*
Gujarish hamari wo maan na sake
Majburi hamari wo jaan na sake
Kehte hai marne k baad b yaad rakhenge
Jeete ji jo hame pehchan na sake..
*
Pani se tasveer kaha banti Hai,
khwabo se takdir kaha banti Hai,
kisi se dosti karo to sachche dil se..
Q ki ye zindgi phir kahan milti Hai.
*
Khule Jo Lab To DUA de Tumko,
Har Roz Nayi Zindgi Khuda De Tumko,
Agar ek Khushi Ki Arzu Karo Tum,
Khuda Khushio Ka Jaha de Tumko.
GUD mrg
*
CAREERPLUS:
#CV: Keep ur e-mail ID formal- combination of 1st & last name, ideally.
*
Zarurat Ke Mutabik Jiyo
Khwahishon Ke Mutabik Nahin,
Zarurat Fakeer Ki Bhi Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Khwahish Badshahon Ki Bhi Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai.
*
CAREERPLUS:
CV: Keep ur e-mail ID formal- combination of 1st & last name, ideally.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
*
Zindgi Me kuch Na Pa Sake To Kya Gum Hai,Tere Jaisa Dost Paya ye Kya kam Hai,1 Choti si Jagah Payi Hai JoTere Dil Me,woh Jagah kya Kisi "TAJ MAHAL" Se Kam hai.
*
Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata. pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata, pyar me WAFA mili to thik warna BEWAFAO pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata
*
Friends:
Dost ek sahil hai tufano k liye
Dost ek aaina hai armano k liye
Dost ek mehfil hai anjano k liye
Dostii ek khawahish hai aapko pane k liye
*
Ponds:
To unclog pores, use a light, pH balanced cleanser. Not only will this help ur skin get rid of dirt & grime but also will knock of dead cells
*
Friends:
Best Lines:
"By being frank in life, u may get lot of enemies..!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But surely, Not fake friends...!"
* * *
Friends:
Two thoughts decide ur attitude in life
1)What u think of urself when u have nothing
2)What u think of othrs when u have evrything
* * *
*
Friends:
There is only one success
- to be able to spend your life in your own way.
*
Friends:
Trust yourself.
You know more than you think you do.
*
Aaj k golden words- kisi b insan ki khushi ki "WAJAH" bano, khushi ka "HISSA" nahi. aur kisi bhi insan k dukh ka "HISSA" bano, dukh ki "WAJAH" nhi. GUD NGT
*
Boy n girl walkng in d park
Boy-Can i hold ur hand
Grl-y? Do u think i wud run away
B-No jst wana c hw it feels wlkng in
Haven wth n Angel Myside??
*
I mis my frd bcz they open their ans sheet during paper and say"le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga" apna hmwrk kr k copy dete or kehte"kal hmwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dnge" cafe men break k waqt apni plate mjhe dete hue kehte"le kha apne paise qabar men le jana" jb larai hoti to dusra dsk pe bethte or gaate"dost dost na rha pyr pyr na rha" last day ankhon men nami or honto pe sawal "tu mjhe bhul to nhi jayga na?
Send dis to all ur friends for whom u care & u dont want to lose dem evr in life....:-)
*
Shayri by boyz
Arz kiya hai-
Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,
Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,
Lekin in hasino ko kaun bchayega hm KAMINO Se....:-)
*
Jo dost hamesha sath rahe wo sacha h ji
Jo musibato me kam aye wo achha h ji
Kabhi kabi hamse bhi ho jati h nadaniya
Q ki,
DIL TO BACCHA H JI.....
*
Once a Friend asked other frnd:
'What wud u do if I cheat u'
The Other frnd rplied
'Trusting u is my decision n proving me right or wrong is ur choice.gd mrng
*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
*
---<---<@
Flowers r soft
dont Touch them
with hard hands..
Similarly,
Feelings r like flowers
do not Touch them with harsh words...
*
Ponds:
Similarly a mild toner is better at soothing your skin, making it look clean and bright as compared to a stronger one.
* * *
D Bst relatnshp is not d 1 which is free frm problems n misundstg.
Its d one where 1 sorry & a simle cn mke evrythng perfect a sweet As Bfore...
* * *
*
Mai apko satata rhunga
Mrte dum tk
msg krta rhunga,
jis din msg nhi aya smajh lena
Agle din karunga,
busy hu kambkhato!
Mara nhi hu main
Zindgi Me kuch Na Pa Sake To Kya Gum Hai,Tere Jaisa Dost Paya ye Kya kam Hai,1 Choti si Jagah Payi Hai JoTere Dil Me,woh Jagah kya Kisi "TAJ MAHAL" Se Kam hai.
*
Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata. pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata, pyar me WAFA mili to thik warna BEWAFAO pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata
*
Friends:
Dost ek sahil hai tufano k liye
Dost ek aaina hai armano k liye
Dost ek mehfil hai anjano k liye
Dostii ek khawahish hai aapko pane k liye
*
Ponds:
To unclog pores, use a light, pH balanced cleanser. Not only will this help ur skin get rid of dirt & grime but also will knock of dead cells
*
Friends:
Best Lines:
"By being frank in life, u may get lot of enemies..!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But surely, Not fake friends...!"
* * *
Friends:
Two thoughts decide ur attitude in life
1)What u think of urself when u have nothing
2)What u think of othrs when u have evrything
* * *
*
Friends:
There is only one success
- to be able to spend your life in your own way.
*
Friends:
Trust yourself.
You know more than you think you do.
*
Aaj k golden words- kisi b insan ki khushi ki "WAJAH" bano, khushi ka "HISSA" nahi. aur kisi bhi insan k dukh ka "HISSA" bano, dukh ki "WAJAH" nhi. GUD NGT
*
Boy n girl walkng in d park
Boy-Can i hold ur hand
Grl-y? Do u think i wud run away
B-No jst wana c hw it feels wlkng in
Haven wth n Angel Myside??
*
I mis my frd bcz they open their ans sheet during paper and say"le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga" apna hmwrk kr k copy dete or kehte"kal hmwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dnge" cafe men break k waqt apni plate mjhe dete hue kehte"le kha apne paise qabar men le jana" jb larai hoti to dusra dsk pe bethte or gaate"dost dost na rha pyr pyr na rha" last day ankhon men nami or honto pe sawal "tu mjhe bhul to nhi jayga na?
Send dis to all ur friends for whom u care & u dont want to lose dem evr in life....:-)
*
Shayri by boyz
Arz kiya hai-
Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,
Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,
Lekin in hasino ko kaun bchayega hm KAMINO Se....:-)
*
Jo dost hamesha sath rahe wo sacha h ji
Jo musibato me kam aye wo achha h ji
Kabhi kabi hamse bhi ho jati h nadaniya
Q ki,
DIL TO BACCHA H JI.....
*
Once a Friend asked other frnd:
'What wud u do if I cheat u'
The Other frnd rplied
'Trusting u is my decision n proving me right or wrong is ur choice.gd mrng
*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
*
---<---<@
Flowers r soft
dont Touch them
with hard hands..
Similarly,
Feelings r like flowers
do not Touch them with harsh words...
*
Ponds:
Similarly a mild toner is better at soothing your skin, making it look clean and bright as compared to a stronger one.
* * *
D Bst relatnshp is not d 1 which is free frm problems n misundstg.
