Sardar airhostess ka hath pakad k bola,apki surat meri bv se milti h
airhostess ne 1 zordar thappad mara
Sardar: oye kamal h aadat b same h.

santa:jab main mar jaun to samne wali family ko zarur bulana
banta:kyun?
santa:yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat-lipat ke roti hai

1 dost dusre se:yar aaj meri GF ka B'day hai, Use kya du?
2sra:dekne me kesi hai?
1st:achi hai
2sra:To fir use mera moblie number de de..

In future Hw wil I identify ur kids in classroom?I wil jst chk who is erasing his notes whn d teacher z cleaning d board & i wil knw d LEGEND is bck....

Mörñiñg
is ä
wöñdérfül
öppörtüñity
tö wish
tö Lövé
tö Cäré
tö Smilé
Äñd tö see yöu iñ gööd mööd
Gööd Mörñiñg!
Hävé ä Lövély däy....
:-)

Kisi apne ko khona wo kya jane, bina neend k sona wo kya jane, us shaks ne to muje muskurate dekha hai, mera tanhai me rona wo kya jane.