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Ponds:
Most spots / pimples are infections caused by germs trapped in d skin. Cleanse your skin using facewash 2-3 times a day for clean & soft skin

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CAREERPLUS:
*Do not reveal confidential details of your previous employer, it reflects betrayal and distrust in your character.

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FATHER :1 jamana ta jb me 10 Rs.me kirana,sabji, Dudh or Nasta le ata ta
SON:ab esa possible ni h papa Q-ki sb jagha CCTV Camera lge hote h.
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lets check ur attitude..
select any double number: "00,11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99 rpy me soon

Ans.-

00-sexy
11-comedy
22-kanjus
33-smart
44-naughty
55-adjustable
66-carng
77-romantic
88-sentimntal
99-perfect
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Lalu JI Ek Mahina BUSH Se English Seekh kar Aaye,

Ek Din Phone Aaya.

Lalu Bole-Who Is Speaking

Jawab Aya

Sasura Hum Bol Raha Hu BUSHVA..
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teacher-Do u know why Indian girls put DUPATTA on their suit?
Deva-kyunki
Bharatiya
parampra
me
khane peene ki chezo ko dhak k rakna chahye!

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",",",", ',' ,','
,',('.')>,'
,'_/ \_'

Wow!
Happy rain to all.
Njoy monsoon :-)

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Kya mausam aaya hai
hr taraf pani hi pani laya h
1 jadu sa chaaya h
tum ghar se bahar mat niklna
wrna log khenge barsat hui nhi
aur MENDAK nikl aya hai.

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It will cost 38 trillion dollars to create Oxygen for 6 months for all human beings on earth-
But "TREES DO IT FOR FREE"-
SO SAVE TREES- :-)
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GREAT LINES: "If We Both Xchange 1 Rupee,We Both have 1 Rupee only.
But,If We Xchange 1 Gud Thought, We both hav 2 Good Thoughts"

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Teacher : galti hone pe maafi mangne wale ko kya kehte h?
Studnt : smjhdar..

Teachr : or galti na hone pe maafi mangne wale ko kya kehte h?
Studnt : boyfrnd :P

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A vry bad nws 4 youth india
Do u knw
ki bhrat me pralay ane wala h
Date of pralay is
02-08-2012
bcz is din rakhi & friendship day ek hi din h

SO bys b Creful
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Chahat Ka Junun Kuch Aisa Tha,Din Akele Rat Tnha Kat Di Maine,Jivan Ki BhagDaud Me Muzko Mila Hi Kya,Pane Ki Umid Me Zindgi Kat Di Maine..

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CAREERPLUS:
#Managing a team? Keep your team members in the loop while finalising targets. It goes a long way in meeting deadlinees.

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Friends:
By being frank in life, I may make a
lot of Enemies..
But at least I am sure that I wont
make Fake Friends!

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•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.
♥ Gud Morning ♥,
•Hv a nc day •
.. •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•,.•♥

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Jo Hamesha
Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko

HANS MUKH

Kehte Hain.

Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko

HUSBAND

kehte Hain.
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Hum Yaha Baith kr
Koi BUS Ya TRAIN ki wait nhi kr rahe.
Aap K SMS Ka Intezar Kar Rahe Hain..!

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Teacher: "dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka"
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....
Student: sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka !!..

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Hi sweetu ! 2day is sweetheart day! Send dis 2 all ur valued friends, includin me IF i M.. If 3 cum back, u"ll marry ur love...! 'HAPPYSWEET HEART DAY"....

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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
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The Audience see a Joker as a Joker. But the Joker Sees himself as a performer. No matter what others think, its ur life. Go on with Confidence..
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Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nahi Hai.
Santa:Hai
Frog:Nahi Hai
S:Hai
Frog:Nahi Hai Jumps Into Well
Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi.

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Dil Hua Zakhmi Magar Kisiko Khabar Nhi
Meri Chahto Ka Us P Koi Asar Nhi
Ho K Juda TumSe Koi Mar Jyega
Sun K Usne Kaha Ye Koi Badi Khabar Nhi

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N Koi Meri Manzil H
N Kinara
Tnhai Meri Mehfil or Yade Mera Sahara
Unse Bichad Kr Kuch U Waqt Guzara
Kbhi Zindgi Ko Tarse
Khbi Mot Ko Pukara

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Sehwag 99 Run Par Pahunch K Out Ho Gya


Sehwag 99 Run Par Pahunch K Out Ho Gya




DAYA.. Gaadi Start Karo Finger Prints Match Ho

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Our Life Is Long Time..!
We Meet For Short Time..!
But..!
You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..!
My Sweet Friends..!
I'm Missing U Dis time
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STREE:
is ur concept of looking good? Is it being slim or wearing expensive clothes or dressing up.

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Friends:
A very nice Thought

"The world's happiest friends never have the same nature.
They just have the best understanding of their differences !

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HairCare:
Use blow dryers wid 1200-1500 watts power for dry and damaged hair. While thick & wavy are advised to be dried with 1875 watts blow dryers

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CAREERPLUS:
Healthy Competition. Respect the qualities and skills of other employees. You can compete with them to inculcate a positive impetus.

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A.C Ka muqabla cooler kr nai skta

wah wah

A.C ka mukabla coolr kr nai skta

Ja Simrn Ja is ladke se Jyda pyr tuje koi kr nahi sakta !

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Defination of love:-
I can always take care of myself....






But still, I want 2 meet de person who can prove 2 me that I can't...:-)

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Dil Krta He Zindgi Unhe De Du
Zindgi Ki Sari Khusiya Unhe De Du
De De Agr Wo Mujhe Bhrosa Apne Sath Ka To
Yakin Mano Apni Sanse B Unhe De Du.....

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DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)

SACHIN Replied
"I never sent anybody-"

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aeDilruba Me Janta Hu Tu Yahi Kahi He
Wah Wah

aeDilruba Me Janta Hu Tu Yaha Kahi He

Ullu Banaya Ullu Yaro,
Ye CID Wala PJ Nhi

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Ponds:
Heavy make-up & new styles like fringes may look good but they might cause pimples too. Use facewash regularly.

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Zindgi Me kuch N