** Judge me i will prove you wrong **

* Winning horse dnt knw y it runs.it runs bcoz da rider beats n pains it.if life is a race god is ur rider.if u r in pain den think god wants 2 u win.

* Cute story...A girl daily sent her lovr 1 rose, 1day she died.But hr lover recieved rose! Flower man said-urs lovr paid advance for ur whole life...:-(

* Mai Kisi or Ki Hu Itna Bta K Royegi
Wo Muje Mehndi Lge Hath Dikha K Royegi
Yad Krke Mere Pyar K Sunhere Pal
Wo Apni Doli Me Beth K Royegi...


* A Boy was
driving a car,
a Girl was tryin 2
overtake him
rashly . .

Boy:hey Donkey !

Girl shouts:U
monkey, pig,
buffalo, stupid . . .

Then suddenly
She met
an accident, as a
donkey was
crossing d Road.

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MORAL:Girls Never
understand
what Boys say !

* Height Of Chillness:
A Boy Entering Late in Class widout
permision & says to Mam-
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HEY SWEETIE,
CARRY ON. DONT STOP FOR ME;-)

* "Aaj Ka Vichaar"

Ladke agar ameer ban jaye to wo bigad jate hai..

Lekin

Agar ladkiya bigad jaye to wo ameer ban jati h...

* My f'ship means..
A Little heart,
That never hates.
A cute smile,
That never fades.
A smooth touch,
That never shakes.
And a strong relation,
That never breaks.

* Friends:
True friends are like upper & lower eyelids!
They meet often bcoz they miss each other.
But when they meet they don't see the world around.

* *Wt iz LOVE?*
"Its Wen u knoW dat he/she cant msg/call u
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&
evryTime d ligHt blinKs in ur mobiL,
u see wid a feeLnG dat it mi8 b his/her msg/call.."

*Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai????
Ans:4,
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi.

* Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai, aankhon ki baate khamosh hoti hain,
Koi puchhe jab DOST ka matlab, hamari ungli bas aapki or hoti hai

* Boys r tha most busy generation in the world.

1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear.1 leg on break

1 leg on accelerator.

1 ear on music

1 ear on mobile

1 eye on road

1 eye on girls.

Nose on breath

Mouth on beer botel

wat a busy schedule

fer v log kehnde munde wehle hunde ne....

* GIRL asked:-"Who is beautiful, me or moon?
Best ans given by Boy:"I don't know but when I see U, I forget the moon & when I see the moon I remeber U..(N.K)

* Actual Meaning of Morning is "More+Inning" Means 1 more inning given by God to Play n Win. So vry Gud Mrng n hav a lovly winning Day.
-:-)