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Ques: agar apse wo insan i love u kahe jisse aap pyar ni karte to aap uska bina dil dukhaye kya ans. doge? ....challenge 4 u ?? Solve it fast rply is must
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PATNI CHALISA.
Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani. || 1 ||
Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho. ||2||
Jis din haath me belan aawe
Uss din PATI khub chillave.||3 ||
Saare bed pe PATNI sove,
PATI baith farsh par rove.|| 4 ||
Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASI,
aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi. || 5 ||
PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave, sab sukh chhod param dukh paave...
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Aaj unko maine khafa kar diya,aisa laga jaise khud se daga kar diya,unhe kaise manau sochte rahe din raat,aaj aansuon ne bhi aane se mana kar diya...
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Ehsan nhi ehsas
hai Dosti.zindgi ke imtehan
me ek muqam hai
dosti.jaan dena koi badi bat
nhi,
muskil waqt me sath
nibhane ka naam hai dosti.
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1bar Lxmiji se ullu ruth ke bola
apki sab puja karte h meri nahi
Laxmi ji - Abse hr sal meri puja(Diwali) se 11din pehle ullu puje jaynge Tabse KARWACHOTH shuru hua..
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Bro I cleared the test of wipro
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Hi Bro.
Niku here. I am feeling proud that I faced the TR of Wipro and now I am waiting for result, I have to wait for 1 month for result- from Collage I'll get result.
Now I am going to home via Train. That was my last round after HR and Aptitude-Test.
Thanks for your wishes.
Niku.
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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe
Jab tak zindagi h, dua h hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe
Advanced Happy Diwali
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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nhi krte
BUJHDIL kabhi khulkr VAAR nhi krtE Or HUM wo hai jo"HAPPYDIWALI" kahne k liye 5 Nov. ka INTEZAR nhi krte wish u a bindas Diwali$$
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Saturday, February 19, 2011
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Aao kuch khatarnak karte h.
Chalo padhte h.
Darr ke aage jeet h.
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Arrange Marriage:-
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2,00,000 Shadi Pr.
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4,00,000 jewellary pr
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&
Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasmo Pr,
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Yani,
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,
Rs.6,50,000
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Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha
Rs.216666.6667
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1 Ghante Ka
Rs.9027.77778
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aur
1 Minute ka
Rs.150.462963
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Ufff...
Tauba Tauba. :-/
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Love Marriage::-*
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Sirf
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100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery
50 Varmaala
10 Photo k.
Total 180 Rs.
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Paisa apka
pasand apki
Faisla apka
...jago graahak jago...@
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A 1st Card 4 U
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*! + HAPPY + !*
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*! NEW YEAR !*
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IN ADV
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Hi, i am feeling fine here.
In this city it's my 1st day.
I'll leave my home town soon. Because here everything is nt sattled. I'll come back today and after 1 week i'll sattle here permanentaly.
ìll miss my days which i lived there.
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Hi, i am feeling fine here.
In this city it's my 1st day.
I'll leave my home town soon. Because here everything is nt sattled. I'll come back today and after 1 week i'll sattle here permanentaly.
ìll miss my days which i lived there.
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I have 3 gf
Sadgi/Sadachaar
Saahai/Mehnat
Ijjat
If you will cheat me it means you will loose me!
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After a long time again i am feeling Sad.
I am feeling like a life in Hell. I dont wanna live again.
I wanna sleep again for a while.
Yestarday a girl asked about her. And i replied dont talk about her, i don't wanna talk with her(i lie).
But today's morning i saw a dream- "in dream there was also not any conversation between us, but - i was sitted alone she recently come and sitted beside me and taught to me> hi, kaise ho. Me- theek hu.
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A tree does not withdraw its shade for the woodcutter. So, love and forgive the one who hurts you. May be someday the person realises your worth. Good evening friends.
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What is the most important thing in a relationship to make it a success?
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What is the most important thing in a relationship to make it a success?
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Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
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ThE wOrLd iS eMpTy whEn I miss yOu...!! wIthOuT yOu iT wOuLd bE a LifeleSs LifE tHaT I wOuLd LiVe......
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"keEping emOtions tO urseLf is aLways thE safesT apProach tO hidE the paiN, and yeT the fastesT way to die inSane"..
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kyon yaad aati hai teri , kyon palke bhig jati hai meri, jahan jahan bhi gire mere aansu, kyon tasvir ban jati hai teri
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Yu can hide d pain u feel & make Othrs beliv dat u can move On. But, u cant deny d truth dat d 1 who has hurt u is stil d 1 u'l alwys choose 2 Love! ('.')
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Life is a story written by god's own hand I dnt knw exactly how u came in d story bt i hop u'll b ther in it until god writs my last chapter..
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NEVER take advantage of the girl that gave you a second chance
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Ultimate Insult: Heavy rain
In Bus Stop many people wer waiting in queue 4 bus,
1 beggar came, colleceted money frm every1 n hired an auto n Went Home.
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True love doesn’t have a happy ending, because true love never ends. .
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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME..... OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!! lol lol lol
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Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar, Pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar, Hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar, Aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar. HAPPY DHANTERAS
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Naveen_khokhar:
Two secrets to keep relationship strong..
1) Whenever you are wrong, admit it!
&
2) Whenever you are right, just keep quiet!'
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If u succeed in tricknG sum0ne, Nvr thiNk that the pers0n is a f00l, Just knw tht its bc0z tht prsn trustd u s0 much..
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ye keh ke mere dushman mujhe haste hue chodd gaye ........ki tere apne hi kafi hai tujhe rulane ke liee....!!!!
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Dushman ko hazaar mauke do ,Ki woh tumhara dost ban jay,.Lekin dost ko ek bhi mauka mat do,Ki woh tumhara dushman ban jaye ..
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Rusi na kade menu mnana nai anda,kol beh k dardedil menu sunana nai anda,ik dosti nibhani sikhi m ta aj tak,har kisi te menu haq jtana nai anda... 4 sm1 spcl..
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Just Start To Sing As You Tackle The Things ; That Cannot Be Done And You'll Do It !!!!!!
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Dont feel bad dat ppl remembr u only wen dey need u..
Feel Privileged dat u'r lyk a candle comes 2 mind wen der is a darkness in der lyf..:-):-)
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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
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90%of pple marry one of their friends... becz frnds hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to 14 frnds in10 mins whn u read,!,
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Its true
It hurts wn we risk our heart n it ends up broken!
Bt wt hurts mor is wn we still hold on 2 sm1 evn wn v kno v r waitin 4 NOTHING!
Gud mrng...
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EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann Ho
To Apni Mout Se Pyar Krna
QKi Duniya Ka Dastur He
Jise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge.
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Je tenu bhulna hi hunda tan Ena yad na karde, Mar jande kado de je tenu pyar na karde,
Je chhadna sokha hunda tenu,Ta roz rab agge tenu paun di fariad na karde.
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What is love??-------
She sayz 'i dnt luv u'
Her eyes sayz, m crazy 4 u,
She sayz,m hapy widout u,
Her eyes sayz, m nowhr widout u,
She sayz she has many 2 tak care of her,
Her eyes sayz, no 1 cares as u do,
She sayz al her frnz r lyk me,
Her eyz sayz,bt u stnd unique amng dem,
She sayz me 2 hold sum1 els's hand
Her eys say, nvr leave me,
She sayz dont hold me,
Her eyez syz, lemme juz hold u,
She sayz u r juz a gud frn
Her eyz sayz, i cnt c u 2b ne1's bf.,
She sayz go away,
Her eyz sy,..til i fil ur hrtbt,
She sayz, dnt kis me,
Her eyz syz, dnt folw ma wordz,
She sayz wait 4 nw,
Her eyz syz, letz fal in 4 each othr,
She sayz,m cnfsd
Her eyz sy, I JUZ LUV U... Gud mrng
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D way v cam 2 Knw each other,
D way v 1st Spke
D Way v Relate 2day is Amazing
Jus felt-How unknwn Ppl bcum un4gtable frnds of our Lives....
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1. Do i find you attractive? hahah adorable(: 2. Do i want to hangout with you? always. 3. Close friends? your my brother ♥ 4. Would i date you? no comment.
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I m Proud of My Heart...u Knw Why..?? It Hs Been Played,Loved,Burned n Broken... Bt Smhw Still Wrks..<\3
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Smtimes whn i'm all Alone... I close my eyes and think of u.. & The thought of ur love warms me inside & make me smile..
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Kisi ko yaad aana or kisi ko yaad karna ye bhi apna-apna naseeb hota hai, dil usi ko yaad karta hai jo dil k bahut kareeb hota hai...
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Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar; milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ; hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar; phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar........
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kaash aasoun ke saath yaadein beh jati kaash ye khamosi sab kuch keh jati kaash kismat tumne likhi hoti to shayad meri kismat me pyar ki kami na rah jaati
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Tum kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai. Ek tute hue patte se pucho kya hoti hai judai. Yu bewafai ka ilzam na de. . . Is waqt se puch ke kis waqt teri yaad ni aai.
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2011 - Fancy Dates:
First day is :
1.1.11.
11.1.11
9.10.11
11.11.11
13.12.11
20.11.2011
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Question:kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k
mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai?
Ans: Ji han,lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.
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Band baja barat
Insan ko kisi bat ki jhijak ni honi chhaiye.