Its d one where 1 sorry & a simle cn mke evrythng perfect a sweet As Bfore...
* * *
*
Mai apko satata rhunga
Mrte dum tk
msg krta rhunga,
jis din msg nhi aya smajh lena
Agle din karunga,
busy hu kambkhato!
Mara nhi hu main
*
Ponds:
Most spots / pimples are infections caused by germs trapped in d skin. Cleanse your skin using facewash 2-3 times a day for clean & soft skin
*
CAREERPLUS:
*Do not reveal confidential details of your previous employer, it reflects betrayal and distrust in your character.
* *
FATHER :1 jamana ta jb me 10 Rs.me kirana,sabji, Dudh or Nasta le ata ta
SON:ab esa possible ni h papa Q-ki sb jagha CCTV Camera lge hote h.
*
* * *
lets check ur attitude..
select any double number: "00,11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99 rpy me soon
Ans.-
00-sexy
11-comedy
22-kanjus
33-smart
44-naughty
55-adjustable
66-carng
77-romantic
88-sentimntal
99-perfect
* * *
*
Lalu JI Ek Mahina BUSH Se English Seekh kar Aaye,
Ek Din Phone Aaya.
Lalu Bole-Who Is Speaking
Jawab Aya
Sasura Hum Bol Raha Hu BUSHVA..
*
*
teacher-Do u know why Indian girls put DUPATTA on their suit?
Deva-kyunki
Bharatiya
parampra
me
khane peene ki chezo ko dhak k rakna chahye!
*
",",",",",",","
",",",", ',' ,','
,',('.')>,'
,'_/ \_'
Wow!
Happy rain to all.
Njoy monsoon :-)
*
Kya mausam aaya hai
hr taraf pani hi pani laya h
1 jadu sa chaaya h
tum ghar se bahar mat niklna
wrna log khenge barsat hui nhi
aur MENDAK nikl aya hai.
* *
It will cost 38 trillion dollars to create Oxygen for 6 months for all human beings on earth-
But "TREES DO IT FOR FREE"-
SO SAVE TREES- :-)
* *
*
GREAT LINES: "If We Both Xchange 1 Rupee,We Both have 1 Rupee only.
But,If We Xchange 1 Gud Thought, We both hav 2 Good Thoughts"
*
Teacher : galti hone pe maafi mangne wale ko kya kehte h?
Studnt : smjhdar..
Teachr : or galti na hone pe maafi mangne wale ko kya kehte h?
Studnt : boyfrnd :P
* *
A vry bad nws 4 youth india
Do u knw
ki bhrat me pralay ane wala h
Date of pralay is
02-08-2012
bcz is din rakhi & friendship day ek hi din h
SO bys b Creful
* *
*
Chahat Ka Junun Kuch Aisa Tha,Din Akele Rat Tnha Kat Di Maine,Jivan Ki BhagDaud Me Muzko Mila Hi Kya,Pane Ki Umid Me Zindgi Kat Di Maine..
*
CAREERPLUS:
#Managing a team? Keep your team members in the loop while finalising targets. It goes a long way in meeting deadlinees.
*
Friends:
By being frank in life, I may make a
lot of Enemies..
But at least I am sure that I wont
make Fake Friends!
*
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.
♥ Gud Morning ♥,
•Hv a nc day •
.. •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•,.•♥
* *
Jo Hamesha
Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko
HANS MUKH
Kehte Hain.
Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
HUSBAND
kehte Hain.
* *
*
('.')
_/| |_
[]"""<''<"""[]
Hum Yaha Baith kr
Koi BUS Ya TRAIN ki wait nhi kr rahe.
Aap K SMS Ka Intezar Kar Rahe Hain..!
*
Teacher: "dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka"
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....
Student: sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka !!..
*
Hi sweetu ! 2day is sweetheart day! Send dis 2 all ur valued friends, includin me IF i M.. If 3 cum back, u"ll marry ur love...! 'HAPPYSWEET HEART DAY"....
* * *
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
* * *
* * *
The Audience see a Joker as a Joker. But the Joker Sees himself as a performer. No matter what others think, its ur life. Go on with Confidence..
* * *
*
Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nahi Hai.
Santa:Hai
Frog:Nahi Hai
S:Hai
Frog:Nahi Hai Jumps Into Well
Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi.
*
Dil Hua Zakhmi Magar Kisiko Khabar Nhi
Meri Chahto Ka Us P Koi Asar Nhi
Ho K Juda TumSe Koi Mar Jyega
Sun K Usne Kaha Ye Koi Badi Khabar Nhi
*
N Koi Meri Manzil H
N Kinara
Tnhai Meri Mehfil or Yade Mera Sahara
Unse Bichad Kr Kuch U Waqt Guzara
Kbhi Zindgi Ko Tarse
Khbi Mot Ko Pukara
*
Sehwag 99 Run Par Pahunch K Out Ho Gya
Sehwag 99 Run Par Pahunch K Out Ho Gya
DAYA.. Gaadi Start Karo Finger Prints Match Ho
*
Our Life Is Long Time..!
We Meet For Short Time..!
But..!
You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..!
My Sweet Friends..!
I'm Missing U Dis time
*
*
STREE:
is ur concept of looking good? Is it being slim or wearing expensive clothes or dressing up.
*
Friends:
A very nice Thought
"The world's happiest friends never have the same nature.
They just have the best understanding of their differences !
*
HairCare:
Use blow dryers wid 1200-1500 watts power for dry and damaged hair. While thick & wavy are advised to be dried with 1875 watts blow dryers
*
CAREERPLUS:
Healthy Competition. Respect the qualities and skills of other employees. You can compete with them to inculcate a positive impetus.
*
A.C Ka muqabla cooler kr nai skta
wah wah
A.C ka mukabla coolr kr nai skta
Ja Simrn Ja is ladke se Jyda pyr tuje koi kr nahi sakta !
*
Defination of love:-
I can always take care of myself....
But still, I want 2 meet de person who can prove 2 me that I can't...:-)
*
Dil Krta He Zindgi Unhe De Du
Zindgi Ki Sari Khusiya Unhe De Du
De De Agr Wo Mujhe Bhrosa Apne Sath Ka To
Yakin Mano Apni Sanse B Unhe De Du.....
* * *
Send UNLIMITED 160 charctr FREE sms
- GROUP sms
- SMS reminder
- Latest HOT videos
- Big sms JOKES collection
All this fun for FREE!
visit www.fullonsms.com
* *
*
DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)
SACHIN Replied
"I never sent anybody-"
*
aeDilruba Me Janta Hu Tu Yahi Kahi He
Wah Wah
aeDilruba Me Janta Hu Tu Yaha Kahi He
Ullu Banaya Ullu Yaro,
Ye CID Wala PJ Nhi
*
Ponds:
Heavy make-up & new styles like fringes may look good but they might cause pimples too. Use facewash regularly.
*
Zindgi Me kuch N
Ponds:
Most spots / pimples are infections caused by germs trapped in d skin. Cleanse your skin using facewash 2-3 times a day for clean & soft skin
*
CAREERPLUS:
*Do not reveal confidential details of your previous employer, it reflects betrayal and distrust in your character.
* *
FATHER :1 jamana ta jb me 10 Rs.me kirana,sabji, Dudh or Nasta le ata ta
SON:ab esa possible ni h papa Q-ki sb jagha CCTV Camera lge hote h.
