* Aj ka Lover to his G/F
Yun mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam







Branded T-shirt h, phat gyi toh bahut pitegi maa kasam

* polic:aap 180 Ki speed se kyu ja rahe ho Aadmi:Tum logo ne hi to side wale board pe likha h: YAD RAKHE GHR PE KOI AP KR INTIZR KR RHA H.

* Subah Sham Thari Ghani Yaad Aave Hai,
Sari Rat Mane Jagave Hai,Karne Ko To Karlu Call Tanne,
Par Customer Care Ki Va Chori Bar Bar Balance Low Batave hai..

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Patni-Shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete the, pr ab nahi dete
Q?
Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne k baad use dana dalte dekha hai
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* Dil Jb bilkul tut Jte h to apko yad krte h
Apna samaj kr diLki hr bat krte h
Nadan samaj k maf krna
Jb anjane me kbhi apko paresan krte hai.

* HairCare:
Nature Tip: Egg is an excellent conditioner & will really make your hair shine. Mix the egg with curd and/or banana and apply once a week before wash

* 2day is frndshp ratings day, gv me ratin in 1-10. Send dis msg 2 ur frnds if u gt bck 5 sms thn 4wd me d totl Ill tel u da surprise rply mst m w8ng

* Ldke ne slim si ldki ke pass sms bheja;-)

Chehra tera khas nhi..

Haddiyo m teri maas nhi..

Pyar kya tjhse khak kre..

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi......:-P:-

* Santa to Rickshawala: Are O bhai khali ho kya.


Rickshawala: Ha bilkul khali hu..

Santa: chalo Fir


Tash khelte hai.

* .@@, ,@@.
@ Frnds @
@. Day .@
"@,,@"
Pass this 'HEART'
to All ur FRIENDS,including me.
If 3 Come Back, U'll Get A Big Surprise on FRIENDSHIP DAY

* Ye msg un ko send kro jinki frndshp zindagi bhar Aapko chahiye
Maine to kr diya
"U R nyc frnd for my entire lyf"
I'll never never forget U.
I Promise u.
Gn. . ?

* DuR Ho Ya Pas Ho

Aap HmaRe Lie Khas Ho

Kehte Hai Dosti Sbse Bda Rista Hai

PR Hmare Lie to Dosti Ka Mtlb Hi Aap Ho !!

.+" "I" "+.
". wish ."
"+.U.+"

%""""HEPPY"""%
%"FRIENDSHIP"%
%"""""DAY"""""%

,;*"*;,;*"*;,
*;, Vj ,;*
"*;,;*"

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Truly beautiful quote-
it doesnt matter if you dont have a lover.

Sometimes great stories continue by just being friends...
>HaPpY FrIeNdShIpS dAy..<

* (my self made)

Cute answer by your friend VJ
I wish to God for a Friend.
God- who is friend?
Me- Who is frenk with me, that is friend of me. . . . .


God- (Edit your name and )send it to your friends, me also.
Who will send you back {without any excuse of balance}, that one is your real friend.

Dosto god ne kha h, galat nahi ho sakta.

* I m N-K propose u 4 a lyftym frndsip.
Wid full dedication.
No complaints,
no Demandss.
Wt say..?
Hapy frndship day in adv.. plZ reply
do u accept my frndsip..

* Sweet frnd...
.+" "I" "+.
". wish ."
"+.U.+"
%""HAPPY""%
%"FRIENDSHIP"%
%"""DAY"""%

* Girl-Agar mai mar jau to tum kya karoge?
BoY-Mai bhi mar jaunga
GiRL-Q?
BoY-Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi b jaan le Leti Hai
Happy Friendship Day

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Judai Har Pal Mehsus Nahi Hoti, Kash Wo Itni Majbur Na Hoti
Waqt Bana Deta Hai Sbko Bewafa, Warna Mohabbat Itni Mashur Nahi Hoti............
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* "ॐ भूर्भुवःस्वः तत्सवितुरवर्येण्यँ भर्गो देवस्य धीमहि धियोयोनः प्रचोदयात ॐ" Padho aur sabko bhejo,aise msg bar bar nahi likhe jate...

* "Airtel care" "121"
"Bsnl Care" "123"
"Idea Care" "12345"
"Vodafone Care" "111"
"Reliance Care" "*333"

"Friend'ship Care"
a"**********" any time any help.

* Cute answer by your friend Naveen-
I wish to God for a Friend.
God- who is friend?
Me- Who is frenk with me, that is friend of me. . . . .


God- (Edit your name and )send it to your friends, me also.
Who will send you back {without any excuse of balance}, that one is your real friend.

Dosto god ne kha h galat nahi hoga.
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* CAREERPLUS:
Reputation Matters! Make a name for yourself by attending lectures, delivering speeches.

* 1 Army man plane se jump karte huye bola- Jai Kali Maa

Kali maa prakat hokar boli - Kali hogi teri maa

mai to FAIR & LOVELY lagati hu

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True Love cannot be expressed n words, It can be expressed only through possessiveness & anger ven You get close to others...!!
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* Wo aankhon me ashq lie baithe h,hum b unke pyr me pgl hue baithe h,hm to jaan dene ko bhi tayyar h,mgr vo kisi ki jaan bne baithe h.

* Janwaro k party me chuha 4 peg lga k btha tha .
Billi- aj party na hoti to ma tjhe kha jati .
Chuha- ja chali ja nahi to log kahenge k pee k aurat peet di .

* Gareebi kya hai?
Jab ek Ladki 2 Rs. me KISS dene k liye taiyaar ho...?
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Aur
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Aur
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Aapke paas sirf 1 Rs ho..?

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(Self edited, last line added)

Lyf Bcomes exciting wen eyes start luking at sum1 silently.
Bt Lyf bcomes more xciting wen dat sum1 start reading those eyes silenty......
But lyfe becoms so serious when we dont understand that thatone(someone) starts reading silently.

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* Na Banana Ashiyana Sapno Ka
Kanch Ka Hoga Toot Jayega
Dil Ko Dard To Hoga Hi
Zakhm Ka Nishan Bhi Chhut Jayega.................

* Koi Wada Na Kar Koi Irada Na kar
Khwahishen Taqdeer Se Zyada Na Kar
Ye Degi Utna Jitna Likh Diya Khuda Ne
Is Taqdeer Se Ummeed Zyada Na Kar.

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal k liye
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal k liye
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki 1 pal k liye
Jab dil me ho aap hrpal k liy

* Koi apko Jab Pagal Kahe
To.To Dukhi Mat Hona
Afsos Mat Karna
Rona Bhi Nhi
Darna Bhi Mat
Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Sochna.
Use Pata kaise chala?

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Pyar karna koi gunah nhi hota
Pyar se pvitr koi jazbat nhi
Pyar ka rista is liye chupana padta hai
Kyoki sacha pyar logo se bardast nhi hota
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