Go on.
Jab bi yaad aaye koi just study!
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Wo zeharr de kar marti to dunya ki Nazron me aa jati, Phir us ne youn kiya k Mohabbat ki or mujhe chor diya.
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Man Has Invented so many amazing things ...... Still No one in the world is able to Invent a Cure for Missing Someone......!!!!!!!
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jhuta apnapan to har koi jatata hai, wo apna hi kya jo palpal satata hai, yakin na kara har kisi par, kyuki kareb hai kitna koi ye to waqt hi batata hai........
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I may nt hv d sense hw 2 talk 2 ppl bt my mind is so pure dt thr is no intension 2 hurt sm1 n dts d reason m satisfied d way i am...! :-)
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Chaman se 1 bichdA Hua Gulaab Hu Main khud Apni Tabaahi ka jawab Hu Yu Nigaahe na ferO Mujh se Nalaayko..Main Tumhari Hi sangat me Barbaad Hu...............
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1 oF d Best ATTiTude QuoTE: "I mAY nEvEr be gOOd enough for some1 buT i'lL AlwAys be d best for dem who DEsErvE me."...
DATS ME:-) !!
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"A true well wisher is the one who talks about ur weaknesses in front of u and talks about ur strength in front of others"...gd mrng
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Main samjh gya yr teri bat bt tjhe samjh jana chahiye yr duniya apna kam hote sath chod deti h. Tu ab se kam krna band kr de sbka or ha na krna sikh le
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Beautiful quote:
"if the looser keeps his/her smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory".
Thats power of smile. "smile :-):-) forever".
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Hath zakhmi huye to kuch apni bhi khata thi, Maine Qismat ki lakiron ko mitana jo chaha...!!
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"Every1 might not b a poet at d beginning of love. But every1 surely bcomes a philosopher at d end of love.."
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A person who treated his women
As a priences, is a proof that he was born and lived in the arms of quene.
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So close
Angels of death
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"Respect those friends who find TIME for you in their busy Schedule'', But really Love those friends who NEVER SEE their Schedule when u NEED them..;-)
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Ek boond paani na nikla un aankhon se, hamare jaane ke baad... Tamaam umar jin aankhon ko hum "JHEEL" kehte rahe.!!
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You have understand the same what you had done to others when someone do the same to you.
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Chhor diya hum ne uska deedar karna, hamesha k liye... Jis ko Kabhi Mur Mur k dekhna karte they...!!
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sham ki shama me 1 taswir nazar aati hai tab in hoton se 1 baat nikal aati hai kab hogi unse ji bhar k baaten bas ye sochke har sham gujar jati hai «lol»
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Pyaar bhrosa chahta h, aor bhrosa chahta h imaandari
Muskil h pyaar, ladai h aasan or aasan h war
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Most Beautiful Thing Is To See A Person Smiling n Even More Beautiful Is Knwing Dat U R D Reason Behind It,,Be A Reason For Others To SMILE[
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LiFe is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate tha pain.............
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If u jst realize wat i hv realised...v wuld b perfect 4 each oder n vl neva find another..... ♥ ♥♥...
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real friendship is when u argue over the stupidest stuff in the world and still love each other in the end ♥ :)
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DREAM Like You'll Live FOREVER, LIVE Like You'll Die TOMORROW!!! ~ [♥]~
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"PËøplË §Åy§,"GønË î§ GønË..MøvË ÅhËÅÐ,Wø®lÐ î§ ÅwÅîtîng ƒø® Yøµ" ßµt ThËy Ðønt Knøw..î hÅvË Lø§t my WhøLË Wø®lÐ în ThË Pŧt ..=)"
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To be a great champ, you must believe you are the best. If you aren't, pretend you are.
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M.D.U. pesh karta h khas 13th feb. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... aana jarur.......
( when your exams starts use it and use your board name at the place of MDU )
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welovemakeup.in
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the word lie
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You saves my life more then you can . . . . .
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Uski Chahat Ne Mujhe Rulaya Bahut, Uski Yaadon Ne Mujhe Tadpaya Bahut, Mai Us Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hu, Iss Majburi Ko Usne Azmaya Bahut.!!
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Tere HuSn Ko PARDE Ki Jarurat Hi Kya Hai..? Kaun... HOSH Mein Rahta Hai, Tujhe DEKHNE Ke Baad..!!
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tak e akhiyan ch pani oye sajna Me hunjua di mehfil sajonda ravanga Me smjhanga inu nasiba da likhyyaa Tu rusdi raavi te me manonda ravanga Jado tak e akhyian ch pani oye sajna
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If God doesn't give us what we want or desire...do we get mad at him?!? are we angry?!?
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Kitne kush hai vo hum se door reh kr muskura rehe hai humse bat na kr ke ye khushi humesha barkar rehe khuda kre humari moot pe b ye hooth muskurate rehe . . .
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Ishq Dariya Hai Jiska Saahil Nahi Hota, Har Dil Pyaar Ke Kaabil Nahi Hota, Rota Wo Bhi Hai Jo Duba Ishq Ke Sagar Me, Rota Wo Bhi Hai Jise Ishq Haasil Nahi Hota!
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Wo dil hi kya jo milne ki dua na kare, Tujhe bhool kar jiyun khuda na kare, Rahegi teri yaari meri zindagi bhar ki, Yeh baat aur hai ke Zindagi WAFA NA kare. Na jaane ye nazare kyun udaas rehte hai Na jaane inhe kiski talaash rehti hai Ye jankar bhi ki woh apani nahi hai Fir bhi unhe paane ki aas rehti hai. Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi, Intezar bhala par judai to nahi,
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BedAzzLinG BeauTY....!!! WORTH Appreciating..!!! thnku sooO much 4 d luvely taggin.. ♥..
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-----<@ - rose ( At Rose Day)
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Get out of my mind so I can sleep. Please. I made a promise to myself and I won't break it.
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Shakesphere¿s mother said him: "u r very weak in english..if u fail dis tym,i ll nt let u continue ur studies" Shakesphere didnt pass in M.A ENG. but now no 1 can pass widout reading ¿Shakesphere¿. DONT TRY TO ACHIEVE D HIGHER DEGREES BUT ALWAYS TRY TO ACHIEVE D HIGHER EDUCATION.....!
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My blood is not costly, It is very cheap. But, My heart is very very costly. Bcoz, it is full of . . . "YOUUUU"
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My blood is not costly, It is very cheap. But, My heart is very very costly. Bcoz, You live in it.
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Del fb a/c
@naveen..okies..just go to acount settings..you click that option where you log out you'll find it there then at the bottom you'll find there deactivate account..
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Telling the truth costs nothing...but lying can cost you everything.. +_+
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“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. ”
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Har baar Muqaddar ko Dosh dena acchi baat nhi... Meri "JAAN" Kabhi-Kabhi Hum bhi Hadd se Zyada Maang lete hain..!!
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GIRL LANGUAGE -> if i dont text you : ( its because im waiting for you to text me .. ) -> when i walk away from you mad : ( follow me ) -> when i push or hit you : ( grab me @ dont let go ) -> when im quiet : ( ask me what's wrong.. ) -> when i ignore you : ( give me your attention .. ) -> when i PUSH YOU AWAY .. : ( pull me BACK ) -> when you see me crying : ( wipe my tears w/ ur handkerchip )
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GIRL LANGUAGE -> if i dont text you : ( its because im waiting for you to text me .. ) -> when i walk away from you mad : ( follow me ) -> when i push or hit you : ( grab me @ dont let go ) -> when im quiet : ( ask me what's wrong.. ) -> when i ignore you : ( give me your attention .. ) -> when i PUSH YOU AWAY .. : ( pull me BACK ) -> when you see me crying : ( wipe my tears w/ ur handkerchip )
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*girl walks in wearing sweats, hair a mess, and NO make-up* boyfriend: hey! whats up?:) girlfriend: i feel about as great as i look.. :/ boyfriend: oh so u feel beautiful then?:) girlfriend: *blushes* :) ....this is what a boyfriend should do!
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Raincoat
Ramji london vale 2005
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Tujhe ganga mai samjhonga Tujhe Jamuna mai samjhonga Tu dil ke paas itni Tujhe apna mai samjhonga Agar marjaaon rooh bahtkegi Tere intezar mein
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YE BHOLAPAN TUMHARA, YE SHARARAT OR YE SHAUKI....... JARURAT KYA TUMHE TALWAR KI, TEERO KI, KHANZAR KI...... NAZAR BHAR KE JISE DEKH LO, VO KHUD HI MAR JAAYE...... JARA NAZRON SE KEHDO JI,NISHANA CHUK NA JAAYE.......!!!!
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whn i wz born.. devil said "oh.. COMPETITION"... :)
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If you have a brother who has made you laugh, picked on you, stuck up for you, drove you crazy, annoyed you to no end, hugged you, watched you succeed, seen you fail, picked you back up, cheered you on, made you strong, and is someone you are very proud to have in your life re-post this. i love you bro.
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Wqt h sone ka.. Kimti spno me khone ka.. To sb kuch chodo or Blnkt ohdo, lites kro off, Eys ko kro lock, Or swt drms ko kro knock knock.gud 9yt.
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I never stop loving . i just stop showing it
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Je sade nal dil ni lagana . . . dil sada mood dayo . . . mahi ve. . .