*
* * *
lets check ur attitude..
select any double number: "00,11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99 rpy me soon
Ans.-
00-sexy
11-comedy
22-kanjus
33-smart
44-naughty
55-adjustable
66-carng
77-romantic
88-sentimntal
99-perfect
* * *
*
Lalu JI Ek Mahina BUSH Se English Seekh kar Aaye,
Ek Din Phone Aaya.
Lalu Bole-Who Is Speaking
Jawab Aya
Sasura Hum Bol Raha Hu BUSHVA..
*
*
teacher-Do u know why Indian girls put DUPATTA on their suit?
Deva-kyunki
Bharatiya
parampra
me
khane peene ki chezo ko dhak k rakna chahye!
*
",",",",",",","
",",",", ',' ,','
,',('.')>,'
,'_/ \_'
Wow!
Happy rain to all.
Njoy monsoon :-)
*
Kya mausam aaya hai
hr taraf pani hi pani laya h
1 jadu sa chaaya h
tum ghar se bahar mat niklna
wrna log khenge barsat hui nhi
aur MENDAK nikl aya hai.
* *
It will cost 38 trillion dollars to create Oxygen for 6 months for all human beings on earth-
But "TREES DO IT FOR FREE"-
SO SAVE TREES- :-)
* *
*
GREAT LINES: "If We Both Xchange 1 Rupee,We Both have 1 Rupee only.
But,If We Xchange 1 Gud Thought, We both hav 2 Good Thoughts"
*
Teacher : galti hone pe maafi mangne wale ko kya kehte h?
Studnt : smjhdar..
Teachr : or galti na hone pe maafi mangne wale ko kya kehte h?
Studnt : boyfrnd :P
* *
A vry bad nws 4 youth india
Do u knw
ki bhrat me pralay ane wala h
Date of pralay is
02-08-2012
bcz is din rakhi & friendship day ek hi din h
SO bys b Creful
* *
*
Chahat Ka Junun Kuch Aisa Tha,Din Akele Rat Tnha Kat Di Maine,Jivan Ki BhagDaud Me Muzko Mila Hi Kya,Pane Ki Umid Me Zindgi Kat Di Maine..
*
CAREERPLUS:
#Managing a team? Keep your team members in the loop while finalising targets. It goes a long way in meeting deadlinees.
*
Friends:
By being frank in life, I may make a
lot of Enemies..
But at least I am sure that I wont
make Fake Friends!
*
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.
♥ Gud Morning ♥,
•Hv a nc day •
.. •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•,.•♥
* *
Jo Hamesha
Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko
HANS MUKH
Kehte Hain.
Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
HUSBAND
kehte Hain.
* *
*
('.')
_/| |_
[]"""<''<"""[]
Hum Yaha Baith kr
Koi BUS Ya TRAIN ki wait nhi kr rahe.
Aap K SMS Ka Intezar Kar Rahe Hain..!
*
Teacher: "dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka"
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....
Student: sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka !!..
*
Hi sweetu ! 2day is sweetheart day! Send dis 2 all ur valued friends, includin me IF i M.. If 3 cum back, u"ll marry ur love...! 'HAPPYSWEET HEART DAY"....
* * *
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
* * *
* * *
The Audience see a Joker as a Joker. But the Joker Sees himself as a performer. No matter what others think, its ur life. Go on with Confidence..
* * *
*
Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nahi Hai.
Santa:Hai
Frog:Nahi Hai
S:Hai
Frog:Nahi Hai Jumps Into Well
Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi.
*
Dil Hua Zakhmi Magar Kisiko Khabar Nhi
Meri Chahto Ka Us P Koi Asar Nhi
Ho K Juda TumSe Koi Mar Jyega
Sun K Usne Kaha Ye Koi Badi Khabar Nhi
*
N Koi Meri Manzil H
N Kinara
Tnhai Meri Mehfil or Yade Mera Sahara
Unse Bichad Kr Kuch U Waqt Guzara
Kbhi Zindgi Ko Tarse
Khbi Mot Ko Pukara
*
Sehwag 99 Run Par Pahunch K Out Ho Gya
Sehwag 99 Run Par Pahunch K Out Ho Gya
DAYA.. Gaadi Start Karo Finger Prints Match Ho
*
Our Life Is Long Time..!
We Meet For Short Time..!
But..!
You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..!
My Sweet Friends..!
I'm Missing U Dis time
*
*
STREE:
is ur concept of looking good? Is it being slim or wearing expensive clothes or dressing up.
*
Friends:
A very nice Thought
"The world's happiest friends never have the same nature.
They just have the best understanding of their differences !
*
HairCare:
Use blow dryers wid 1200-1500 watts power for dry and damaged hair. While thick & wavy are advised to be dried with 1875 watts blow dryers
*
CAREERPLUS:
Healthy Competition. Respect the qualities and skills of other employees. You can compete with them to inculcate a positive impetus.
*
A.C Ka muqabla cooler kr nai skta
wah wah
A.C ka mukabla coolr kr nai skta
Ja Simrn Ja is ladke se Jyda pyr tuje koi kr nahi sakta !
*
Defination of love:-
I can always take care of myself....
But still, I want 2 meet de person who can prove 2 me that I can't...:-)
*
Dil Krta He Zindgi Unhe De Du
Zindgi Ki Sari Khusiya Unhe De Du
De De Agr Wo Mujhe Bhrosa Apne Sath Ka To
Yakin Mano Apni Sanse B Unhe De Du.....
* * *
Send UNLIMITED 160 charctr FREE sms
- GROUP sms
- SMS reminder
- Latest HOT videos
- Big sms JOKES collection
All this fun for FREE!
visit www.fullonsms.com
* *
*
DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)
SACHIN Replied
"I never sent anybody-"
*
aeDilruba Me Janta Hu Tu Yahi Kahi He
Wah Wah
aeDilruba Me Janta Hu Tu Yaha Kahi He
Ullu Banaya Ullu Yaro,
Ye CID Wala PJ Nhi
*
Ponds:
Heavy make-up & new styles like fringes may look good but they might cause pimples too. Use facewash regularly.
*
Zindgi Me kuch N
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
*
Rahne de aasma, zamin ki talash kar,sab kuch yahi hai,na kahi aur talash kar,Har arzu puri ho to jine ka kya maza, jine ke liye bas ek kami ki talash kar.
*
My frnd.Apne mobile ko facewsh laga kr gram pani se dhokar use kumkum or chawal laga ke mandir me chada do.Q ki msg to aap krte nhi puja he kar lena. gm;-)
* *
(Most heait touching)
*
A girl tuk new idea sim & called hr lvr bt due 2 netwrk problm, cal went 2 othr boy.Dey fel in lov & got married MORAL:an Idea cn chnge ur luvr!
*
Santa: Yaar,teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai... Banta: kahan yaar, na to yeh dharti me samaati hai or na hi ise koi utha k le jata hai..
*
Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye saath nahi, yun to zindagi ek safar si ban gayi hai, par vo safar hi kya jiss mein aapka saath nahi.
*
Life itself cant giv u luv unless u realy wish fr it.life jst giv u space & time.its up to u to fil it wid rit choice......!so value those who value u.....!
