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Mahabharat Me Likha Gaya Tha Ki Kalyug Me 2 Dost Honge Jisme Se 1 Daani Aur 1 Papi Hoga . Daani Sms Krega Aur Papi Pad K Muskuraiga..... Hass Papi Hass....

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Its a .::;:',::;:.
Beutiful""""v/"""
Morning ,,,) (,, ,,

Sun is
Up,.
Birds r
Singing,.
ur Cell is beeping with my msg to say..
G00D M0RNING..:)

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A sardar was making omlet,when he brok egg,the egg was empty. frusted sardar said-ghor kalyug ab murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai.

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1 colge Stdnt ki mom: suno g hmara ldka bahut paise udane lga h,
jha b chupati hu khoj leta h.
kya kru?
Dad:sale ki book me chupa do 1 sal tk dhund nhi paega

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1 oF d Best ATTiTude QuoTE: "I mAY nEvEr be gOOd enough for some1 buT i'lL AlwAys be d best for dem who DEsErvE me."...
DATS ME:-) !!

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D way v cam 2 Knw each other,
D way v 1st Spke
D Way v Relate 2day is Amazing

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Love Tips:
If U Keep Sweet Thoughts About Ur Mate in Mind;
They Will Be Reflected in Ur Body Language Also.
morning .. Enjy the cool breeze

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Wenever i gave value to a person,
they alws ''cheated'' & ''broke my heart''...
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And now if i don't give dem imprtnce,
they call it "Attitude..."
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"Beautiful words said by a Boyfrd to his Grlfrd:


"D next Girl i will Ever Love on dis Earth will be our Daughter.

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Tantrik apne ek Bhakt se--"Beta tumhare Ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.
Bhakt- "Baba, main thappad maar dunga, jo meri BIWI ke bare me kuch kaha to.

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Ponds:
Skin that has wrinkles, dark circles and age spots need a re-surfacing day cream will be the little extra care that is needed.