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KAATIL MAIN TUMKO PUKARUN YA JAAN-E- WAFA KAHUN....... HAIRAT ME PAD GAYA HU,MAIN TUMKO KYA KAHOON.............. JAMANA HAI TUMHARA,CHAHE JISKI ZINDGI LELO....... AGAR MERA KAHA MAANO TO AISE KHEL NA KHELO...... TUMHARI EK SHARARAT SE NA JAANE KISKI MAUT AAYE...... JARA NAZRON SE KEHDO JI,NISHANA CHUK NA JAAYE....
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Dosto ke pas rho, aor dusmno ke aor b pass
Saiyam ke bina saririk takat bekaar h.
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God asked me btween your happiness n frnds wat will u choose . . . i said frnds . . cuzz . . . my happiness is with my frnds.....
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Dosti hum apni puri nibhaye g ho ska toh tumhe kbhi ni staye ge agar ho humari dosti se koi shikat toh bta dena . . gin b na pao itne thapad lagaye ge . .
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All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, have more money, a new phone. A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancer's ass. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my ...friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of people who are FIGHTING cancer, post this for at least one hourSee More
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When i start smiling life give me a reason to cry . . . . . . but i will not stop smiling . . . . . . . cuz i want to see at what limit life can do that to me without any reason
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EHSAAN TERA HOGA MUJH PR...JEE CHATA H VO KEHNE DO.............. MUJHE TUMSE MOHABBAT HO GAI H.....MUJHE JULFON KI CHHAVN ME REHNE DO....!!
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I an not lazy . . . . . . . . but . . . . . i want to take before i get tired ;)
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What the hell facebook. It's name shouldn't be faceboo, it's name should be cheatbook.
It don't even delete my account it just block it and whenever i'll try for log-in it will activate again. Then which type of profit I get?
Not any benifit is here just an extra work. It's much better don't even log-in to fb.
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Quote of d day: 'I wish i was an octopus today, so that i cud hug ten ppl at a time.' :D ;) :) Happy Hugs Day !!!
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H=Hey.. frnd U=U r d G=Great one.. Dis is Valentine HuG. iF u lyK my frndSHIp thn hug me back..!! :H@PPy HUG d@Y.." Gud Mrrng
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Nothing is impossible in this world . . . cuzzz . . . the word impossible say it self I M POSSIBLE
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1 line Jise Bahut Kam Log Samajhte H: Aansu Tab N...
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...ai Aate Jab Aap Kisi Ko Miss Krte Ho Ye to Tab Aate Hain Jab¿@@@£0@$ç@...
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...υя ωяσѕт єηємιєѕ ! Iтѕ ωнєη υ кєєρ cнєcкiηg υя ρнoηє єνєη ωнєη ιтѕ ѕωтcнє∂ σϝϝ! Iтѕ ωнєη υ αяє яєα∂ιηg ∂ιѕ αη∂ тнιηкιηg ασвυт ∂αт ѕρєcιαℓ ѕσмєσηє ..♥
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B-TECH student 2 a sweeper with lots of ego- i hv a degree,,i hv respect in society,,i hv frnd circle,,, what do you have??????? sweeper-"I HAVE A JOB" GHOR APMAAN.................. ******Tees mar khan = Flop Dabang = Hit . . . . Moral... . . Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota..Badnam honi chahiye..
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School life: Big gang of friends, Colorful uniforms, Silly fights, Friendly teachers, Group photos, Combined studys, Never ending P.T periods, Rocking annual days, Group discusions on anything & nothing, So many hands in a single lunch box, Remarkable marks terror report card, self parents signature, Justified mistakes, Lovable tours..... "SCHOOL" life is just a heaven
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Logo K Dilon Me Apna Maqam Is Tarha Banalo.. K Mar Jao To Tumhare Liye Dua Kre Or Zinda Ho To Tumse Milne Ko Tarse..!!
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sometimes I'm too scared to look into your beautiful eyes cause i don't want to fall even more in love with you ♥
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ye keh ke mere dushman mujhe haste hue chodd gaye ........ki tere apne hi kafi hai tujhe rulane ke liee....!!!!
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Datesheet after 14 15-slap day 16-gift wapas day 17- kick day 18-ladai day 19-manane k koshish day 20-breakup day 21-dusri dhundho yar...
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Jarurato K Mutabik Zindgi Jiyo, Khwahisho K Mutabik Nahi. QKi Jarurat Fakeer Ki Bhi Puri Ho Jati Hai, Or Khwahish Badshaho Ki Bhi Adhuri Rah Jati Hai..
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Never break four things in your life: Trust .. Promise .. Relation .. & Heart .. Because when they are brkn they dont make noise but pain a lot ..
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This Is One Of My Best Thought Ever Dedicating To Every SINGLE... Enjoy Your Life As Much As You Can(As Single), Because To Become Single Again Is Very PAINFUL.. ! :(
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Aao kuch khatarnak karte h.
Chalo padhte h.
Darr ke aage jeet h.
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Arrange Marriage:-
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2,00,000 Shadi Pr.
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4,00,000 jewellary pr
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&
Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasmo Pr,
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Yani,
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,
Rs.6,50,000
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Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha
Rs.216666.6667
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1 Ghante Ka
Rs.9027.77778
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aur
1 Minute ka
Rs.150.462963
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Ufff...
Tauba Tauba. :-/
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Love Marriage::-*
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Sirf
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100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery
50 Varmaala
10 Photo k.
Total 180 Rs.
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Paisa apka
pasand apki
Faisla apka
...jago graahak jago...@
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A 1st Card 4 U
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*! + HAPPY + !*
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*! NEW YEAR !*
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IN ADV
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Hi, i am feeling fine here.
In this city it's my 1st day.
I'll leave my home town soon. Because here everything is nt sattled. I'll come back today and after 1 week i'll sattle here permanentaly.
ìll miss my days which i lived there.
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Hi, i am feeling fine here.
In this city it's my 1st day.
I'll leave my home town soon. Because here everything is nt sattled. I'll come back today and after 1 week i'll sattle here permanentaly.
ìll miss my days which i lived there.
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I have 3 gf
Sadgi/Sadachaar
Saahai/Mehnat
Ijjat
If you will cheat me it means you will loose me!
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After a long time again i am feeling Sad.
I am feeling like a life in Hell. I dont wanna live again.
I wanna sleep again for a while.
Yestarday a girl asked about her. And i replied dont talk about her, i don't wanna talk with her(i lie).
But today's morning i saw a dream- "in dream there was also not any conversation between us, but - i was sitted alone she recently come and sitted beside me and taught to me> hi, kaise ho. Me- theek hu.
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A tree does not withdraw its shade for the woodcutter. So, love and forgive the one who hurts you. May be someday the person realises your worth. Good evening friends.
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What is the most important thing in a relationship to make it a success?
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What is the most important thing in a relationship to make it a success?
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Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
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ThE wOrLd iS eMpTy whEn I miss yOu...!! wIthOuT yOu iT wOuLd bE a LifeleSs LifE tHaT I wOuLd LiVe......
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"keEping emOtions tO urseLf is aLways thE safesT apProach tO hidE the paiN, and yeT the fastesT way to die inSane"..
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kyon yaad aati hai teri , kyon palke bhig jati hai meri, jahan jahan bhi gire mere aansu, kyon tasvir ban jati hai teri
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Yu can hide d pain u feel & make Othrs beliv dat u can move On. But, u cant deny d truth dat d 1 who has hurt u is stil d 1 u'l alwys choose 2 Love! ('.')
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Life is a story written by god's own hand I dnt knw exactly how u came in d story bt i hop u'll b ther in it until god writs my last chapter..
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NEVER take advantage of the girl that gave you a second chance
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Ultimate Insult: Heavy rain
In Bus Stop many people wer waiting in queue 4 bus,
1 beggar came, colleceted money frm every1 n hired an auto n Went Home.
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True love doesn’t have a happy ending, because true love never ends. .
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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME..... OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!! lol lol lol
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Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar, Pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar, Hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar, Aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar. HAPPY DHANTERAS
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Naveen_khokhar:
Two secrets to keep relationship strong..
1) Whenever you are wrong, admit it!
&
2) Whenever you are right, just keep quiet!'
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If u succeed in tricknG sum0ne, Nvr thiNk that the pers0n is a f00l, Just knw tht its bc0z tht prsn trustd u s0 much..
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ye keh ke mere dushman mujhe haste hue chodd gaye ........ki tere apne hi kafi hai tujhe rulane ke liee....!!!!
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Dushman ko hazaar mauke do ,Ki woh tumhara dost ban jay,.Lekin dost ko ek bhi mauka mat do,Ki woh tumhara dushman ban jaye ..
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Rusi na kade menu mnana nai anda,kol beh k dardedil menu sunana nai anda,ik dosti nibhani sikhi m ta aj tak,har kisi te menu haq jtana nai anda... 4 sm1 spcl..
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Just Start To Sing As You Tackle The Things ; That Cannot Be Done And You'll Do It !!!!!!
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Dont feel bad dat ppl remembr u only wen dey need u..
Feel Privileged dat u'r lyk a candle comes 2 mind wen der is a darkness in der lyf..:-):-)
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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
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vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
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90%of pple marry one of their friends... becz frnds hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to 14 frnds in10 mins whn u read,!,
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Its true
It hurts wn we risk our heart n it ends up broken!