*
Gumki Halat me muskurana badi baat hai
thokar khakar dil Lagana badi bat hai
inkar kiya ho har bar jisne
har bar us Hi ko chahna bdi bat hai
*
Chand B Apse Jalta Hoga
Jb Kabi Wo Apki Hnsi Ko dekhta Hoga
Kitni Pyari jhel C Ankhe Hai Apki
BadNaseb H Wo Ansu jo Apki Ankh Se Girta Hoga
*
Papa-aj tk tune aisa koi kam nhi kiya jisse mera sir uncha hua ho
Beta-mene ek bar aapke sir k neeche 2 takiye lagaye to the.
*
FaQir:5 Rupe Ka Sawal
Hai Baba
Santa: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal Batao Mujhe
5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat Zaroort
Hai.
aur life line kitni he?
* *
DilLagi Thi Use HumSe Mohbat Kab Thi
Mehfil-e-Gair Se UnKo Fursat Kab Thi
Hum The Mohbat Me Lut Jane K QabiL
Us K Wado Me Wo Haqiqat Kb Thi.
* *
*
HairCare:
2-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner is good for normal hair. But for oily hair, conditioner is not required. For dry hair, separate conditioning is advised
*
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazrose,
To hum MADHOSH ho gae.
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazre hi tedi h,
To BEHOSH ho gae.
*
History of INDIA:
1903: India's first, five star hotel "Taj" in Mumbai
1912: India's capital, changed from Kolkata to Delhi
1914: Chennai's first theatre "Gaity"
1947: India celebrated freedom
1967: Madras province name changed as "Tamilnadu"
IN 1985
The Brilliant, Fantastic, Caring,
Innocent, smart, Nice,
Sweet,Cute boy "VIJAY_KHOKHAR" was born!!!
Ab edit kr k India ki history mat bigaad dena...!!
Rahne de aasma, zamin ki talash kar,sab kuch yahi hai,na kahi aur talash kar,Har arzu puri ho to jine ka kya maza, jine ke liye bas ek kami ki talash kar.
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My frnd.Apne mobile ko facewsh laga kr gram pani se dhokar use kumkum or chawal laga ke mandir me chada do.Q ki msg to aap krte nhi puja he kar lena. gm;-)
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(Most heait touching)
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A girl tuk new idea sim & called hr lvr bt due 2 netwrk problm, cal went 2 othr boy.Dey fel in lov & got married MORAL:an Idea cn chnge ur luvr!
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Santa: Yaar,teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai... Banta: kahan yaar, na to yeh dharti me samaati hai or na hi ise koi utha k le jata hai..
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Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye saath nahi, yun to zindagi ek safar si ban gayi hai, par vo safar hi kya jiss mein aapka saath nahi.
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Life itself cant giv u luv unless u realy wish fr it.life jst giv u space & time.its up to u to fil it wid rit choice......!so value those who value u.....!
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Gumki Halat me muskurana badi baat hai
thokar khakar dil Lagana badi bat hai
inkar kiya ho har bar jisne
har bar us Hi ko chahna bdi bat hai
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Chand B Apse Jalta Hoga
Jb Kabi Wo Apki Hnsi Ko dekhta Hoga
Kitni Pyari jhel C Ankhe Hai Apki
BadNaseb H Wo Ansu jo Apki Ankh Se Girta Hoga
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Papa-aj tk tune aisa koi kam nhi kiya jisse mera sir uncha hua ho
Beta-mene ek bar aapke sir k neeche 2 takiye lagaye to the.
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FaQir:5 Rupe Ka Sawal
Hai Baba
Santa: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal Batao Mujhe
5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat Zaroort
Hai.
aur life line kitni he?
* *
DilLagi Thi Use HumSe Mohbat Kab Thi
Mehfil-e-Gair Se UnKo Fursat Kab Thi
Hum The Mohbat Me Lut Jane K QabiL
Us K Wado Me Wo Haqiqat Kb Thi.
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HairCare:
2-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner is good for normal hair. But for oily hair, conditioner is not required. For dry hair, separate conditioning is advised
*
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazrose,
To hum MADHOSH ho gae.
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazre hi tedi h,
To BEHOSH ho gae.
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History of INDIA:
1903: India's first, five star hotel "Taj" in Mumbai
1912: India's capital, changed from Kolkata to Delhi
1914: Chennai's first theatre "Gaity"
1947: India celebrated freedom
1967: Madras province name changed as "Tamilnadu"
IN 1985
The Brilliant, Fantastic, Caring,
Innocent, smart, Nice,
Sweet,Cute boy "VIJAY_KHOKHAR" was born!!!
Ab edit kr k India ki history mat bigaad dena...!!
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Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
*
Tairna h to smandar mein tairo
nadi naalo me kya rakha h?
Pyar krna h to WATAN se karo
In bewafa ladko me kya rakha h
Happy Independence Day
*
Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
Pavitar aur saccha
Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai.
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Dedicated 2 all Grlfrnds
Me or Meri Tanhayi aksar ye Baate krte h
Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum hoti to waisa hota
Aur Agar Tum n hoti to paisa.
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..-._.--.
'-. . :'
_-' I '-.__"'. __
~ LOVE ,,^, .-'
'-: MY ; ;-'
! INDIA
', :
"-"
Gud mrng ji.....
HAPPY 63rd INDEPENDENCE Day.,...
*
Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
Pavitar aur saccha
Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai.
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Sari duniya ki muskaan tere pass hai, ye zameen aur asmaan tere pass hai, gum na karna ki tujhe yaad nahi karte, kyun ki e dost meri to jaan hi tere pass hai.
*
Pakistan ko sharafat sikha denge,Hindustan ki takat dikha denge,
sun le e mushrf vatan humse panga mat lena VARNA "kashmir" me to kya "LAHORE" me bhi *TIRANGA* lehra denge......
Jai Hind.....
A very greatful "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"......
*
Jitni Zarurat thi utni shidat s chaha usne
U mujko apni zrurat s chaha usne
mohbt hi mohbt me meri JAAN le li
Kesi Ajeeb mohbat se chaha usne
*
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Apne raste par chalo! Apni psnd se pyar karo! Apne andaz me baat karo! Jo dil kahe wo hi karo! Fir dekhna 1 din dunya kahegi? KAMINAA kisi ki nhi sunta!
*
Khuda ne hume secrtry banaya hota,apne sath mndir msjid me bthaya hota,
suna karte har KISI k dil ki baat,aur humne khuda se apki har bat ko manwaya hota...!
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Pyar Or Barish Dono Ekse Hote H,Wo Hmesha Yadgar Hote H.Fark Sirf Itna H Barish 7 Rehkar Tan Ko Bhigoti H,Or Pyar Dur Rehkar Ankho Ko Bhigota H
gud nun
* *
Ques:wot is marriage? ans:for unmarried its like alpenlible.. Jee lalchaye raha na jaaye.... And for married.... Its like chloromint.... Dobara mt puchnaa.
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Poem on dost,
oye mere dost,
andhere k ghost,
double ande k toast,
bujhe hue lamp k post,
murgi k rost,
flop show k host,
i miss u most,
oye mere dost.
*
Ek Sardar Bal Khol K Plain Me Safar Kar Raha Tha.Santa K Bagal Me Bethe Angrez Ne Usko Dekh K Santa Se Pucha:Who Is She?
