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Ye dosti hum nahi todenge......
Koi hamare dosti ko todna chahe to sale ko milkar fodenge.;-)
:)

* Aapke Hr Gunah ki Mafi H
Aap Jo Roye to Bahut Na Insafi H
Aapki Ankho Me Na Aaye
Kabhi Pani
Qki
Behne k Liye to Aapki

NAAK Hi Kafi h

* "GöøD MørninG"

"Just For U"

"Must For Yøu"

"First For U"

"Nothing To Wi$h"
"Nothing To Say"

"Always Be Häppy"
"It's My PrÄY"

"Hav A Nice DÄY" Deär

* When words fail the eye speaks

When the eyes fail the heart speaks

When the heart fails..














STORY OVER

* Friends:
A special dinner 4u,
In d hotel of my Heart
A boul of love
A spoon of care
In d pot of Happines
Dish is frndship
Pay d bill by ur cute smile
...
Dedicated 2 my loving frnds

* Friend.!
Who are they ?
The one who holds ur hand in a crowd, which is against u.
The one who tap ur back, when ur wrong.
The one who do evrything for u, but then refuses to take thanks.
The one who msg u, saying abey rply to kar.
The one who make u smile & stop ur tears & hmslf/hrslf start crying.
Send dis to all ur friends,even to those who are not in touch or who r far away from u & who r angry on u.
Just tell dem...
"YAAR U R SPECIAL"

* Dil e Nadan Aaj Udas Bahut Tha
Koi Dur Hote Huye B Pass Bahut Tha
Yu To Logo Ke Lage Huye The Mele
Fir B unki Kami Ka Ehsaas Bahut Tha ...

* *
Show ur love and care where it gets respect...

Otherwise ur heart wil be wounded wen u cUm to know there is no meaning 4 ur love and care....
* *

* Sangeet sunkar gyan nhi Milta,

Mandir jaakar Bhagwan nhi Milta.

Pathar to log isliye pujte hai,

Kyuki vishwas k layak insaan nhi milta@.

* Dilse Likhi Bate DilKo Chu Jati H
Ye Aksr Ankahi Bate Kah Jati H
Kuch LogDosti K Mayne Bdal Dete H
Or Kuch LogoKi Dosti SeDuniya Bdal Jati H

* CAREERPLUS:
# Creative, & a good organiser? Consider Party Planning- an emerging career option.

* Indian-i hav 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u?
American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

* Santa ELECTRIC SHOP Me
2"Fan"Dena
1Ladies Aur 1Gents

Salesman-Fan Me Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota
Snta-Kese Nahi Hota
1 BAJAJ or 1 USHA Ka de

* Sangeet sunkar gyan nhi Milta,

Mandir jaakar Bhagwan nhi Milta.

Pathar to log isliye pujte hai,

Kyuki vishwas k layak insaan nhi milta@.

* Hi , keep msging me & win exciting prizes...............
1st - lots of love
2nd - life time friendship
3rd - free stay in my heart .
So , hurry up offer valid till i 'm alive.

* *
A Good Advice:
When u Get Attracted to a Girl
U will Realize what is Love
When That Girl Starts Avoiding u
U will Realize What is Life......
* *

* Mujhe Sulane ki khatir jb rat Aati h
Me So nhi pata Rat khud so jati h
Puchne pr Dil S ye Awaz aati h
Aaj to unhe Yad krle Rat to Roz Aati h

* In A 100 Meter Race,It Was Announced
1


2


3


Start.


All Started Running Except Santa.


Coach:Y R U Still Waiting?


Santa:My No Is 4!

* Chemist: Is Dawai Se Thik Na Ho 2 Ye Parchi Lekar Fir Aana.
Grahak: Kyo?
Chmst: Mai Ek Baar Fir Doctor Ki Likhai Padhne Ki Koshish Karunga..

* Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 baje Shuru Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?

Kid: Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hai

* *
Lovely quote said by a True friend:
.
"Hurt me
Tease me
Make me Cry...
.
But
.
At the end
Give me ur shoulder on which i can Cry..!!"
* *

* Cute reply given by a boy wen askd wat type of gal he wants 2Luv:
"She shud b dat kind of a gal who makes me Luv my name jus coz she says it."
* *

* Dub Jati he kstiya jb Ate h tufan
Yade reh Jti h bichad Jte h insan
Yad Rkhoge to bahut karib paoge
Bhul jaoge to dhunte reh jaoge...

* *
Mera Nasib Mit Gaya Mere Hatho Se
Ban Ke Ansu Jhalak Gya Meri Ankho Se
Lo Ap hi Batao Kaise Bhul Jau Unko
Jo Dur Hi Nahi Gaye Meri Saanso Se
* *

* God: My 1 Minute is ur 1000 Years!
Santa : Great
God:My 1 Rs is Your 1 Crore.
Santa: pls give me Rs1
God:ok Pls wait one minute.

* Santa:-Rat ko asman me udta huye Aeroplane ki aawaz Q nahi aati ?

Banta:-Q ki rat ko Aeroplane SILENT mode par rahata hai

* Snta:hum yahan ni rhaega hmra paisa wapis kro, Itna chota kamra or 1 stul, tm hmein janwar smjhta h
Watr:sir kamray may to chalian ye Lift h

* Aaj mausam itna khushgawar ho gaya, khatam sabka intizar ho gaya,
kuch is tarah barsi kaali ghataye, Jaise badal ko zami se Pyar ho gaya.

* MUNNABHAI ko Ladki hui
CIRKIT: Bhai ab sare Mohalle ka Ladka
Ispar line marega

MUNNABHAI- Tu Fikar mat kar re
Apun iska Naam
'DIDI'
Rakhega

* Memories behave in a crazy way...They leave you alone when you are in a crowd But when you are alone they stand around you like a crowd
*

* Is Friendship Day Pe Mujhy Aap Kya Dena Chahaty Hain. Ek Number chooze karein.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10
Soch lo. Jo nmbr select karoge wo dena hi padega
rply must

* 1.Ap k Ghr Treat
2.Red roses
3.Hug
4.EK Movie 5.ur choice
6.Ice cream
7.Frndshi band
8. Lunch
9.Kiss
10.Choclates

* CAREERPLUS:
#Hold regular morale-boosting meetings, especially if work is full of deadlines & stress. These meetings support the staff.

* Gr8 attitude:
Santa 1 ladki ko propose karta h
"i luv u"
girl- "ek thapad marungi khichke"
santa-




"MUKKA NI KHAYEGI PHIR"

* Har kisi par itna AITBAR mat karo
kisi ki chahat me dil bekrar mat karo
ya to hausla rakho dard sahane ka
ya fir kisi se pyaar mat karo

* santa bv k saath film dek rha tha.film me jaj nekaha
adalt 2 din bad faisla sunaygi

santa ne tv band kr dya or bv se kaha 2din bad dekhege