Bt wt hurts mor is wn we still hold on 2 sm1 evn wn v kno v r waitin 4 NOTHING!
Gud mrng...
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EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann Ho
To Apni Mout Se Pyar Krna
QKi Duniya Ka Dastur He
Jise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge.
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Je tenu bhulna hi hunda tan Ena yad na karde, Mar jande kado de je tenu pyar na karde,
Je chhadna sokha hunda tenu,Ta roz rab agge tenu paun di fariad na karde.
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What is love??-------
She sayz 'i dnt luv u'
Her eyes sayz, m crazy 4 u,
She sayz,m hapy widout u,
Her eyes sayz, m nowhr widout u,
She sayz she has many 2 tak care of her,
Her eyes sayz, no 1 cares as u do,
She sayz al her frnz r lyk me,
Her eyz sayz,bt u stnd unique amng dem,
She sayz me 2 hold sum1 els's hand
Her eys say, nvr leave me,
She sayz dont hold me,
Her eyez syz, lemme juz hold u,
She sayz u r juz a gud frn
Her eyz sayz, i cnt c u 2b ne1's bf.,
She sayz go away,
Her eyz sy,..til i fil ur hrtbt,
She sayz, dnt kis me,
Her eyz syz, dnt folw ma wordz,
She sayz wait 4 nw,
Her eyz syz, letz fal in 4 each othr,
She sayz,m cnfsd
Her eyz sy, I JUZ LUV U... Gud mrng
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D way v cam 2 Knw each other,
D way v 1st Spke
D Way v Relate 2day is Amazing
Jus felt-How unknwn Ppl bcum un4gtable frnds of our Lives....
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1. Do i find you attractive? hahah adorable(: 2. Do i want to hangout with you? always. 3. Close friends? your my brother ♥ 4. Would i date you? no comment.
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I m Proud of My Heart...u Knw Why..?? It Hs Been Played,Loved,Burned n Broken... Bt Smhw Still Wrks..<\3
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Smtimes whn i'm all Alone... I close my eyes and think of u.. & The thought of ur love warms me inside & make me smile..
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Kisi ko yaad aana or kisi ko yaad karna ye bhi apna-apna naseeb hota hai, dil usi ko yaad karta hai jo dil k bahut kareeb hota hai...
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Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar; milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ; hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar; phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar........
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kaash aasoun ke saath yaadein beh jati kaash ye khamosi sab kuch keh jati kaash kismat tumne likhi hoti to shayad meri kismat me pyar ki kami na rah jaati
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Tum kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai. Ek tute hue patte se pucho kya hoti hai judai. Yu bewafai ka ilzam na de. . . Is waqt se puch ke kis waqt teri yaad ni aai.
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2011 - Fancy Dates:
First day is :
1.1.11.
11.1.11
9.10.11
11.11.11
13.12.11
20.11.2011
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Question:kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k
mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai?
Ans: Ji han,lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.
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Band baja barat
Insan ko kisi bat ki jhijak ni honi chhaiye.
Go on.
Jab bi yaad aaye koi just study!
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Wo zeharr de kar marti to dunya ki Nazron me aa jati, Phir us ne youn kiya k Mohabbat ki or mujhe chor diya.
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Man Has Invented so many amazing things ...... Still No one in the world is able to Invent a Cure for Missing Someone......!!!!!!!
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jhuta apnapan to har koi jatata hai, wo apna hi kya jo palpal satata hai, yakin na kara har kisi par, kyuki kareb hai kitna koi ye to waqt hi batata hai........
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I may nt hv d sense hw 2 talk 2 ppl bt my mind is so pure dt thr is no intension 2 hurt sm1 n dts d reason m satisfied d way i am...! :-)
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Chaman se 1 bichdA Hua Gulaab Hu Main khud Apni Tabaahi ka jawab Hu Yu Nigaahe na ferO Mujh se Nalaayko..Main Tumhari Hi sangat me Barbaad Hu...............
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1 oF d Best ATTiTude QuoTE: "I mAY nEvEr be gOOd enough for some1 buT i'lL AlwAys be d best for dem who DEsErvE me."...
DATS ME:-) !!
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"A true well wisher is the one who talks about ur weaknesses in front of u and talks about ur strength in front of others"...gd mrng
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Main samjh gya yr teri bat bt tjhe samjh jana chahiye yr duniya apna kam hote sath chod deti h. Tu ab se kam krna band kr de sbka or ha na krna sikh le
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Beautiful quote:
"if the looser keeps his/her smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory".
Thats power of smile. "smile :-):-) forever".
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Hath zakhmi huye to kuch apni bhi khata thi, Maine Qismat ki lakiron ko mitana jo chaha...!!
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"Every1 might not b a poet at d beginning of love. But every1 surely bcomes a philosopher at d end of love.."
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A person who treated his women
As a priences, is a proof that he was born and lived in the arms of quene.
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So close
Angels of death
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"Respect those friends who find TIME for you in their busy Schedule'', But really Love those friends who NEVER SEE their Schedule when u NEED them..;-)
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Ek boond paani na nikla un aankhon se, hamare jaane ke baad... Tamaam umar jin aankhon ko hum "JHEEL" kehte rahe.!!
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You have understand the same what you had done to others when someone do the same to you.
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Chhor diya hum ne uska deedar karna, hamesha k liye... Jis ko Kabhi Mur Mur k dekhna karte they...!!
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sham ki shama me 1 taswir nazar aati hai tab in hoton se 1 baat nikal aati hai kab hogi unse ji bhar k baaten bas ye sochke har sham gujar jati hai «lol»
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Pyaar bhrosa chahta h, aor bhrosa chahta h imaandari
Muskil h pyaar, ladai h aasan or aasan h war
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Most Beautiful Thing Is To See A Person Smiling n Even More Beautiful Is Knwing Dat U R D Reason Behind It,,Be A Reason For Others To SMILE[
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LiFe is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate tha pain.............
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If u jst realize wat i hv realised...v wuld b perfect 4 each oder n vl neva find another..... ♥ ♥♥...
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real friendship is when u argue over the stupidest stuff in the world and still love each other in the end ♥ :)
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DREAM Like You'll Live FOREVER, LIVE Like You'll Die TOMORROW!!! ~ [♥]~
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"PËøplË §Åy§,"GønË î§ GønË..MøvË ÅhËÅÐ,Wø®lÐ î§ ÅwÅîtîng ƒø® Yøµ" ßµt ThËy Ðønt Knøw..î hÅvË Lø§t my WhøLË Wø®lÐ în ThË Pŧt ..=)"
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To be a great champ, you must believe you are the best. If you aren't, pretend you are.
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M.D.U. pesh karta h khas 13th feb. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... aana jarur.......
( when your exams starts use it and use your board name at the place of MDU )
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the word lie
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You saves my life more then you can . . . . .
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Uski Chahat Ne Mujhe Rulaya Bahut, Uski Yaadon Ne Mujhe Tadpaya Bahut, Mai Us Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hu, Iss Majburi Ko Usne Azmaya Bahut.!!
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Tere HuSn Ko PARDE Ki Jarurat Hi Kya Hai..? Kaun... HOSH Mein Rahta Hai, Tujhe DEKHNE Ke Baad..!!
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tak e akhiyan ch pani oye sajna Me hunjua di mehfil sajonda ravanga Me smjhanga inu nasiba da likhyyaa Tu rusdi raavi te me manonda ravanga Jado tak e akhyian ch pani oye sajna
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If God doesn't give us what we want or desire...do we get mad at him?!? are we angry?!?
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Kitne kush hai vo hum se door reh kr muskura rehe hai humse bat na kr ke ye khushi humesha barkar rehe khuda kre humari moot pe b ye hooth muskurate rehe . . .
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Ishq Dariya Hai Jiska Saahil Nahi Hota, Har Dil Pyaar Ke Kaabil Nahi Hota, Rota Wo Bhi Hai Jo Duba Ishq Ke Sagar Me, Rota Wo Bhi Hai Jise Ishq Haasil Nahi Hota!
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Wo dil hi kya jo milne ki dua na kare, Tujhe bhool kar jiyun khuda na kare, Rahegi teri yaari meri zindagi bhar ki, Yeh baat aur hai ke Zindagi WAFA NA kare. Na jaane ye nazare kyun udaas rehte hai Na jaane inhe kiski talaash rehti hai Ye jankar bhi ki woh apani nahi hai Fir bhi unhe paane ki aas rehti hai. Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi, Intezar bhala par judai to nahi,
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BedAzzLinG BeauTY....!!! WORTH Appreciating..!!! thnku sooO much 4 d luvely taggin.. ♥..
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-----<@ - rose ( At Rose Day)
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Get out of my mind so I can sleep. Please. I made a promise to myself and I won't break it.
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Shakesphere¿s mother said him: "u r very weak in english..if u fail dis tym,i ll nt let u continue ur studies" Shakesphere didnt pass in M.A ENG. but now no 1 can pass widout reading ¿Shakesphere¿. DONT TRY TO ACHIEVE D HIGHER DEGREES BUT ALWAYS TRY TO ACHIEVE D HIGHER EDUCATION.....!
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My blood is not costly, It is very cheap. But, My heart is very very costly. Bcoz, it is full of . . . "YOUUUU"
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My blood is not costly, It is very cheap. But, My heart is very very costly. Bcoz, You live in it.