Santa Replied: She Is The He Of Punjab..
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DiL Lagana Agar Hota Aasaan
To Na Hote Yu Aashiq Pareshan
Sirf DiL Hi Nhi Luta Ishq Me Yaro
Loot Jaate He Roti,Kapda Aur Makaan
*
Vj
Yu raat ko na jago,So liya kro
Aankho k aansu na roko,ro liya kro
Hair style to bahut accha bana lete ho
kbi MUH v dho liya kro
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CAREERPLUS:
Ignore inconvenience during an interview. Do not bother about waiting too much in the lobby or filling up lengthy job application forms.
*
SANTA-Me aaj Lakhpati hu,to sirf meri wife ki mahrbani se
Banta-to pahle tum kya the?
Santa-Carodpati
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Zindgi Se U Chale He ilzam Lekar
Bahut Ji Chuke Uska Naam Lekar
Akele Baate Karnge Wo In Sitaro Se
Jb Hm Chale Jaynge Unhe Sara Aasman Dekar
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Kisi Ke Pas Ane Me Waqt Lagta H
Kisi Ko Apna Banane Me Wqt Lagta H
Jab Manga Hmne Apko Khuda Se To
Usne Kaha Anmol Chez Pane Me Waqt Lagta H
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* *
Uski gali se mra janaja nkla
wo na nkle jinke liye jnaja nikla
uska ghar aya to mere dost ct bjane lge
rkh k mera jnaja kmine usko ptane lge
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*
Banta-teri dukan pe mitthai h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta
santa- krta to bahut h pr papa marenge isliye chat kr rakh deta hu
*
Aasman Se Gir Raha Hai Rain
Wah Wah
Aasman Se Gir Rha Hai Rain
Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain
Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain
jai
*
Sweet morning to sweet frnds.. Good moring to every body.. Frnds should respect.. That caring frnd is called good frnd.. good morning.
*
DiL Me Hai Jo DarD Vo DarD KiSe BaTaE, HasTe HuE Ye ZaKhM KiSe DiKhAe, KeHti Hai Ye DuNiYa MuJe KhushNasib, MaGaR Is NasiB Ki DasTaN KiS Ko SuNaE..
*
Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna
Qki
Ye ati he HEER ki trah,
Lagti he KHEER ki trah
Chubhti he TEER ki trah
Aur
Bheek mangwati he FAKEER ki trah :(
*
Arz kia hai...
Saamp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Saamp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Good Afternoon, Good Afternoon!
1 more:
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Prati Litre...
Take dis 1 :
Bahar Ane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Bahar Ane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gyi...
2010 special, dont cry:
AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana...
1 last :
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala"...
Chalo yeh last ,
control emotions :
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai, Dil Mein "Naa" Hain,
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai, Dil Mein "Naa" Hain,
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai"
Gud mrng
*
*
**ZINDGI****
ek**
****raat hai..
Jis me***
***na jane***
kitne khwaab hai,
***Jo mil gya
wo APNA hai
Jo tut gya wo
***S
***A
****P
*****N
******A
hai!
* *
*
Vj
Yu Raat Ko N Jago, So Liya kro
Yu Ankho Me Aansu Na Roko Ro Liya Kro
Hair Style To Bahut Accha Bna Lete Ho
Kbhi MuH B To Dho Liya Kro
*
The most emotional sentence by a friend:
The longest distance in dis universe is
not from north to south...
nor from east to west.....
its wen i stand in front of u
n
u IGNORE me..:-C:-((gud mrng
* * * * *
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
*
Tairna h to smandar mein tairo
nadi naalo me kya rakha h?
Pyar krna h to WATAN se karo
In bewafa ladko me kya rakha h
Happy Independence Day
*
Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
Pavitar aur saccha
Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai.
*
Dedicated 2 all Grlfrnds
Me or Meri Tanhayi aksar ye Baate krte h
Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum hoti to waisa hota
Aur Agar Tum n hoti to paisa.
*
..-._.--.
'-. . :'
_-' I '-.__"'. __
~ LOVE ,,^, .-'
'-: MY ; ;-'
! INDIA
', :
"-"
Gud mrng ji.....
HAPPY 63rd INDEPENDENCE Day.,...
*
Ladkon ka DIL mandir ki tarah hota hai
Pavitar aur saccha
Isliye to jab ladke I Love U kehte hai to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai.
*
Sari duniya ki muskaan tere pass hai, ye zameen aur asmaan tere pass hai, gum na karna ki tujhe yaad nahi karte, kyun ki e dost meri to jaan hi tere pass hai.
*
Pakistan ko sharafat sikha denge,Hindustan ki takat dikha denge,
sun le e mushrf vatan humse panga mat lena VARNA "kashmir" me to kya "LAHORE" me bhi *TIRANGA* lehra denge......
Jai Hind.....
A very greatful "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"......
*
Jitni Zarurat thi utni shidat s chaha usne
U mujko apni zrurat s chaha usne
mohbt hi mohbt me meri JAAN le li
Kesi Ajeeb mohbat se chaha usne
*
*
Apne raste par chalo! Apni psnd se pyar karo! Apne andaz me baat karo! Jo dil kahe wo hi karo! Fir dekhna 1 din dunya kahegi? KAMINAA kisi ki nhi sunta!
*
Khuda ne hume secrtry banaya hota,apne sath mndir msjid me bthaya hota,
suna karte har KISI k dil ki baat,aur humne khuda se apki har bat ko manwaya hota...!
*
Pyar Or Barish Dono Ekse Hote H,Wo Hmesha Yadgar Hote H.Fark Sirf Itna H Barish 7 Rehkar Tan Ko Bhigoti H,Or Pyar Dur Rehkar Ankho Ko Bhigota H
gud nun
* *
Ques:wot is marriage? ans:for unmarried its like alpenlible.. Jee lalchaye raha na jaaye.... And for married.... Its like chloromint.... Dobara mt puchnaa.
* *
*
Poem on dost,
oye mere dost,
andhere k ghost,
double ande k toast,
bujhe hue lamp k post,
murgi k rost,
flop show k host,
i miss u most,
oye mere dost.
*
Ek Sardar Bal Khol K Plain Me Safar Kar Raha Tha.Santa K Bagal Me Bethe Angrez Ne Usko Dekh K Santa Se Pucha:Who Is She?
Santa Replied: She Is The He Of Punjab..
*
DiL Lagana Agar Hota Aasaan
To Na Hote Yu Aashiq Pareshan
Sirf DiL Hi Nhi Luta Ishq Me Yaro
Loot Jaate He Roti,Kapda Aur Makaan
*
Vj
Yu raat ko na jago,So liya kro
Aankho k aansu na roko,ro liya kro
Hair style to bahut accha bana lete ho
kbi MUH v dho liya kro
*
CAREERPLUS:
Ignore inconvenience during an interview. Do not bother about waiting too much in the lobby or filling up lengthy job application forms.
*
SANTA-Me aaj Lakhpati hu,to sirf meri wife ki mahrbani se
Banta-to pahle tum kya the?
