Aisa q hota hai ladko me.????????????
1.papa kahte h beta padhai karke kuch bano to bura lgta h pr yi bat gf khti to lgta h care krti h
2.Gf k liy ma-bap s jooth bolte h pr ma-bap k liy gf s q ni
3.gf s shadi keliy parnts ko chod dete h parnts k liy gf ko q ni chod dete
4.gf ko pictur dikhane k pse hote h pr sistr ko suit dilane k pse ni hote h
5.gf s roj rat me mobil s puchte h khana khaya k ni ya kitni roti khai pr kya aj tk yi bat parnts s puchi!
6.gf ki 1ksm s smoking choot jati h pr papa k bar-bar khne s b ni.
so care ur parents.
Mata_pita hi god h,mante ho to ap is sms ko faila do.

Apno ko Jab Apne Kho Dete H
Tanhaiyo Me Wo tut kar Ro Dete Hai
Kyun Palkon Par Bithate Hai Log Unhe
Jo Aksar Palkon Ko Ansuo Se Bhigo Dete H

HairCare:
Do nt keep ur hair in a tight style for a long time. This wl damage the roots
*Ask any question i will honestly answer on- www.formspring.me/naveenji *

"Nvr choose me widout undrstanding & nvr lose me bcz of misundrstandin.
I may b wrong smtym,smwhre bt nt evrytym evrywhere..!!"
gd mrng...:-(

candle in their hands but his friend had a candle which was not lightened.
He asked his friend "why your candle is not lightened?"
His friend said
Whenever i enlighten my candle . Ur tear fell on it. Plz stop cryinp yaar[^~^]
THATS FRDSHIP

Do u knw y car's windscreen is so large
&
back view mirror so small?
Because ur past isn't as important as ur future!
So look ahead &
move on........

3 Mouse were boasting abt their bravery. Mouse1:I fought wid d dogs!
M2:I ate cheese from d trap!
M3: ok guyz,m leavin.. Time to smooch d CAT !! :-*:-)

Jai_singhRathor:
Light jane ke baad Mom-Batti Jalaai hi thi
-Dost--
Kambakht
wo phoonk maar k
"Happy Birthday To You" keh gaye

The most beautiful music in the world is your own heart beat. It gives an assurance that you will survive even wen d whole world leaves u alone....:-)

This ATTITUDE Rocks..
Never HATE people who r jealous of u, iNstead luv thm.
Coz,
They r the oNes who think u r better than them...
So b the way u r......


Baharo k Aashiyane hum nhiSajate,
Baago meFool hum nhi khilate,
Hmari1psand se tut jayenge hzaro dil,
Isliye to hum koi GIRLFRIEND' nhi bnate;-)

Just a Hairline difference between liking and loving...
Liking- dont worry dear take care...
Love- dont worry dear i will take care......

Dard Hasi Me Bhi Hota Hai,
Koi Rokar Samjhaye Ye Jaruri To Nhi,
Samaj Lena Chahiye Lafzo Ka Takaza,
Koi Dil Chir K Dikhlaye Ye Jaruri To Nhi

Wishing d swtest nite to a swt natured person..
May u sleep..
N fall
From
The bed
Tonight..
den u'll Remember
Dat u
Forgt 2
Wish me
Gud nite....
Gud nyt swt drms...

Dard Hasi Me Bhi Hota Hai,
Koi Rokar Samjhaye Ye Jaruri To Nhi,
Samaj Lena Chahiye Lafzo Ka Takaza,
Koi Dil Chir K Dikhlaye Ye Jaruri To Nhi

When you are hurted by the person who is close to you, do fight with them .because this fight always saves the relation between but being quiet leaves nothing In a relation

Easy 2 get some1 who will Luv U,
Easy 2 get som1 who wil like U,
Easy 2 get sum1 who wil care U,
But rare 2 get som1 who wil understand U.

Mumkin nhi is 2sti me tumko bula pana, mumkin nhi teri 2sti ko dil se mita pana,tum 1 anmol tohfa ho 2sti ka, mumkin nhi is tohfe ki kimat bata pana...G.n.

Ultimate pj;)
Where do u c MANGOES?
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Mango tree?
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No
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Fruit shop?
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No..
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Den..?
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Jaha Jaha woman goes
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Piche Piche
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MAN GOES!!

A Beautiful Truth: Fightng wid d World is easy. U either Win or Lose..
Bt Fighting wid d 1 u luv is difficult.. If u Lose, u lose & evn if u Win, u lose..!
G.mrng..

Boy-wats ur name?
Girl-"amitabh bachchan ko dhakka mar".
Boy-abe ye kaisa naam hai?

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,
'AUR ULLU K PATTHE'!
Us admi ne pandit se sikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...
Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..
Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..
''SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA''

Seeta k vanwaas jane me bahut badi seekh hai...Seeta K Vanwaas jane me bahut badi seekh hai.. Ghar Me Agar 3-3 saas ho toh JUNGLE Hi theek hai

Meri Aatma Tumhe Humesha Satayegi.......
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Daro mat yaar,
ye to bas MATHS ka full form hai...

ds cal me & say,

" !tere bina dil nahi lagta"Thats love

What is LuV ?
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Luv is not tat u hv a gal frnd or boy frnd
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Luv is ven my mom comes to me at nyt & say
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"beta, i love you"
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Luv is when i come back frm work & papa says
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"beta,late hone wala tha to cal kar deta?"
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Luv is when my bhabhi say,
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"oye hero,ladki wadki patai ke nahi?"
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Luv is when my sis say
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"bhai,meri shadi ke baad mujse jaghda kaun karega?"
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Luv is when i m moodless & my brother says,
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"chal kahi ghumne jate hai"
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Luv is when my best frienD

Ek daku Pintu ke ghar mein ghus ayaa. Daku: Sona kahan hai, jaldi batao. Pintu: Pura ghar khali hai, jahan achha lagey so jao!

Jai_singhRathor:
SAnta KI Patni:Raat Ko Mobile Charging Me kyo laga rahe ho.Blast Ho Jayega
SANTA :- yar Tum Chen Se Soja maine Battery Nikal Di He

Boy:Tum Chinese jaisi q dikhti ho?
Girl:Mere dad Chnese the
Boy:Wo kaha hai?
Girl:Mar gye
Boy:Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha,chalta bhi kitna.

Ram yug me doodh mila,
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Krishan yug me ghee.
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Kalyug me chay(TEA) mili,
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Fook mar ke pee....
((
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c!__!
Enjoy tea.
Good Evening

Papa:Beta,
Teri Mummy Bahut
Chup-Chup
Baithi h,
Kya baat he?
Beta:
Papa
Mummy ne LIPGUARD
Manga tha
Maine
FEVIQUICK Pakda Diya.