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Del fb a/c
@naveen..okies..just go to acount settings..you click that option where you log out you'll find it there then at the bottom you'll find there deactivate account..
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Telling the truth costs nothing...but lying can cost you everything.. +_+
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“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. ”
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Har baar Muqaddar ko Dosh dena acchi baat nhi... Meri "JAAN" Kabhi-Kabhi Hum bhi Hadd se Zyada Maang lete hain..!!
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GIRL LANGUAGE -> if i dont text you : ( its because im waiting for you to text me .. ) -> when i walk away from you mad : ( follow me ) -> when i push or hit you : ( grab me @ dont let go ) -> when im quiet : ( ask me what's wrong.. ) -> when i ignore you : ( give me your attention .. ) -> when i PUSH YOU AWAY .. : ( pull me BACK ) -> when you see me crying : ( wipe my tears w/ ur handkerchip )
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GIRL LANGUAGE -> if i dont text you : ( its because im waiting for you to text me .. ) -> when i walk away from you mad : ( follow me ) -> when i push or hit you : ( grab me @ dont let go ) -> when im quiet : ( ask me what's wrong.. ) -> when i ignore you : ( give me your attention .. ) -> when i PUSH YOU AWAY .. : ( pull me BACK ) -> when you see me crying : ( wipe my tears w/ ur handkerchip )
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*girl walks in wearing sweats, hair a mess, and NO make-up* boyfriend: hey! whats up?:) girlfriend: i feel about as great as i look.. :/ boyfriend: oh so u feel beautiful then?:) girlfriend: *blushes* :) ....this is what a boyfriend should do!
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Raincoat
Ramji london vale 2005
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Tujhe ganga mai samjhonga Tujhe Jamuna mai samjhonga Tu dil ke paas itni Tujhe apna mai samjhonga Agar marjaaon rooh bahtkegi Tere intezar mein
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YE BHOLAPAN TUMHARA, YE SHARARAT OR YE SHAUKI....... JARURAT KYA TUMHE TALWAR KI, TEERO KI, KHANZAR KI...... NAZAR BHAR KE JISE DEKH LO, VO KHUD HI MAR JAAYE...... JARA NAZRON SE KEHDO JI,NISHANA CHUK NA JAAYE.......!!!!
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whn i wz born.. devil said "oh.. COMPETITION"... :)
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If you have a brother who has made you laugh, picked on you, stuck up for you, drove you crazy, annoyed you to no end, hugged you, watched you succeed, seen you fail, picked you back up, cheered you on, made you strong, and is someone you are very proud to have in your life re-post this. i love you bro.
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Wqt h sone ka.. Kimti spno me khone ka.. To sb kuch chodo or Blnkt ohdo, lites kro off, Eys ko kro lock, Or swt drms ko kro knock knock.gud 9yt.
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I never stop loving . i just stop showing it
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Je sade nal dil ni lagana . . . dil sada mood dayo . . . mahi ve. . .
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KAATIL MAIN TUMKO PUKARUN YA JAAN-E- WAFA KAHUN....... HAIRAT ME PAD GAYA HU,MAIN TUMKO KYA KAHOON.............. JAMANA HAI TUMHARA,CHAHE JISKI ZINDGI LELO....... AGAR MERA KAHA MAANO TO AISE KHEL NA KHELO...... TUMHARI EK SHARARAT SE NA JAANE KISKI MAUT AAYE...... JARA NAZRON SE KEHDO JI,NISHANA CHUK NA JAAYE....
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Dosto ke pas rho, aor dusmno ke aor b pass
Saiyam ke bina saririk takat bekaar h.
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God asked me btween your happiness n frnds wat will u choose . . . i said frnds . . cuzz . . . my happiness is with my frnds.....
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Dosti hum apni puri nibhaye g ho ska toh tumhe kbhi ni staye ge agar ho humari dosti se koi shikat toh bta dena . . gin b na pao itne thapad lagaye ge . .
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All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, have more money, a new phone. A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancer's ass. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my ...friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of people who are FIGHTING cancer, post this for at least one hourSee More
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When i start smiling life give me a reason to cry . . . . . . but i will not stop smiling . . . . . . . cuz i want to see at what limit life can do that to me without any reason
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EHSAAN TERA HOGA MUJH PR...JEE CHATA H VO KEHNE DO.............. MUJHE TUMSE MOHABBAT HO GAI H.....MUJHE JULFON KI CHHAVN ME REHNE DO....!!
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I an not lazy . . . . . . . . but . . . . . i want to take before i get tired ;)
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What the hell facebook. It's name shouldn't be faceboo, it's name should be cheatbook.
It don't even delete my account it just block it and whenever i'll try for log-in it will activate again. Then which type of profit I get?
Not any benifit is here just an extra work. It's much better don't even log-in to fb.
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Quote of d day: 'I wish i was an octopus today, so that i cud hug ten ppl at a time.' :D ;) :) Happy Hugs Day !!!
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H=Hey.. frnd U=U r d G=Great one.. Dis is Valentine HuG. iF u lyK my frndSHIp thn hug me back..!! :H@PPy HUG d@Y.." Gud Mrrng
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Nothing is impossible in this world . . . cuzzz . . . the word impossible say it self I M POSSIBLE
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1 line Jise Bahut Kam Log Samajhte H: Aansu Tab N...
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...ai Aate Jab Aap Kisi Ko Miss Krte Ho Ye to Tab Aate Hain Jab¿@@@£0@$ç@...
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...υя ωяσѕт єηємιєѕ ! Iтѕ ωнєη υ кєєρ cнєcкiηg υя ρнoηє єνєη ωнєη ιтѕ ѕωтcнє∂ σϝϝ! Iтѕ ωнєη υ αяє яєα∂ιηg ∂ιѕ αη∂ тнιηкιηg ασвυт ∂αт ѕρєcιαℓ ѕσмєσηє ..♥
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B-TECH student 2 a sweeper with lots of ego- i hv a degree,,i hv respect in society,,i hv frnd circle,,, what do you have??????? sweeper-"I HAVE A JOB" GHOR APMAAN.................. ******Tees mar khan = Flop Dabang = Hit . . . . Moral... . . Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota..Badnam honi chahiye..
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School life: Big gang of friends, Colorful uniforms, Silly fights, Friendly teachers, Group photos, Combined studys, Never ending P.T periods, Rocking annual days, Group discusions on anything & nothing, So many hands in a single lunch box, Remarkable marks terror report card, self parents signature, Justified mistakes, Lovable tours..... "SCHOOL" life is just a heaven
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Logo K Dilon Me Apna Maqam Is Tarha Banalo.. K Mar Jao To Tumhare Liye Dua Kre Or Zinda Ho To Tumse Milne Ko Tarse..!!
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sometimes I'm too scared to look into your beautiful eyes cause i don't want to fall even more in love with you ♥
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ye keh ke mere dushman mujhe haste hue chodd gaye ........ki tere apne hi kafi hai tujhe rulane ke liee....!!!!
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Datesheet after 14 15-slap day 16-gift wapas day 17- kick day 18-ladai day 19-manane k koshish day 20-breakup day 21-dusri dhundho yar...
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Jarurato K Mutabik Zindgi Jiyo, Khwahisho K Mutabik Nahi. QKi Jarurat Fakeer Ki Bhi Puri Ho Jati Hai, Or Khwahish Badshaho Ki Bhi Adhuri Rah Jati Hai..
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Never break four things in your life: Trust .. Promise .. Relation .. & Heart .. Because when they are brkn they dont make noise but pain a lot ..
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This Is One Of My Best Thought Ever Dedicating To Every SINGLE... Enjoy Your Life As Much As You Can(As Single), Because To Become Single Again Is Very PAINFUL.. ! :(
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Tuesday, October 5, 2010
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Waqt Par Aadat na Badli toh wo Zarurat-E--Life ban jati h
Aur
Agar Time pr Girlfrnd na badli toh wo Kambakht WIFE ban jati h .......
Gud mrng..
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Thought of the day
"see the clock only
when u hv no work,
Don't see the clock
when u r working,
Clock is a lock 4
success".
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Hamne tumhe apna samjh kaleja cheer dikha diya...Tumhari niyat hi kuch aur thi tumne khanjar chala diya...
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"Beautiful words said by a Boyfrd to his Grlfrd:
"D next Girl i will Ever Love on dis Earth will be our Daughter.
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When you pray for others, God listen to you and blesses them. And sometimes when you are safe and happy remember that someone has prayed for you.!its true!!
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Boy-"Dear, look into my eyes,
what do you see?
Tell me quickly!"
Girl-"TRUE LOVE"
Boy-"oye!True love wali,
kachara gaya hai,jaldi phunk mar.-
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Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched offΩ!
STUDENT said :¿ya.it¿s my CALLER TUNE¿
Principal shockΩ!
Student rocks.-
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness.....ha ha.
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
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Ye Mosham bhi kitna pyara he,
Karti Hwaye kuch Eshara he,
Zra Smjo inke jazbat ko,
Ye kehti he kisi ne tumhe dil se pukara he..
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OYE Mamu flim me kaam kroge?
Roll sirf itna h k 1 ladki apko 1 kamre me le jaige.