Santa-Carodpati
*
Zindgi Se U Chale He ilzam Lekar
Bahut Ji Chuke Uska Naam Lekar
Akele Baate Karnge Wo In Sitaro Se
Jb Hm Chale Jaynge Unhe Sara Aasman Dekar
* *
Kisi Ke Pas Ane Me Waqt Lagta H
Kisi Ko Apna Banane Me Wqt Lagta H
Jab Manga Hmne Apko Khuda Se To
Usne Kaha Anmol Chez Pane Me Waqt Lagta H
* *
* *
Uski gali se mra janaja nkla
wo na nkle jinke liye jnaja nikla
uska ghar aya to mere dost ct bjane lge
rkh k mera jnaja kmine usko ptane lge
* *
*
Banta-teri dukan pe mitthai h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta
santa- krta to bahut h pr papa marenge isliye chat kr rakh deta hu
*
Aasman Se Gir Raha Hai Rain
Wah Wah
Aasman Se Gir Rha Hai Rain
Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain
Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain
jai
*
Sweet morning to sweet frnds.. Good moring to every body.. Frnds should respect.. That caring frnd is called good frnd.. good morning.
*
DiL Me Hai Jo DarD Vo DarD KiSe BaTaE, HasTe HuE Ye ZaKhM KiSe DiKhAe, KeHti Hai Ye DuNiYa MuJe KhushNasib, MaGaR Is NasiB Ki DasTaN KiS Ko SuNaE..
*
Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna
Qki
Ye ati he HEER ki trah,
Lagti he KHEER ki trah
Chubhti he TEER ki trah
Aur
Bheek mangwati he FAKEER ki trah :(
*
Arz kia hai...
Saamp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Saamp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Good Afternoon, Good Afternoon!
1 more:
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Prati Litre...
Take dis 1 :
Bahar Ane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Bahar Ane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gyi...
2010 special, dont cry:
AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana...
1 last :
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala"...
Chalo yeh last ,
control emotions :
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai, Dil Mein "Naa" Hain,
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai, Dil Mein "Naa" Hain,
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai"
Gud mrng
*
*
**ZINDGI****
ek**
****raat hai..
Jis me***
***na jane***
kitne khwaab hai,
***Jo mil gya
wo APNA hai
Jo tut gya wo
***S
***A
****P
*****N
******A
hai!
* *
*
Vj
Yu Raat Ko N Jago, So Liya kro
Yu Ankho Me Aansu Na Roko Ro Liya Kro
Hair Style To Bahut Accha Bna Lete Ho
Kbhi MuH B To Dho Liya Kro
*
The most emotional sentence by a friend:
The longest distance in dis universe is
not from north to south...
nor from east to west.....
its wen i stand in front of u
n
u IGNORE me..:-C:-((gud mrng
* * * * *
*
Roye wo is kadar unki laash se lipat kar,
Ki
Ki
Ki
Laash khud uthkar boli.
Le tu hi mar jaa saale,Main fir kvi marjaunga.
*
CAREERPLUS:
INTERVIEW: Attempt to make your overall interaction reflect optimism.
*
HairCare:
A homemade hairspray is always healthier and easy to prepare as well. If u want to know the recipe,
*
Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi dosti ka wada,
.
.
.. Jaisey ..
12 rupee ka Wheel Detergent,
Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada
*
Sukoon MILTA hai jab unse baat hoti hai, Hazar RAATON me wo 1 raat hoti hai, NIGAH utha ke jab WO dekhte hai meri taraf, Wo ek NIGAH meri puri KAYNAAT hoti hai.
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CAREERPLUS:
INTERVIEW: Attempt to make your overall interaction reflect optimism.
*
Mat Banana Riste Ish Jaha Me
Bahut Muskil Unhe Nibana Hoga
Har Ek Rista Ek Naya Gam Dega
Ek Tarf Bebas Tum
Aur Ek Taraf Hasta Zamana Hoga...
*
,+""-., ,.-""+,
G(~_~)(~_~)D
\MORNING/
""-.,?,.-""
Have A cool DaY with cool SmiLE
On Ur CutE fAce.
G( '.' )( '.' )D
MORNING......
*
Dost 1 aisa 'Chor'
hota h jo
Ankho se aANSU
Chehre se PRESHANI
Dil se MAYUSI
Zindgi se DUKH
Aur hatho ki lkiro se MAUT
Tk chura leta h
*
Roke Rukte Nahi Teri Yaado Ke Saye
Bata Meri Yado Ko Tune Bhulaya Kaise
Dil Manta Nahi Tum Praye Ho Gaye
Mai Ajnabi Hu Ye Yakin Dilaya Kaise
*
Roke Rukte Nahi Teri Yaado Ke Saye
Bata Meri Yado Ko Tune Bhulaya Kaise
Dil Manta Nahi Tum Praye Ho Gaye
Mai Ajnabi Hu Ye Yakin Dilaya Kaise
*
My life means a lot to me...
Not bcoz i love my life,
but becoz i love d people in my life..
D world sayz,they are called frnz..
I call them my World.
HpY tEeJ.
*
Roke Rukte Nahi Teri Yaado Ke Saye
Bata Meri Yado Ko Tune Bhulaya Kaise
Dil Manta Nahi Tum Praye Ho Gaye
Mai Ajnabi Hu Ye Yakin Dilaya Kaise
*
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*
*
*
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ye 7 lucky Stars 7 best frnds ko bhejo.Muje b bhejna agar me hu. Agr apko 4msg wapis aye to apko apki sbse pyari chiz 100% milegi
* *
Ae KALAM jra RUK-RUK k CHAL,
kya GAZAB ka MUKAAM aaya hai,
thodi der thehr ja use drd na ho.
teri nok k neeche,MERE Dost ka NAAM aaya hai
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*
Ek Din Tujhse Roothkar Dekhna hai, Tere Manaane ka Andaz Dekhna hai,
Abhi Do Pal hi Saath chale hain, Kab Tak Saath Chaloge Yeh Dekhna hai..
*
Santa double deckar bus me upar jakar
baitha
Jaise hi bus chali
wo bhagkar niche aa
gaya.
Condctr-Niche Q aye
Santa-Oye upar driver nhi hai.
*
Koi tumhe bhul jaye to kya karoge, sari yade mit jaye to kya karoge,kisiko chodne se phele ye soch lena, ki koi tumhe chod jaye to kya karoge..,.
* *
Ma Silence dsnt mean dat m gone.
Ma quietnes dsnt mean dat m dead.
Bt deep in ma hrt,smwhr n ol d tym u r alwazz remembrd,,,cared n missd alot..!!
*
Few
Relations
In
Earth
Never
Die...,
want to knw wat it is?
Read again
(F)few
(R)relations
(I)in
(E)earth
(N)never
(D)die
*
*
Mahabharat me likha gaya tha ki. kalyug me 2 dost honge. jisme se ek daani or ek paapi hoga. Daani sms karega or paapi padkar muskurayega. Has lo paapi:-))
* Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkka K Liye
*
Aaj Mohbt Se Yaro Mulakat Ho Gai
Meri DilKi Bato me Wo Kuch Esi Kho Gai
Jab Pucha Myne K Ati Hai Yad Mri?
To Khamosh Hokr Mri Baho Me So gai
*
Santa sabzi lene gaya
Sabziwala sabzi par pani maar raha tha
Kaafi der ho gayi to santa bola:"Agar sabzi ko HOSH aa gaya ho to 1 kilo dedo."
