* Pyar karna koi gunah nhi hota
Pyar se pvitr koi jazbat nhi
Pyar ka rista is liye chupana padta hai
Kyoki sacha pyar logo se bardast nhi hota

- - (why parents hate love)

Rich Man: 2day, I hav14 Cars,18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses.
What do u hav?

Poor Man: I have a boy, whose Girl Friend is ur Daughter!

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The most emotional sentence by a friend:

The longest distance in dis universe is




not from north to south...













nor from east to west.....













its wen i stand in front of u





n



u IGNORE me..:-C:-((
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* HairCare:
For coarse, curly, dry or damaged hair, go straight for the creamy shampoos & for fine, oily or limp hair, opt for clear shampoos.

* CHUTKULE- Log kahte hai khuda ne tumhe fursat se banaya hoga...thik hi kahte hai altu- faltu kam fursat me hi hote hai.

* UPDESH: "Daru pine se jindgi ki problem solve nhi hote."; . . . EXPERT COMMENT: "problem to dudh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti"! Cheers !!!

* Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samzo Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samzo Kyu darte ho AAP gam ke tufano se Gam ko lahre aur khudko SAMANDAR samzo

* CAREERPLUS:
Demonstrate your competence on every occasion. Look for positive responses to any criticisms

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Excellent Lines From Dr. Abdul kalam :
What is Success?


In Simple Words..

When your "SiGNATURE" Changes To "AUTOGRAPH" Thats The Real Success....!!!!!
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* Doctor: tuhaadi patni sirf 5 ghante di mehmaan hai SANTA: Ji! koi gal nai Doctor Sahib! jithe 25 saal nikal gaye othe 5 ghante hor sai.

* GOLU Sasural Gya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
GOLE-khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga

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kitne pyar se maine brush bheja h, ab ise dekho mat, aaj to daant saaf kar Lena plz...

Good Morning....!! shub prabat...

* CAREERPLUS:
Be co-operative, eager, willing & prepared to pitch in to make a project succeed.

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Nice lines :-
Very tough but very true..

"Hurt me with the truth but never comfort me
with a lie....@ Happy evening........!
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* ATM me1 sardar dusre sardar k piche khada hass raha tha?
S1 :Ha,Ha,maine tera password dekha.
S2: kya h?
S1: 4 stars (****)
S2: Ha,Ha,galat 1212 hai..! @

* Samza Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko

Dard Duniya Ne Bin Soche Hi De Diya

Seh Gaye Jo Hum Agar Dard Ko Chupke Se

To Fir Humko Patthar Dil Keh Diya.

* HairCare:
Excessive use of hair spray may lead to damaged hair & dandruff. In fact it even makes ur lungs hard. Hence always use it in a well ventilated room

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CAREERPLUS:
Uninformed absenteeism and late remarks at work are treated as warning signs of carelessness. Avoid such indiscipline.

* Dard Se Bazar Bhari Padi Hai
Wo Chiz Na Lo Jo Andar Se Jali PDi Hai
Wafa Ki Talash Chhod De Nadan
Ye Duniya Bewafai Se Bhari Padi Hai
G Nght

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Ye flag 15aug tak hr kisi k inbox me hona chahiye.
apka farz hai.
Jai Hind

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Mirza galib farmate he ki-
Ishq karne se pahele ishq ka anjam dekh lo, Agar Fir b samajh me na aaye to film GAJNI YA TERE NAAM dekh lo
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* Happy shivratri... Om nahey shivaye..
@=-=-=-=-=-@
)) *Good* ))
// Morning //
// have a //
// * Nice *//
(( *Day* ((
@=-=-=-=-=-@-

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Value of relation'
is not that how much you feel happy with some one..

But it is that

how much some one feels ALONE without you.
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(Modified by me)

Value of relation'
is not that how much you feel happy with some one..

But it is that

how much some one feels HAPPY with you.
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* Doctor Pagal se: "Tum Pagal Q huey"?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha is liye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui.
isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale kya mujhe b Pagal kerega.

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Woh Rootha Rootha sa Lgta Hai, Koi Trkeeb Toh Btao Manane Ki,
Mai Zindagi Girvi Rakh Sakta Hu, Woh Kimat Toh Bataye Muskurane Ki............
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* Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
"Pavitra aur saccha"

Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiyan aapni sandal utar leti hai..

* CAREERPLUS:
Remember that making work fun, does not mean undue shortcuts. Establish what is required of the job, and meet the needs with precision.

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Koi Wada Nahi Fir B Aitbaar Tha
AapSe Door The To Dil Bahut Beqrar Tha
ApKe Chehre Ki Muskurahat Bata Rahi H
Apko Mere Hi SmS Ka Intzaar Tha

* Bhikari-ae bhai 1Rs dede 3 din se bhukha hu Santa-3 din se bhukha hai to 1Rs ka kya karega?
Bhikhari- Wajan tolunga kitna GHAT GAYA HAi

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(Most excellent)

Pati-Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Bv-Jo tum kaho.

Pati-Dal chawal banao.
Bv-Abi kal hi to khaye the.

Pati-To Sabji bana lo.
Bv-Bachche nai khate.

Pati-Fir Qeema.
Bv-Muje elergy h

Pati-Parathe?
Bv-Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?

Pati-Kadhi?
Bv-Dahi nai h

Pati-Fir kya banogi?

Bv-Jo tum kaho..
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Ek serdar ne puri zindegi socta reha.socha reha. socha reha or socte soche mer geya ki ager meri behan ke do bhai to mera ek kese?
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* Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai.


Tujhse naraj nahi jindgi Hairan hu mai

Koi naya msg nahi ban rha Bahut Pareshan hu mai
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* Hume To Aap Jaise Log Maar Gaye
Lagta Hai Saare SMS Bekaar Gaye
Kabhi Haare Nahi The Hum Kisise Par
Aapki Kanjusi Se Hum Haar Gaye