later...!"
Sher chahiye ya Bandi...lol :)

* Gum h tanhai h,
wah...Wah...Wah
Gum h tanhai h, wah...wah...wah Zalimo kabhi tumbhi to SMS kiya karo kya meri 2 number ki kamai h..

* A cute Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths;

'Dear Maths, please Grow up soon & try to solve your own probleMs. Don't depend on others..!!

* *
A Frnd's heart says-
Talk 2 me ven i feel alone
Hug me ven i cry
Luv me ven all hate me
Care me ven i m sick
Dont cry ven i die
But mis me till i m alive.....

* *
The Best Relationship In World Is...


When U Hold The Hand Of The Person...



And...



The Person Walks With U Without Asking... "Where"& "Why"...

* *

* GOLU office jaa raha tha BV-pyar se- "See u in the evening. GOLU gusse se-Dhamki kise de rhi hai. Mai Bhi tujhe dekh lunga....

* GAO Me BIJLI Ane Wali H Ye Sun K Log Nach Rahe The

1 Kutta bhi Jhum Raha Tha

log-Tu Q Khush H Be

Kutta-BIJLI Ayegi To Khambe b To Lagenge

* 1Sardar Film Dekh Ne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya

Pucho Kyo










Kyoki



Us Film Ka Naam Tha.

" HOUSE FULL "
:-)

* Awesum Quote:
Only a few ppl can feel d rain, othrs just gt wet..

Much awsum:
Oly a few luvrs cn feel d pain of depart, othrs jst find another....

** Friends:
Friends walk lightly in2 our life & slowly in2 our mind... At first we nevr care who they r..
Later we dont know who we r without them...

* A Frnd's heart says-
Talk 2 me ven i feel alone
Hug me ven i cry
Luv me ven all hate me
Care me ven i m sick
Dont cry ven i die
But mis me till i m alive.....

* *
What a Love?
A little girl said:
wen I went a class widout wearing my tie.
He saw me & remove his tie & kept in his pocket..
* *

* Gairo pr Marne ki unki fitrat thi, Mari mohbat se unhe sikayat thi,
Sari DUNIA ko CHAHTE the Wo Apnana, Bas Mere NAAM se unhe NAFRAT thi....

* HairCare:
Dr.A.B.Khan from Nasik shares a Tip: Apply til (sesame) oil thrice a week at night & wash it in morning 4 Healthy scalp and reducin Hairfall

* CAREERPLUS:
*For a Perfect CV, Keep it simple. Sum it up in bullet points

* 20-7-10
9:46pm
Arz kiya hai
Green green bag me hare hre totey

wah wah

Green green bag me hare hare totey

Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai aap to muuh b nahi dhote!

* Paani se tasvir kaha banti h, Khwabo se takdir kaha banti hai,
Kisi ko chaho to sacche dil se chaho, Kyunki yeh zindagi phir kahan milti hai

* Srdarni:Lo light chali gai
Srdr:Light hi to gai h,fan to chalu kr
Srdarni:Fir vhi srdaro vali bat,Agar fan chalu kia to mombti buj nhi jaegi

* Bikari- Rupia Dede
Snta-"Sharam Nai Aati Itne Hatte Katte Khubsurt Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
bikari- Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede

* SANTA ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha, to kutte ko dum se kheecha or kaha


bahar nikal sale, bada aaya mechanical engineer.

* 1 Aadmi bada sa Box leke
bus me Ghusa or jor se chillaya-
Khabardar!
Koi apni jagah se Nai hilega



Pappu Kulfi Wala

Khud Apke pas Ayega..

* Attitude redefined for lOve-
I can always take care of myself, but still i want a person who can prove to me that i can't- :-)

* LOV STORY:
1ce dere ws a guy n a garl in a gud reltnshp since 5yrs
N
lvd each othr
Guy was sincere n gal ws cute
Both were happy.
1 day grl came 2 meet d guy n showd him her PINK LENSES.
He saw dem & was surprised.
Days Passed n 1 day suddenly guy met wid an accident...
Gal came 2 hospital n waitd 4
37hrs..
Den dr. came out n told her,
''Ur boyfrnd has Alcohol in his heart.."
Girl was shockd & was not able 2 think of d reason...
Reason was-
'PINK LENSES'
U know,
"Gulabi Akhein Jo Teri Dkhi
'Sharaabi Ye Dil Ho Gya"

I kno u wnt 2 kil me 4 dis msg bt wat2do yar "I HATE LOVE STORY";-) hahaha@

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