*
Yu Raat Ko N Jago, So Liya kro
Yu Ankho Me Aansu Na Roko Ro Liya Kro
Hair Style To Bahut Accha Bna Lete Ho
Kbhi MuH B To Dho Liya Kro
* *
Pretty nice thought: "Most of d fights btwn d frnds r not due to problems, its because one cares toooo much and other cares more than that..."
gud mrng nd tc cr:-):-)
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Ruthi Zindgi Ko Manana Ata H hme
Ruthe Dost Ko Hasana Aata H hme
Kya Hua Jo Na Bas Sake Hm KisiK Dil Me
Logo Ko Apne Dil Me Basana To Aata H hme..
*
Socho world agr bina GIRLS k ho jye to kya hoga
Galiyan sunsan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha Insaan
Na Jaanu
Na Jaan
Har taraf bs
"JAI HANUMAN"
*
A smile givs red color 2 ur chek
White color 2 ur teeth
Pink color 2 ur lip
Silver color 2 ur eye
So kep smiling &enjoy d colors of LIFE
*
*
HairCare:
For oily hair, use a dry shampoo or talcum powder between washings. Not only will the powder soak up oils, but it adds body as well.
*
F+Frank in mind,
R+Real in luv,
I+Ice speech,
E+Endless support,
N+Nonstop advice,
D+Deep in care,
S+Sweet in behavior,
It's da true meaning of
FRIENDS
*
Girl: Dear Whats the differnce btwn personal and secret? Boy: dear u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover That is secret...;-> j
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Bharat k nikkamo 9 din pahele frindship day tha to 25din phle advnc me wish krne lagteho or 1 din badh 15aug hai to uska kuch nahi.
HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..
* *
Insan Zindagi Bhar Wo 2 Chehre Nahi Bhool Pata,
1Wo jo Mushkil Halaat Me Sath De
2Dusra Wo Jo Aise Halat Me Sath Chhod De.
* *
*
HairCare:
For oily hair, use a dry shampoo or talcum powder between washings. Not only will the powder soak up oils, but it adds body as well.
*
Dil Ki Gehraiyo Me Rakhte He Apko Har Dum Palko Pe Bithate He Apko Dil Dhadkta Ho To Suno Gor Se Har Dhadkan Ke Sath Yad Karte He Hum Aapko.
*
HairCare:
For oily hair, use a dry shampoo or talcum powder between washings. Not only will the powder soak up oils, but it adds body as well.
*
Ye msg un ko send kro jinki frndshp zindagi bhar Aapko chahiye
Maine to kr diya
"U R nyc frnd for my entire lyf"
I'll never never forget U.
I Promise u.
Gn. . ?
Roye wo is kadar unki laash se lipat kar,
Ki
Ki
Ki
Laash khud uthkar boli.
Le tu hi mar jaa saale,Main fir kvi marjaunga.
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CAREERPLUS:
INTERVIEW: Attempt to make your overall interaction reflect optimism.
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HairCare:
A homemade hairspray is always healthier and easy to prepare as well. If u want to know the recipe,
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Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi dosti ka wada,
.
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.. Jaisey ..
12 rupee ka Wheel Detergent,
Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada
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Sukoon MILTA hai jab unse baat hoti hai, Hazar RAATON me wo 1 raat hoti hai, NIGAH utha ke jab WO dekhte hai meri taraf, Wo ek NIGAH meri puri KAYNAAT hoti hai.
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CAREERPLUS:
INTERVIEW: Attempt to make your overall interaction reflect optimism.
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Mat Banana Riste Ish Jaha Me
Bahut Muskil Unhe Nibana Hoga
Har Ek Rista Ek Naya Gam Dega
Ek Tarf Bebas Tum
Aur Ek Taraf Hasta Zamana Hoga...
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,+""-., ,.-""+,
G(~_~)(~_~)D
\MORNING/
""-.,?,.-""
Have A cool DaY with cool SmiLE
On Ur CutE fAce.
G( '.' )( '.' )D
MORNING......
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Dost 1 aisa 'Chor'
hota h jo
Ankho se aANSU
Chehre se PRESHANI
Dil se MAYUSI
Zindgi se DUKH
Aur hatho ki lkiro se MAUT
Tk chura leta h
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Roke Rukte Nahi Teri Yaado Ke Saye
Bata Meri Yado Ko Tune Bhulaya Kaise
Dil Manta Nahi Tum Praye Ho Gaye
Mai Ajnabi Hu Ye Yakin Dilaya Kaise
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Roke Rukte Nahi Teri Yaado Ke Saye
Bata Meri Yado Ko Tune Bhulaya Kaise
Dil Manta Nahi Tum Praye Ho Gaye
Mai Ajnabi Hu Ye Yakin Dilaya Kaise
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My life means a lot to me...
Not bcoz i love my life,
but becoz i love d people in my life..
D world sayz,they are called frnz..
I call them my World.
HpY tEeJ.
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Roke Rukte Nahi Teri Yaado Ke Saye
Bata Meri Yado Ko Tune Bhulaya Kaise
Dil Manta Nahi Tum Praye Ho Gaye
Mai Ajnabi Hu Ye Yakin Dilaya Kaise
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ye 7 lucky Stars 7 best frnds ko bhejo.Muje b bhejna agar me hu. Agr apko 4msg wapis aye to apko apki sbse pyari chiz 100% milegi
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Ae KALAM jra RUK-RUK k CHAL,
kya GAZAB ka MUKAAM aaya hai,
thodi der thehr ja use drd na ho.
teri nok k neeche,MERE Dost ka NAAM aaya hai
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Ek Din Tujhse Roothkar Dekhna hai, Tere Manaane ka Andaz Dekhna hai,
Abhi Do Pal hi Saath chale hain, Kab Tak Saath Chaloge Yeh Dekhna hai..
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Santa double deckar bus me upar jakar
baitha
Jaise hi bus chali
wo bhagkar niche aa
gaya.
Condctr-Niche Q aye
Santa-Oye upar driver nhi hai.
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Koi tumhe bhul jaye to kya karoge, sari yade mit jaye to kya karoge,kisiko chodne se phele ye soch lena, ki koi tumhe chod jaye to kya karoge..,.
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Ma Silence dsnt mean dat m gone.
Ma quietnes dsnt mean dat m dead.
Bt deep in ma hrt,smwhr n ol d tym u r alwazz remembrd,,,cared n missd alot..!!
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Few
Relations
In
Earth
Never
Die...,
want to knw wat it is?
Read again
(F)few
(R)relations
(I)in
(E)earth
(N)never
(D)die
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Mahabharat me likha gaya tha ki. kalyug me 2 dost honge. jisme se ek daani or ek paapi hoga. Daani sms karega or paapi padkar muskurayega. Has lo paapi:-))
* Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkka K Liye
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Aaj Mohbt Se Yaro Mulakat Ho Gai
Meri DilKi Bato me Wo Kuch Esi Kho Gai
Jab Pucha Myne K Ati Hai Yad Mri?
To Khamosh Hokr Mri Baho Me So gai
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Santa sabzi lene gaya
Sabziwala sabzi par pani maar raha tha
Kaafi der ho gayi to santa bola:"Agar sabzi ko HOSH aa gaya ho to 1 kilo dedo."