Or
or
or
apko
goli mar degi
film ka naam h , "kutte ki mot"
*
Kavita Ho Ya Kalakrati
Pustak Ho Ya Natak
Har Kalakar Apna Hi Naam Dete He
Par MA Jaisa Koi Nhi
Santan Ko Janam Dekar Naam Pita Ka Dete He
*
Teacher: what is the difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: the colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple...->
*
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->
**
AAJ MUJHE PTA CHAL HI GYA K 2012 ME PRALAY KAISE AYEGA
2-8-2012 KO
FRNDSHIP DAY & RAKHI EK HI DIN H
**
Girl: Ladka kaisa h.?
pandit-ladka achha h, Engineering kiya h, dikhne me FILM ka HERO lagta h.!
Girl: konsi film ka hero.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Peepli live".
*
Hu mai doctor jaha
Meri wife hai nurse waha
Aisa julm shaina pad raha hai
Mujhe wife ko sister khaina pad raha hai.
*
"A true well wisher is the one who talks about ur weaknesses in front of u and talks about ur strength in front of others"...gd mrng
*
*
Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi
Santa:Hamari saadi ki.
*
After Death Santa goes to Heaven..
God - "Bol kya chahiye?"
Santa - "Mujhe soni kuddi dila do"
God - "Dila dunga,, Agar tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF.. Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA..
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR,,
Bol tera naam kya hai..??"
Santa - "Mohammad Santa Singh Gupta"
*
Women always try
to impress man
by wearing
beautiful dresses!
Unfortunately
men r impressed
only
wen they r
removed... ;-> :-
*
Ponds:
A slightly heavier cream that moisturizes & tightens ur wrinkles is required at night. For youthful glowing skin, use a Overnight repair cream
*
()(. = .)()
<>') )'<>
(,,,)' '(,,,)
This is power full ganapati... Happy ganesh chaturthi....
Ganpati bappa moria.., mangal murth moria...
*
<>
@(. = .)@
() ',jj ' ()
( )( /. )( )
G-give u
A-alwz
N-new
E-energy
S-spirit &
H-hapiness in ur life
Wish u all a happy GANESH CHATHURTI GudMrng.
Waqt Par Aadat na Badli toh wo Zarurat-E--Life ban jati h
Aur
Agar Time pr Girlfrnd na badli toh wo Kambakht WIFE ban jati h .......
Gud mrng..
*
**
Thought of the day
"see the clock only
when u hv no work,
Don't see the clock
when u r working,
Clock is a lock 4
success".
**
*
Hamne tumhe apna samjh kaleja cheer dikha diya...Tumhari niyat hi kuch aur thi tumne khanjar chala diya...
*
"Beautiful words said by a Boyfrd to his Grlfrd:
"D next Girl i will Ever Love on dis Earth will be our Daughter.
*
*
When you pray for others, God listen to you and blesses them. And sometimes when you are safe and happy remember that someone has prayed for you.!its true!!
*
*
Boy-"Dear, look into my eyes,
what do you see?
Tell me quickly!"
Girl-"TRUE LOVE"
Boy-"oye!True love wali,
kachara gaya hai,jaldi phunk mar.-
*
Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched offΩ!
STUDENT said :¿ya.it¿s my CALLER TUNE¿
Principal shockΩ!
Student rocks.-
*
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness.....ha ha.
*
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
*
Ye Mosham bhi kitna pyara he,
Karti Hwaye kuch Eshara he,
Zra Smjo inke jazbat ko,
Ye kehti he kisi ne tumhe dil se pukara he..
*
OYE Mamu flim me kaam kroge?
Roll sirf itna h k 1 ladki apko 1 kamre me le jaige.
Or
or
or
apko
goli mar degi
film ka naam h , "kutte ki mot"
*
Kavita Ho Ya Kalakrati
Pustak Ho Ya Natak
Har Kalakar Apna Hi Naam Dete He
Par MA Jaisa Koi Nhi
Santan Ko Janam Dekar Naam Pita Ka Dete He
*
Teacher: what is the difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: the colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple...->
*
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->
**
AAJ MUJHE PTA CHAL HI GYA K 2012 ME PRALAY KAISE AYEGA
2-8-2012 KO
FRNDSHIP DAY & RAKHI EK HI DIN H
**
Girl: Ladka kaisa h.?
pandit-ladka achha h, Engineering kiya h, dikhne me FILM ka HERO lagta h.!
Girl: konsi film ka hero.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Peepli live".
*
Hu mai doctor jaha
Meri wife hai nurse waha
Aisa julm shaina pad raha hai
Mujhe wife ko sister khaina pad raha hai.
*
"A true well wisher is the one who talks about ur weaknesses in front of u and talks about ur strength in front of others"...gd mrng
*
*
Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi
Santa:Hamari saadi ki.
*
After Death Santa goes to Heaven..
God - "Bol kya chahiye?"
Santa - "Mujhe soni kuddi dila do"
God - "Dila dunga,, Agar tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF.. Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA..
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR,,
Bol tera naam kya hai..??"
Santa - "Mohammad Santa Singh Gupta"
*
Women always try
to impress man
by wearing
beautiful dresses!
Unfortunately
men r impressed
only
wen they r
removed... ;-> :-
*
Ponds:
A slightly heavier cream that moisturizes & tightens ur wrinkles is required at night. For youthful glowing skin, use a Overnight repair cream
*
()(. = .)()
<>') )'<>
(,,,)' '(,,,)
This is power full ganapati... Happy ganesh chaturthi....
Ganpati bappa moria.., mangal murth moria...
*
<>
@(. = .)@
() ',jj ' ()
( )( /. )( )
G-give u
A-alwz
N-new
E-energy
S-spirit &
H-hapiness in ur life
Wish u all a happy GANESH CHATHURTI GudMrng.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
*
Mahabharat Me Likha Gaya Tha Ki Kalyug Me 2 Dost Honge Jisme Se 1 Daani Aur 1 Papi Hoga . Daani Sms Krega Aur Papi Pad K Muskuraiga..... Hass Papi Hass....
*
Its a .::;:',::;:.
Beutiful""""v/"""
Morning ,,,) (,, ,,
Sun is
Up,.
Birds r
Singing,.
ur Cell is beeping with my msg to say..
G00D M0RNING..:)
*
A sardar was making omlet,when he brok egg,the egg was empty. frusted sardar said-ghor kalyug ab murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai.
*
1 colge Stdnt ki mom: suno g hmara ldka bahut paise udane lga h,
jha b chupati hu khoj leta h.
kya kru?
Dad:sale ki book me chupa do 1 sal tk dhund nhi paega
*
1 oF d Best ATTiTude QuoTE: "I mAY nEvEr be gOOd enough for some1 buT i'lL AlwAys be d best for dem who DEsErvE me."...
DATS ME:-) !!
*
D way v cam 2 Knw each other,
D way v 1st Spke
D Way v Relate 2day is Amazing
*
Love Tips:
If U Keep Sweet Thoughts About Ur Mate in Mind;
They Will Be Reflected in Ur Body Language Also.
morning .. Enjy the cool breeze
* *
Wenever i gave value to a person,
they alws ''cheated'' & ''broke my heart''...
.
And now if i don't give dem imprtnce,
they call it "Attitude..."
* *
*
"Beautiful words said by a Boyfrd to his Grlfrd:
"D next Girl i will Ever Love on dis Earth will be our Daughter.
*
Tantrik apne ek Bhakt se--"Beta tumhare Ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.
Bhakt- "Baba, main thappad maar dunga, jo meri BIWI ke bare me kuch kaha to.
*
Ponds:
Skin that has wrinkles, dark circles and age spots need a re-surfacing day cream will be the little extra care that is needed.
Mahabharat Me Likha Gaya Tha Ki Kalyug Me 2 Dost Honge Jisme Se 1 Daani Aur 1 Papi Hoga . Daani Sms Krega Aur Papi Pad K Muskuraiga..... Hass Papi Hass....
*
Its a .::;:',::;:.
Beutiful""""v/"""
Morning ,,,) (,, ,,
Sun is
Up,.
Birds r
Singing,.
ur Cell is beeping with my msg to say..
G00D M0RNING..:)
*
A sardar was making omlet,when he brok egg,the egg was empty. frusted sardar said-ghor kalyug ab murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai.
*
1 colge Stdnt ki mom: suno g hmara ldka bahut paise udane lga h,
jha b chupati hu khoj leta h.
kya kru?
Dad:sale ki book me chupa do 1 sal tk dhund nhi paega
*
1 oF d Best ATTiTude QuoTE: "I mAY nEvEr be gOOd enough for some1 buT i'lL AlwAys be d best for dem who DEsErvE me."...
DATS ME:-) !!
*
D way v cam 2 Knw each other,
D way v 1st Spke
D Way v Relate 2day is Amazing
*
Love Tips:
If U Keep Sweet Thoughts About Ur Mate in Mind;
They Will Be Reflected in Ur Body Language Also.
morning .. Enjy the cool breeze
* *
Wenever i gave value to a person,
they alws ''cheated'' & ''broke my heart''...
.
And now if i don't give dem imprtnce,
they call it "Attitude..."
* *
*
"Beautiful words said by a Boyfrd to his Grlfrd:
"D next Girl i will Ever Love on dis Earth will be our Daughter.
*
Tantrik apne ek Bhakt se--"Beta tumhare Ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.
Bhakt- "Baba, main thappad maar dunga, jo meri BIWI ke bare me kuch kaha to.
*
Ponds:
Skin that has wrinkles, dark circles and age spots need a re-surfacing day cream will be the little extra care that is needed.
