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Waqt Par Aadat na Badli toh wo Zarurat-E--Life ban jati h


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Agar Time pr Girlfrnd na badli toh wo Kambakht WIFE ban jati h .......
Gud mrng..
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Thought of the day
"see the clock only
when u hv no work,
Don't see the clock
when u r working,
Clock is a lock 4
success".
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Hamne tumhe apna samjh kaleja cheer dikha diya...Tumhari niyat hi kuch aur thi tumne khanjar chala diya...

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"Beautiful words said by a Boyfrd to his Grlfrd:


"D next Girl i will Ever Love on dis Earth will be our Daughter.
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When you pray for others, God listen to you and blesses them. And sometimes when you are safe and happy remember that someone has prayed for you.!its true!!
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Boy-"Dear, look into my eyes,
what do you see?
Tell me quickly!"
Girl-"TRUE LOVE"
Boy-"oye!True love wali,
kachara gaya hai,jaldi phunk mar.-

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Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched offΩ!
STUDENT said :¿ya.it¿s my CALLER TUNE¿
Principal shockΩ!
Student rocks.-

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness.....ha ha.

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

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Ye Mosham bhi kitna pyara he,

Karti Hwaye kuch Eshara he,

Zra Smjo inke jazbat ko,

Ye kehti he kisi ne tumhe dil se pukara he..

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OYE Mamu flim me kaam kroge?
Roll sirf itna h k 1 ladki apko 1 kamre me le jaige.
Or




or








or

apko
goli mar degi

film ka naam h , "kutte ki mot"

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Kavita Ho Ya Kalakrati
Pustak Ho Ya Natak
Har Kalakar Apna Hi Naam Dete He

Par MA Jaisa Koi Nhi

Santan Ko Janam Dekar Naam Pita Ka Dete He

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Teacher: what is the difference between orange & apple?

Sardar: the colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple...->

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Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->

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AAJ MUJHE PTA CHAL HI GYA K 2012 ME PRALAY KAISE AYEGA









2-8-2012 KO






FRNDSHIP DAY & RAKHI EK HI DIN H

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Girl: Ladka kaisa h.?

pandit-ladka achha h, Engineering kiya h, dikhne me FILM ka HERO lagta h.!

Girl: konsi film ka hero.?
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"Peepli live".

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Hu mai doctor jaha
Meri wife hai nurse waha
Aisa julm shaina pad raha hai
Mujhe wife ko sister khaina pad raha hai.

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"A true well wisher is the one who talks about ur weaknesses in front of u and talks about ur strength in front of others"...gd mrng
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Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi
Santa:Hamari saadi ki.

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After Death Santa goes to Heaven..

God - "Bol kya chahiye?"

Santa - "Mujhe soni kuddi dila do"

God - "Dila dunga,, Agar tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF.. Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA..
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR,,
Bol tera naam kya hai..??"

Santa - "Mohammad Santa Singh Gupta"

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Women always try
to impress man
by wearing
beautiful dresses!
Unfortunately
men r impressed
only
wen they r
removed... ;-> :-

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Ponds:
A slightly heavier cream that moisturizes & tightens ur wrinkles is required at night. For youthful glowing skin, use a Overnight repair cream

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This is power full ganapati... Happy ganesh chaturthi....
Ganpati bappa moria.., mangal murth moria...

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G-give u
A-alwz
N-new
E-energy
S-spirit &
H-hapiness in ur life
Wish u all a happy GANESH CHATHURTI GudMrng.