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Yu Raat Ko N Jago, So Liya kro
Yu Ankho Me Aansu Na Roko Ro Liya Kro
Hair Style To Bahut Accha Bna Lete Ho
Kbhi MuH B To Dho Liya Kro
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Pretty nice thought: "Most of d fights btwn d frnds r not due to problems, its because one cares toooo much and other cares more than that..."
gud mrng nd tc cr:-):-)
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Ruthi Zindgi Ko Manana Ata H hme
Ruthe Dost Ko Hasana Aata H hme
Kya Hua Jo Na Bas Sake Hm KisiK Dil Me
Logo Ko Apne Dil Me Basana To Aata H hme..
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Socho world agr bina GIRLS k ho jye to kya hoga
Galiyan sunsan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha Insaan
Na Jaanu
Na Jaan
Har taraf bs
"JAI HANUMAN"
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A smile givs red color 2 ur chek
White color 2 ur teeth
Pink color 2 ur lip
Silver color 2 ur eye
So kep smiling &enjoy d colors of LIFE
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HairCare:
For oily hair, use a dry shampoo or talcum powder between washings. Not only will the powder soak up oils, but it adds body as well.
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F+Frank in mind,
R+Real in luv,
I+Ice speech,
E+Endless support,
N+Nonstop advice,
D+Deep in care,
S+Sweet in behavior,
It's da true meaning of
FRIENDS
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Girl: Dear Whats the differnce btwn personal and secret? Boy: dear u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover That is secret...;-> j
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Bharat k nikkamo 9 din pahele frindship day tha to 25din phle advnc me wish krne lagteho or 1 din badh 15aug hai to uska kuch nahi.
HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..
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Insan Zindagi Bhar Wo 2 Chehre Nahi Bhool Pata,
1Wo jo Mushkil Halaat Me Sath De
2Dusra Wo Jo Aise Halat Me Sath Chhod De.
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HairCare:
For oily hair, use a dry shampoo or talcum powder between washings. Not only will the powder soak up oils, but it adds body as well.
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Dil Ki Gehraiyo Me Rakhte He Apko Har Dum Palko Pe Bithate He Apko Dil Dhadkta Ho To Suno Gor Se Har Dhadkan Ke Sath Yad Karte He Hum Aapko.
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HairCare:
For oily hair, use a dry shampoo or talcum powder between washings. Not only will the powder soak up oils, but it adds body as well.
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Ye msg un ko send kro jinki frndshp zindagi bhar Aapko chahiye
Maine to kr diya
"U R nyc frnd for my entire lyf"
I'll never never forget U.
I Promise u.
Gn. . ?
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
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Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: dekhte Ho Kya
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kya
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy:
Pehle Bhonk deti
BEWKOOF NAARi..
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A SAD LOVE STORY:
Ek student ko apnE classfellw se pyaar ho gaya.
Ladk ne use perpose kiya lekin Ladki ne inkaar kar diya aur teacher ko uski complain kar di.
Teacher ne kaafi daanta or 1 week ke liye class se nikaal diya.
Jab Ladka 1 hafte baad wapis class me gaya to Ladki ko us se pyaar ho gaya.
Ladki ne uski kitaab me likha
"I m sorry & i love u too."
Ladke ne koi response na diya.
Is tarah 4 saal guzar gye.
MORAL:
LADKe KITAAB HI NAHI KHOLTe:)
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Dil bola aankh se "Dekha karo kam, kyonki dekhte ho aap aur tadapte hain hum". Aankh boli dil se "Chaha karo kam, kyonki chahte ho aap aur rote hain hum".
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Mjburiyo Ko Hum ankho Mai Chupa Lete Hai
Hum Kaha Rote Hai, Halat Rula Dete Hai
Hum To Har Pal Yad Karte Hai Aapko,
Par Aap Yad Na Karne Ka iLjam Laga Dete hai...
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Manzil ki talash me nikle hm sbhi,
Sbki mnzil 1 ho zruri to nhi
Aise hi kisi mod pr bichd jae jo hm-tm khi,
Ye mt smjna k apke sath ki hme zrurt nhi.
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* Aap Ki Yadon SeHum Pyaar Karte Hai.Isliye Jaan Bhi Aap Per Nisar Karte Hai Waqt Mile To Kuch Likhkar Bhejna.Ek Aap Hi To Hai Jiske "SMS" Ka Hum Intzar Krte h...
* Girl's Father: Main Nahi chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi 1 kuttay k saath Guzarey. Boyfriend: Bas Uncle, isi liye to Mein Usay Aap se door le Jane Aaya hun.
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ULTIMATE MEANING OF LOVE:-
What is special in love?
Nothing special.
It has two vowels, two consonants n two fools! :-) :-)
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Thought abt lyf:
Wenever i gav precious value 2 d prsn,dey alwayz cheated & broke my heart..
N now if i don't give they call it 'attitude' ,,,,
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Wats the coolest thing about
EXAM HALL?
Its the only place where you can say to an unknown girl:->
"kuch to dikha de yar!!"
;)
chal figure hi dikha de..;-)
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Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: dekhte Ho Kya
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kya
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy:
Pehle Bhonk deti
BEWKOOF NAARi..
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A SAD LOVE STORY:
Ek student ko apnE classfellw se pyaar ho gaya.
Ladk ne use perpose kiya lekin Ladki ne inkaar kar diya aur teacher ko uski complain kar di.
Teacher ne kaafi daanta or 1 week ke liye class se nikaal diya.
Jab Ladka 1 hafte baad wapis class me gaya to Ladki ko us se pyaar ho gaya.
Ladki ne uski kitaab me likha
"I m sorry & i love u too."
Ladke ne koi response na diya.
Is tarah 4 saal guzar gye.
MORAL:
LADKe KITAAB HI NAHI KHOLTe:)
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Dil bola aankh se "Dekha karo kam, kyonki dekhte ho aap aur tadapte hain hum". Aankh boli dil se "Chaha karo kam, kyonki chahte ho aap aur rote hain hum".
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Mjburiyo Ko Hum ankho Mai Chupa Lete Hai
Hum Kaha Rote Hai, Halat Rula Dete Hai
Hum To Har Pal Yad Karte Hai Aapko,
Par Aap Yad Na Karne Ka iLjam Laga Dete hai...
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Manzil ki talash me nikle hm sbhi,
Sbki mnzil 1 ho zruri to nhi
Aise hi kisi mod pr bichd jae jo hm-tm khi,
Ye mt smjna k apke sath ki hme zrurt nhi.
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* Aap Ki Yadon SeHum Pyaar Karte Hai.Isliye Jaan Bhi Aap Per Nisar Karte Hai Waqt Mile To Kuch Likhkar Bhejna.Ek Aap Hi To Hai Jiske "SMS" Ka Hum Intzar Krte h...
* Girl's Father: Main Nahi chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi 1 kuttay k saath Guzarey. Boyfriend: Bas Uncle, isi liye to Mein Usay Aap se door le Jane Aaya hun.
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ULTIMATE MEANING OF LOVE:-
What is special in love?
Nothing special.
It has two vowels, two consonants n two fools! :-) :-)
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Thought abt lyf:
Wenever i gav precious value 2 d prsn,dey alwayz cheated & broke my heart..
N now if i don't give they call it 'attitude' ,,,,
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Wats the coolest thing about
EXAM HALL?
Its the only place where you can say to an unknown girl:->
"kuch to dikha de yar!!"
;)
chal figure hi dikha de..;-)
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