*
Boy Darling Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Dunga.
Girl:Ye Batao,Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na
Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga
*
Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi :->
*
Makhan churakar jisne khaya,
Bansi bajakar jisne nachaya.
khushi manao uske jnmdin ki,
jisne duniya ko "PREM" ka path padhaya..
*HAPPY KRISHNA JANAMASTMI*..
*
Gokul me jo kare niwas,
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas, Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hmre kishan kanhaiya.
May Krishna fulfill all ur wishes..
Happy Janmastmi.
*
Radha Krishna se,"Apne mujhse prm kiya pr shadi Rukmni se, kyu?"kshna's rply,
"RADHE! shadi mai do log Chahiye
TUM hi kaho Hum me dusra kaun h"
JaiShreeKrishna
*
Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi :->
gud mrng.
*
Krishna jinka naam, Gokul jinka dhaam, aise Shri Krishna bhagwan ko hum sab ka pranam.
Hathi Ghoda palki, jai Kanhaiya lal ki
JAI SHRI KRISHNA
Happy Janmashtami
*
Gokul me jo kare niwas
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hmre kishan kanhaiya.
May Krishna fulfill all ur wishes.
Happy Jnmasthmi. Gm.
*
Murli Manohar,Braj ki Dharohar,Wo Nandlal Gopala hai,Bansi ki dhun pr sabko Nachane wala hai,Sab milkar machaye Dhum ki Krishna aane wala hai.
*Happy Janmashtmi*
*
Lyf me kabi hamari dosti k bare me koi galatfehmi ho to.
Sikka uchaalna-
agar head aaye to vry bst frnds.
or
agar tail aaye to
Chupke se palat dena.!OK.:-)
*
Sir= bachcho batao tumne"RUB NE BANADI JODI" film se kya seekha?Student=sir yehi k agar mehnat ki jaay to shadishuda ladki bhi patayi ja sakti hai.
*
Interviewer: Congrats! U r selected. Ur 1st year salary is Rs 19000 & nxt year it will be Rs 26000. Santa: Thank u Sir. I will join next year.
*
Radha ki bhakti, Murli ki mithas, makhan ka swaad aur gopiya ka raas, inhise milke banta hai janmastham ka yeh din khas, mubara ho janmastami ka tyohar..
*
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
jai shri shayam
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`•.
*
90%of pple marry one of their friends... becz frnds hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to 14 frnds in10 mins whn u read,!,
*
.-""-.
( ';' )___,/
¿_¿_) ¿_)
Jaa TOMY Jaa...!!
Jo log mujhe SMS
nhi karte un k
mobile par su su
kar k aa..
*
Lady calls-Mere ghar aag lagi hai!
Santa(in firebrigade)-Paani daalo!
Lady-Daala,aag nahi bujhi!
Santa-Phir Hum Aakar Kya Karenge,Hum Bhi Toh Paani Hi Daalenge!
*
Mila na koi jispe duniya luta dete, sabne dokha diya kis kisko bhula dete, dil ka dard dil me hi dabaye rakha ,agar byan kiya hota to bhari mahfil ko rula dete
*
Its true
It hurts wn we risk our heart n it ends up broken!
Bt wt hurts mor is wn we still hold on 2 sm1 evn wn v kno v r waitin 4 NOTHING!
Gud mrng...
*
*
Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u...
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari ...
*
Bharat Sarkar ke Nirdeshanusaar aapke Airtel Number Ke Dastavez Poore Nahin hain, Aap 10 AM to 6 PM ke beech Apne Number Ke Dastvez (Photograph, Proof of Address and Identity) Airtel Counter at %% pe Jama Karwayen.
*
Ponds:
For good skin, drink 8 glasses of water per day, limit Sun's exposure & avoid direct contact with highly alkaline products eg. washing powder
*
Ponds:
For good skin, drink 8 glasses of water per day, limit Sun's exposure & avoid direct contact with highly alkaline products eg. washing powder
*
.*"""*.
(_. @ ,'>
_.*"".-'..,)
.-" . ' - ._,.-"
""/,,,,/"
/,,,,/
A sweet bird to Say U
GOOD MORNING
****
Have a nice day....
*
Baby sardar praying-
Bhagwaanji plz punjab nu america di capital bana do,Plz plz plz
BHAGWAANji- Par kyu yaara?
Baby-Kyunki main exam wich likh aaya hu.
*
mam-last semester u were roaming wid dat girl n dis semester u r roaming wid other girl, wat is dis? boy-syllabus changed mam....;-)
*
Waqt ki Dhop me ho ya Barish me , kuch kadmo k Nishan nehi hote, Jinhe yaad karke khus hoti hai Ankhe, wo Log Door hokar vi Door nehi hote...
....
*
G Ø ö ð N í g h t &
s W é É t D r Ê ä M
*
EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann Ho
To Apni Mout Se Pyar Krna
QKi Duniya Ka Dastur He
Jise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge.
*
Je tenu bhulna hi hunda tan Ena yad na karde, Mar jande kado de je tenu pyar na karde,
Je chhadna sokha hunda tenu,Ta roz rab agge tenu paun di fariad na karde.
*
Girl to Boy: Mera Bacha! Mera Shona! Mera Gugluu! Shaadi Karega mujhse?
Bolo Baby.
Boy: pehle ye batao Tum Mujhe Purpose Karna Chah Rhi ho ya Adopt.
gd mrng
*
What is love??-------
She sayz 'i dnt luv u'
Her eyes sayz, m crazy 4 u,
She sayz,m hapy widout u,
Her eyes sayz, m nowhr widout u,
She sayz she has many 2 tak care of her,
Her eyes sayz, no 1 cares as u do,
She sayz al her frnz r lyk me,
Her eyz sayz,bt u stnd unique amng dem,
She sayz me 2 hold sum1 els's hand
Her eys say, nvr leave me,
She sayz dont hold me,
Her eyez syz, lemme juz hold u,
She sayz u r juz a gud frn
Her eyz sayz, i cnt c u 2b ne1's bf.,
She sayz go away,
Her eyz sy,..til i fil ur hrtbt,
She sayz, dnt kis me,
Her eyz syz, dnt folw ma wordz,
She sayz wait 4 nw,
Her eyz syz, letz fal in 4 each othr,
She sayz,m cnfsd
Her eyz sy, I JUZ LUV U...
Boy Darling Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Dunga.
Girl:Ye Batao,Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na
Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga
*
Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi :->
*
Makhan churakar jisne khaya,
Bansi bajakar jisne nachaya.
khushi manao uske jnmdin ki,
jisne duniya ko "PREM" ka path padhaya..
*HAPPY KRISHNA JANAMASTMI*..
*
Gokul me jo kare niwas,
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas, Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hmre kishan kanhaiya.
May Krishna fulfill all ur wishes..
Happy Janmastmi.
*
Radha Krishna se,"Apne mujhse prm kiya pr shadi Rukmni se, kyu?"kshna's rply,
"RADHE! shadi mai do log Chahiye
TUM hi kaho Hum me dusra kaun h"
JaiShreeKrishna
*
Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi :->
gud mrng.
*
Krishna jinka naam, Gokul jinka dhaam, aise Shri Krishna bhagwan ko hum sab ka pranam.
Hathi Ghoda palki, jai Kanhaiya lal ki
JAI SHRI KRISHNA
Happy Janmashtami
*
Gokul me jo kare niwas
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hmre kishan kanhaiya.
May Krishna fulfill all ur wishes.
Happy Jnmasthmi. Gm.
*
Murli Manohar,Braj ki Dharohar,Wo Nandlal Gopala hai,Bansi ki dhun pr sabko Nachane wala hai,Sab milkar machaye Dhum ki Krishna aane wala hai.
*Happy Janmashtmi*
*
Lyf me kabi hamari dosti k bare me koi galatfehmi ho to.
Sikka uchaalna-
agar head aaye to vry bst frnds.
or
agar tail aaye to
Chupke se palat dena.!OK.:-)
*
Sir= bachcho batao tumne"RUB NE BANADI JODI" film se kya seekha?Student=sir yehi k agar mehnat ki jaay to shadishuda ladki bhi patayi ja sakti hai.
*
Interviewer: Congrats! U r selected. Ur 1st year salary is Rs 19000 & nxt year it will be Rs 26000. Santa: Thank u Sir. I will join next year.
*
Radha ki bhakti, Murli ki mithas, makhan ka swaad aur gopiya ka raas, inhise milke banta hai janmastham ka yeh din khas, mubara ho janmastami ka tyohar..
*
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
jai shri shayam
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`•.
*
90%of pple marry one of their friends... becz frnds hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to 14 frnds in10 mins whn u read,!,
*
.-""-.
( ';' )___,/
¿_¿_) ¿_)
Jaa TOMY Jaa...!!
Jo log mujhe SMS
nhi karte un k
mobile par su su
kar k aa..
*
Lady calls-Mere ghar aag lagi hai!
Santa(in firebrigade)-Paani daalo!
Lady-Daala,aag nahi bujhi!
Santa-Phir Hum Aakar Kya Karenge,Hum Bhi Toh Paani Hi Daalenge!
*
Mila na koi jispe duniya luta dete, sabne dokha diya kis kisko bhula dete, dil ka dard dil me hi dabaye rakha ,agar byan kiya hota to bhari mahfil ko rula dete
*
Its true
It hurts wn we risk our heart n it ends up broken!
Bt wt hurts mor is wn we still hold on 2 sm1 evn wn v kno v r waitin 4 NOTHING!
Gud mrng...
*
*
Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u...
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari ...
*
Bharat Sarkar ke Nirdeshanusaar aapke Airtel Number Ke Dastavez Poore Nahin hain, Aap 10 AM to 6 PM ke beech Apne Number Ke Dastvez (Photograph, Proof of Address and Identity) Airtel Counter at %% pe Jama Karwayen.
*
Ponds:
For good skin, drink 8 glasses of water per day, limit Sun's exposure & avoid direct contact with highly alkaline products eg. washing powder
*
Ponds:
For good skin, drink 8 glasses of water per day, limit Sun's exposure & avoid direct contact with highly alkaline products eg. washing powder
*
.*"""*.
(_. @ ,'>
_.*"".-'..,)
.-" . ' - ._,.-"
""/,,,,/"
/,,,,/
A sweet bird to Say U
GOOD MORNING
****
Have a nice day....
*
Baby sardar praying-
Bhagwaanji plz punjab nu america di capital bana do,Plz plz plz
BHAGWAANji- Par kyu yaara?
Baby-Kyunki main exam wich likh aaya hu.
*
mam-last semester u were roaming wid dat girl n dis semester u r roaming wid other girl, wat is dis? boy-syllabus changed mam....;-)
*
Waqt ki Dhop me ho ya Barish me , kuch kadmo k Nishan nehi hote, Jinhe yaad karke khus hoti hai Ankhe, wo Log Door hokar vi Door nehi hote...
....
*
G Ø ö ð N í g h t &
s W é É t D r Ê ä M
*
EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann Ho
To Apni Mout Se Pyar Krna
QKi Duniya Ka Dastur He
Jise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge.
*
Je tenu bhulna hi hunda tan Ena yad na karde, Mar jande kado de je tenu pyar na karde,
Je chhadna sokha hunda tenu,Ta roz rab agge tenu paun di fariad na karde.
*
Girl to Boy: Mera Bacha! Mera Shona! Mera Gugluu! Shaadi Karega mujhse?
Bolo Baby.
Boy: pehle ye batao Tum Mujhe Purpose Karna Chah Rhi ho ya Adopt.
gd mrng
*
What is love??-------
She sayz 'i dnt luv u'
Her eyes sayz, m crazy 4 u,
She sayz,m hapy widout u,
Her eyes sayz, m nowhr widout u,
She sayz she has many 2 tak care of her,
Her eyes sayz, no 1 cares as u do,
She sayz al her frnz r lyk me,
Her eyz sayz,bt u stnd unique amng dem,
She sayz me 2 hold sum1 els's hand
Her eys say, nvr leave me,
She sayz dont hold me,
Her eyez syz, lemme juz hold u,
She sayz u r juz a gud frn
Her eyz sayz, i cnt c u 2b ne1's bf.,
She sayz go away,
Her eyz sy,..til i fil ur hrtbt,
She sayz, dnt kis me,
Her eyz syz, dnt folw ma wordz,
She sayz wait 4 nw,
Her eyz syz, letz fal in 4 each othr,
She sayz,m cnfsd
Her eyz sy, I JUZ LUV U...
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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One sardarni goes to a sardar's shop to buy a tea packet Sardarni (in punjabi) : Liptan di chaah hai? Sardar: Mainu to nahi hai,tennu hai to aa lipat ja.
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Wo kaun sa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Toh Meetha Aur Pak Jaye Toh Kadva Challenge Hai,
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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
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"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
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Sapno se Dil Lgane ki Adat nhi rhi
Har waqt Muskrane ki Adat nhi rhi
Ye Soch ke ki koi Manane nhi Aayega
Ab hame Rooth jane ki Aadat nhi rhi
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2machar bike pe ghum rhe the
tabi hathi ne lift mangi itne me 1machar khada hokar bola
dekhle phir teri ma kahegi ki lafango k 7 ghum rha h.
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Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".
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Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti Hai,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti Hai.
Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti Hai...
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Ur skin needs a good amount of moisture to help it look younger & fresher. Apply a good moisturizer while your skin is damp to retain moisture
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Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".
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Wife: Sirf Mere liye hi
Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
....Apne Liye Bhi Lo Lo.
Husband: Main Bina
Paan Khaye Bhi Chup
Reh Sakta Hoon.
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You're in Love Wen:
U cAn't erAse ur inbox coz of 1 msg from thAt person
You thiNk loNg & slap your head & say:
Naa,He/she is jus A friend'
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One sardarni goes to a sardar's shop to buy a tea packet Sardarni (in punjabi) : Liptan di chaah hai? Sardar: Mainu to nahi hai,tennu hai to aa lipat ja.
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Wo kaun sa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Toh Meetha Aur Pak Jaye Toh Kadva Challenge Hai,
time 1 Day..
Reply zarur karna..
I'm waiting..
*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
*
Sapno se Dil Lgane ki Adat nhi rhi
Har waqt Muskrane ki Adat nhi rhi
Ye Soch ke ki koi Manane nhi Aayega
Ab hame Rooth jane ki Aadat nhi rhi
*
2machar bike pe ghum rhe the
tabi hathi ne lift mangi itne me 1machar khada hokar bola
dekhle phir teri ma kahegi ki lafango k 7 ghum rha h.
*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".
*
Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti Hai,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti Hai.
Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti Hai...
*
Ponds:
Ur skin needs a good amount of moisture to help it look younger & fresher. Apply a good moisturizer while your skin is damp to retain moisture
*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".
*
Wife: Sirf Mere liye hi
Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
....Apne Liye Bhi Lo Lo.
Husband: Main Bina
Paan Khaye Bhi Chup
Reh Sakta Hoon.
* * *
You're in Love Wen:
U cAn't erAse ur inbox coz of 1 msg from thAt person
You thiNk loNg & slap your head & say:
Naa,He/she is jus A friend'
* * *
*
One sardarni goes to a sardar's shop to buy a tea packet Sardarni (in punjabi) : Liptan di chaah hai? Sardar: Mainu to nahi hai,tennu hai to aa lipat ja.
*
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*
Wo kaun sa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Toh Meetha Aur Pak Jaye Toh Kadva Challenge Hai,
time 1 Day..
Reply zarur karna..
I'm waiting..
*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
*
Sapno se Dil Lgane ki Adat nhi rhi
Har waqt Muskrane ki Adat nhi rhi
Ye Soch ke ki koi Manane nhi Aayega
Ab hame Rooth jane ki Aadat nhi rhi
*
2machar bike pe ghum rhe the
tabi hathi ne lift mangi itne me 1machar khada hokar bola
dekhle phir teri ma kahegi ki lafango k 7 ghum rha h.
*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".
*
Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti Hai,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti Hai.
Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti Hai...
*
Ponds:
Ur skin needs a good amount of moisture to help it look younger & fresher. Apply a good moisturizer while your skin is damp to retain moisture
*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".
*
Wife: Sirf Mere liye hi
Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
....Apne Liye Bhi Lo Lo.
Husband: Main Bina
Paan Khaye Bhi Chup
Reh Sakta Hoon.
* * *
You're in Love Wen:
U cAn't erAse ur inbox coz of 1 msg from thAt person
You thiNk loNg & slap your head & say:
Naa,He/she is jus A friend'
* * *
One sardarni goes to a sardar's shop to buy a tea packet Sardarni (in punjabi) : Liptan di chaah hai? Sardar: Mainu to nahi hai,tennu hai to aa lipat ja.
*
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*
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*
Wo kaun sa Fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho Toh Meetha Aur Pak Jaye Toh Kadva Challenge Hai,
time 1 Day..
Reply zarur karna..
I'm waiting..
*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
*
"Mny ppl r so lucky dat evn aftr hurting sum1 , dey get so mch of love
&
vry few r so unlucky dat evn aftr loving so mch , dey gt hurt by sum1":-(
*
Sapno se Dil Lgane ki Adat nhi rhi
Har waqt Muskrane ki Adat nhi rhi
Ye Soch ke ki koi Manane nhi Aayega
Ab hame Rooth jane ki Aadat nhi rhi
*
2machar bike pe ghum rhe the
tabi hathi ne lift mangi itne me 1machar khada hokar bola
dekhle phir teri ma kahegi ki lafango k 7 ghum rha h.
*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".
*
Kaise Kahe K Zindgi Kya Deti Hai,
Har Kadam Pe Ye Daga Deti Hai.
Jinki Jaan Se B Jyada Kimat Ho Dil Me.
Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Saja Deti Hai...
*
Ponds:
Ur skin needs a good amount of moisture to help it look younger & fresher. Apply a good moisturizer while your skin is damp to retain moisture
*
Achi Zindagi jeene K 2
tarike hain. 1. "Jo pasand hai use haasil
karna seekh lo" 2. "Jo
haasil hai use pasand
karna seekh lo".
*
Wife: Sirf Mere liye hi
Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
....Apne Liye Bhi Lo Lo.
Husband: Main Bina
Paan Khaye Bhi Chup
Reh Sakta Hoon.
* * *
You're in Love Wen:
U cAn't erAse ur inbox coz of 1 msg from thAt person
You thiNk loNg & slap your head & say:
Naa,He/she is jus A friend'
* * *
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